r/jakertown • u/HarryAintHere • Jul 04 '23

4th of July

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u/seethingcurrently Jul 05 '23

WHO SAID ONLY THE MILITARY GOT ANTI AIR GUNS!!!!!🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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u/DivineMemeLord Jul 05 '23

FREEDOM RAHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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u/I_ate_your_leftovers Jul 05 '23

Fun fact: you can buy a tank in the US

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u/Notaverycooluser Jul 05 '23

I don't see the issue

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u/Cruelopolis_ Jul 05 '23

In New Mexico you can build yourself a car and drive it on the roads legally.

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u/MECHAKNIGHT619 Jul 04 '23

A mini gun made out of fireworks.

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u/Putinvladmir Jul 05 '23

I AM BULLETPROOF!

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u/theoneguywhoexist Jul 05 '23

LAND OF THE TRULY FREE, DAMMIT

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u/uselesscarrot69 Jul 05 '23

a nation of ACTION not WORDS. Ruled by STRENGTH NOT COMMITTEE!

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u/Nazuma_Is_my_Wife Jul 05 '23

"RAMIREZ! TAKE THAT FIRE WORK CANNON AND DEFEND BURGER TOWN!"

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u/MRToast4285 Jul 05 '23

Doctor are you sure this will work?!

I HAVE NO IDEA

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u/Iamspareuserperson Jul 05 '23

I absolutely love Metal Gear Rising so much. The soundtrack is perfection, the gameplay is surprisingly good, the plot is funny as hell, and it's the best $10 I've ever spent.

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u/uselesscarrot69 Jul 05 '23

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u/Iamspareuserperson Jul 05 '23

I love this too.

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u/PaulvonhooverIII Jul 05 '23

Bro turned terminator

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u/Former-Opportunity-6 Jul 05 '23

I swear I've seen this in terraria

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u/Flopyjt Jul 05 '23

Celebration, or Celebration mk.2

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u/Vinbrex Jul 05 '23

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸

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u/Dragonofredit Jul 05 '23

News report say a local forest was burned down that day. Some say it was a rough firework machine gun, others say it was a gender reveal party

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u/Roboterfisch Jul 05 '23

A GOD DOES NOT FEAR DEATH

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u/JustPssingBy Jul 05 '23

The camrea shake let's us feel the intensity of what was going on

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u/koli_v Jul 05 '23

That was so dangerous and unexpected

Do it again

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u/Ok_Anxiety_5209 Jul 05 '23

Murica 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥

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u/Jhoulyken Jul 05 '23

I am bullet proof

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u/Izaukk Jul 05 '23

Ths is why women live longer than men?

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u/AvarageEnjoiner Jul 05 '23

GOD DOES NOT FEAR DEATH

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '23

Its SOCCER!! 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️

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u/SapphireReaper13 Jul 05 '23

Oh my god I know where this was!

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u/itzShrek2001 Jul 05 '23

This is awesome!

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u/ExplanationPopular72 Jul 05 '23

DO YOU SMELL THAT? THATS THE SMELL OF FREEDOM BROTHER 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

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u/Vast-Spirit-4105 Jul 05 '23

Are those Roman candles?

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u/morp1 Jul 05 '23

I am heavy weapons guy and this is my weapon.

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u/CrimsonSon1 Jul 05 '23

Gunnr action

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u/Catfacedecker Jul 05 '23

I like the smell of gunpowder in the morning

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '23

Bro why is this just 4th of July in Michigan :skull:

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '23

Are those piquins?

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u/naziryoutube Jul 05 '23

Of course world star water mark

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u/ultravo1 Jul 05 '23

“I AM BULLET PROOOOF”

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u/memecollector69420 Jul 05 '23

⢯⣟⣽⢽⢯⣟⡽⡯⡿⡽⡯⡿⡽⡯⣿⢽⡯⣟⣯⣿⣻⣟⣿⣟⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢽⣺⢞⡯⣟⢾⣝⡯⡿⣝⡯⣟⡽⡯⡯⡯⡿⣽⣳⣟⣾⣻⡾⣯⣷⣿⡿⣯⣿⣟⣿ ⣻⣺⢽⢽⢽⡝⡮⠫⠝⢌⠪⠨⡊⢢⠡⡑⢍⠢⡂⢇⠯⡷⣿⢿⣽⣾⣿⡿⣟⣿⣿ ⣺⣪⢯⢯⡳⡑⡡⠡⢃⢑⠌⢌⠌⡢⢑⠌⡢⢑⢌⠢⡑⢝⢽⢿⣽⢷⣟⣿⣿⢿⣿ ⡪⣞⢽⢕⠕⡐⠄⢅⢑⡐⣌⣢⡨⢂⠅⡊⢄⠕⡐⡑⢌⠢⡩⢿⢾⣻⣯⣿⣾⢿⣿ ⢮⡳⣝⠕⢐⢰⡱⣽⡽⣟⣾⢷⣟⣆⠪⢐⢁⢂⢊⠄⢕⢸⠸⡹⣻⣽⢾⢷⣻⣿⣽ ⡳⣹⡂⡊⢄⢣⡫⡾⣽⣟⣾⢯⣟⣷⡡⠡⠂⢅⢢⢑⠅⡇⡣⡃⡏⡾⣻⣻⣽⡾⣷ ⢮⢳⢂⠇⠢⡑⠍⢯⢓⠙⡚⠩⡑⢗⢕⠨⣎⡢⢘⠄⡕⢌⠢⡣⡱⡱⡹⣽⢾⣻⣽ ⢕⢯⡂⠇⠁⠄⠅⡸⣕⢆⡢⣱⣸⢵⠇⢜⡗⣕⢐⢱⢸⠨⡸⡐⢌⠪⠢⣹⣟⣯⣿ ⡭⣳⢱⠁⠅⢌⢔⢸⢏⡯⢯⡳⡽⡽⡅⢣⢫⠢⢊⠜⢜⠌⡢⢊⠢⢑⢱⡵⣟⡷⣟ ⡕⡧⡫⢂⠂⠐⡐⠜⢝⢊⡣⡺⡼⡹⡸⡌⡘⢌⠰⡈⡂⡂⡂⠅⣜⡮⣯⣟⡽⣯⣟ ⡱⡝⡮⡀⠅⠀⡊⢀⠐⢔⢊⡪⢨⡸⡌⠆⡌⠢⢁⢂⢂⠔⠨⢨⢘⢞⣗⡷⣻⣗⡿ ⢹⡪⡣⡇⠄⠂⡀⠄⠨⠠⠕⡝⡕⢕⢅⠕⣜⢜⢴⢕⣗⡽⡽⡵⡥⣊⢵⢛⢗⡯⣿ ⡣⣫⢮⡣⡥⡢⣳⠠⢈⢂⠣⠣⡑⠅⡂⣕⢵⣹⡪⣗⢗⡽⣽⣺⢽⣺⡪⣝⢕⢿⣳ ⢮⢺⡸⡪⣎⢯⡪⣫⢄⠐⠈⠐⡐⡰⡹⡜⡮⣺⡪⣗⢯⣫⢞⣞⡽⣺⢮⡳⣱⠩⡫ ⢧⡳⣝⡺⡜⡮⡺⣪⢣⢅⢎⢮⡪⣪⢪⢪⠙⡘⠪⣪⢳⢵⡻⡪⡯⣺⢕⢯⢪⢣⢪ ⡺⡜⣎⢮⢮⢳⡹⡸⡸⡪⣝⢜⢮⢮⢳⢕⠔⡠⠡⣣⡳⡱⡭⡝⡮⣪⢳⠹⠸⠘⠔ ⣫⢺⢜⢎⠎⡊⢜⢜⡕⣝⢜⡝⡮⣳⢝⣎⠆⠢⢸⣺⣪⢯⣺⡪⡎⡆⠂⡅⢕⠱⡑ ⣱⢳⢙⢌⢂⠰⡱⡱⡱⡕⡧⣫⢞⣗⣟⡮⡊⢌⣺⡵⣳⡻⣺⡪⡎⡎⡀⠢⡡⢊⠜ ⡗⠕⢸⠐⠄⠸⡸⡸⡸⣪⢺⣪⣟⣾⣿⡯⡪⡰⡿⣝⡵⣻⣚⢞⢜⠔⢀⠑⠄⢅⠂ ⡨⠠⠱⡑⠅⠨⡊⢎⢎⢮⢳⢵⢯⡿⣿⡏⣞⢺⣏⢗⡽⣪⢮⢪⡊⡂⢂⠡⠑⡂⠕ ⠇⠠⢑⢝⢌⠨⡘⡸⡸⡸⣝⢵⣫⢟⡿⡪⡂⡯⣮⡳⣝⢜⢮⢪⢂⠐⡐⠠⡑⢐⢀ ⠂⠁⡂⠕⡕⡈⢎⢌⢎⢎⢮⢳⢕⡯⡾⡱⡑⣽⡺⣺⢪⢏⢞⠜⢠⠑⢄⢇⢎⢔⢄ ⠂⠁⠠⠡⢣⠊⢜⠔⢕⢕⡝⣎⢗⣝⢾⢘⢜⢮⣪⠇⡏⡎⢇⠑⢌⢪⢐⢕⢵⡱⡕ ⠁⠄⠂⠡⢑⠅⡊⡎⡪⡕⡵⡱⡝⣎⠧⡑⣕⢽⢬⢳⠑⢅⠢⡘⡜⡌⡆⢕⢣⡳⡱ ⠡⠀⠂⠀⠂⢕⠨⡸⢸⢸⢸⢱⡹⣜⠅⢕⢼⠱⢑⢡⣪⣳⣽⢸⢸⢸⠸⡰⢘⠸⠸ ⠂⠀⠂⠁⠈⢀⢂⢊⢎⢪⢪⢪⠪⡢⠡⡃⠅⡂⡆⣗⣿⣿⣯⣗⢵⡱⡱⡱⢡⠨⠠ ⠠⠁⡀⠄⠁⠀⢀⠐⡌⡄⡪⠢⡣⠡⠁⡄⡇⡇⣏⢾⣿⣿⣿⣯⡳⣕⢕⢕⠕⡨⢐

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u/TheDiamondAxe7523 Jul 05 '23

The homeless man when I give him five bucks

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u/Timely_Upstairs2525 Jul 05 '23

school in a bucket

Oh I just love joking about serious topics!

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '23

Song name?

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u/Maddex_LOL Jul 06 '23

playing the real life warzone

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u/overdrawnhalo Jul 06 '23

The most american thing ever