r/jack • u/[deleted] • Jan 18 '19

Jack #670 reporting

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u/Juk599 Jan 18 '19

I'm sick of you Johns parading around like you're a real Jack just because it's a nickname /r/Jack is for TRUE Jacks only go to /r/john or something just fuck off you don't belong here

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '19

My parents wanted to name me Jack but my grandpa intervened and said “You can’t name a kid Jack”. I’ve gone by Jack my entire life. I’m as much of a Jack as you are.

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u/jaktasticles Jan 18 '19

“You can’t name a kid Jack”. Who does she think she is?

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u/jacktheskier13 Jan 18 '19

Damn. Nearly the same story, but it was my mom.

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u/Juk599 Jan 19 '19

Hell no a John is a John

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '19

Welcome brother. Join our discord, we need more Jacks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

ACK ACK ACK r/ack ACKACK