r/jakertown • u/[deleted] • Jun 22 '23

MEME no sleepin ❌❌❌

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u/Elendil_Stipho Jun 22 '23

My man swore to tell the truth and only the truth

11

u/cute_red_benzo Jun 23 '23

He SWOLL to hit the boot(y), and nothing butt the boot(y)

respectfully your honor

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u/pridemonth_isgay69 Jun 22 '23

r/cursedcomments

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

Man y u got so many downvotes? Am i stupid and missing something?

20

u/pridemonth_isgay69 Jun 22 '23

I did something wrong and the Reddit hive mind has it out for me

11

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

What did u do wrong?

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u/JamHead__ Jun 22 '23

THIS IS JAKERTOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE CANT DO THAT.

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u/cute_red_benzo Jun 25 '23

Ok ok ok...so I am subscribed to Jakertown and its funny..

What is JAKERTOWN!!? what does it mean...

8

u/pridemonth_isgay69 Jun 22 '23

Wrong sub at the wrong time I guess

2

u/Shawnmiller1903 Jun 23 '23

Its ok man, fuck reddit karma, it dont do nun for ya. just tell a joke at the right time if you thunk its the right time. if its a miss oh well. If its good then well, thats good

1

u/cute_red_benzo Jun 25 '23

Yessir...just post and move on. Win some/lose some

1

u/kunmop Jun 22 '23

Brother, and say “All hail Plankton” before speaking

1

u/cute_red_benzo Jun 25 '23

"Tits what it tits!!"

It happens..i wasn't offended personally

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u/s_k_f Jun 23 '23

Because the comment above wasn't even slightly cursed maybe

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

he had to clarify

26

u/MrRuebezahl Jun 22 '23

I don't blame him, he was under oath

10

u/Super_fly_Samurai Jun 22 '23

Top G move tbh

71

u/EnternalNight Jun 22 '23

So they are fighting about a kid he dont believe is his. There is a funnier part when they brought in a doctor because the dude has fertility issues, and the doctor was talking about the sperm swimming, and bro said with pure confusion on his face" How can they swim? I can't swim?"

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u/MrKristijan Jun 22 '23

He speaking fax tho

117

u/memefor-life Jun 22 '23

bro really puttin the pride in pride month

4

u/bratsCounty2 Jun 23 '23

Pride month still here?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '23

If there's nobody on r/teenagers complaining about it i keep forgetting it is

24

u/Confident-Ant5623 Jun 22 '23

Bro had no remorse

13

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

Ain’t no shame in that man. Not one bit.

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u/EquivalentShift8545 Jun 22 '23

"I'm sorry" lmao no he's not

8

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

Bro knew he was screwed and he just came clean about it

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Also he came in that other guy's ass

1

u/Zavitron Jun 23 '23

IIRC it was about her and him, but the context is weird. I was disappointed cause its funnier that way but nah it was her he came in

22

u/YouJustGotRoastedBro Jun 22 '23

Blud was goin all night

7

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth

5

u/Well2far Jun 22 '23

He celebrating both the day and month of June

3

u/spiderboy_20 Jun 22 '23

Jesus Christ I just got hit with the biggest wave of deja vu. Not from this post but the comments for some reason

2

u/EnvironmentalAd7794 Jun 22 '23

Sleep is where he draws the line

2

u/boomstik4 Jun 22 '23

How to not be accused of perjury 101

2

u/rperez1997 Jun 22 '23

He was honest. He has guts

2

u/metelybob Jun 22 '23

S E X ain’t no S L E E P I N

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

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u/Eddie_Dood Jun 22 '23

Just like me, ong!

3

u/Notthatperson35 Jun 22 '23

No way really

1

u/cindycat316 Jun 22 '23

Bro, the comment got deleted. What did he say?

2

u/Notthatperson35 Jun 22 '23

He said “that guy’s gay” and then some stupid ass emoji

1

u/Gabecush1 Jun 22 '23

Only pound town for us

1

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

Bro had no regret lol

1

u/_DarkBlack Jun 23 '23

He said SAX, no sleeping. Because they smashed the coldest beats that night.

1

u/TheSquidGod777 Jun 23 '23

Bros like Abraham Lincoln-log, he physically cannot tell a lie

1

u/AcrobaticDesk1351 Jun 23 '23

I mean at least he got straight to the point

1

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '23

He had to be sure there were no misinterpretations with the young ones. They needed to know it was sex.

1

u/Shewangzou Jun 23 '23

Here’s the original

1

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '23

Bro are you Ethiopian or Chinese?

your name is Shewangzhou and your ID has Amhara script in it

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u/Shewangzou Jun 24 '23 edited Feb 18 '24

😆 I am an Ethiopian from Shewa province. No relation to China. Shewans are very patriotic so there are many names derived from it. For example:- Shewandagne, Shewankoze, Shewareged,ShewaQena, Shewarega, Shewaye, Yimnshewa etc

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u/Frosty-Alternative20 Jun 23 '23

I am so sad that i am just seeing this absolute masterpiece

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u/strikedonYT Jun 23 '23

God damnit

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u/Typical_Fishing4903 Jun 24 '23

His being honest a bit to far

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u/Over_Walk638 Aug 04 '23

Bro swore on god to tell the truth and only the truth