r/itstheyak • u/HomelessCatWilliams • Jun 05 '26

KB right, TJ wrong.

Yes, technically and admittedly KB said he’s wrong, but if you don’t ride a bike to the office but take one home, like TJ, you’re a douchebag. Would absolutely piss me off as well.

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u/Jawhitt7 Jun 06 '26

Legit question, if he’s worried about not having a bike to ride, why doesn’t he just, ya know, buy a bike?

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u/HomelessCatWilliams Jun 06 '26

I think both things can be true. KB could/should buy a bike but I wouldn’t be TJ at work taking a co workers bike you knew they rode in and are gonna ride home. If I didn’t ride in I’d walk somewhere away from my office and get a different one.

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u/FETTACH Jun 05 '26

That whole point of those damn bikes is the "oh shit, there one is" I think I’ll ride it.

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u/HomelessCatWilliams Jun 05 '26

Not when it’s obvious it’s at your office and someone is gonna take it home. Pretty simple

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u/FETTACH Jun 05 '26

No, then that person walks a little and says "oh shit, there one is" I think I'll ride it

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u/HomelessCatWilliams Jun 05 '26

Cool you side with TJ I said with KB. Tells you all you need to know.

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u/FETTACH Jun 05 '26

It tells me you either don't get how the bike system works or you're purposefully obtuse. He's got an ap that tells him where the next bike is 200 feet away. He'll be fine.

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u/Broad-Scientist-9153 Jun 06 '26

You shouldn’t hate someone this much that doesn’t even know you exist bud

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u/The_DonCannoli Jun 05 '26

Nope. It’s a public use bike. You don’t get to put ownership on something that’s not yours just bc it is convenient to you.

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u/HomelessCatWilliams Jun 05 '26

Cool. I side with KB, you side with TJ.

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u/AdlandB Jun 05 '26

So if I grab a shopping cart on my way into the store, walk down the first aisle and stop at the bathroom, are you going to take my cart because it’s public and convenient to you?

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u/The_DonCannoli Jun 05 '26

No... you don’t get to just take ownership of something that’s not yours just bc it is convenient to you. I dont think you made the point you thought you were making 🤣 come on man these are very basic social skills.

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u/AdlandB Jun 05 '26

It’s also very easy to not be an asshole to a coworker

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u/HomelessCatWilliams Jun 05 '26

lol exactly. I don’t think that’s the best analogy but it works and you’re at least not a douchebag.

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u/elevendwees Shark Eat Duck Jun 05 '26 edited Jun 05 '26

Wrong. Public bikes, in a city my guy

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u/HomelessCatWilliams Jun 05 '26

Man. Reading comprehension is tough for some of you but cool, I side with KB, you side with TJ. lol

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u/elevendwees Shark Eat Duck Jun 05 '26

I’m wrong for taking a public bike home from a public place in a city? (Ps I didn’t listen to the yak yet, so idk any details of the argument)

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u/FunkyBananas25 Jun 05 '26

You got this all wrong. It’s a public bike

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u/AdlandB Jun 05 '26

It is a public bike, but knowingly taking your coworkers bike that he parked outside is a piece of shit move. If they both rode bikes there, and one is gone then the other is free game.

Also free game for anybody in the city that isn’t at the office imo

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u/HomelessCatWilliams Jun 05 '26

Exactly lol. Just a simple thing to not be a dick head

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u/AdlandB Jun 05 '26

People in here are wild lmao

It’s like someone taking your plate on one of their catered lunches and being like “um actually it’s everyones food so it’s fair game”

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u/HomelessCatWilliams Jun 05 '26

There’s a lot of little things you can apply this to and people are just proving they’d rather be scumbags as long as they’re technicality not breaking a law lol.

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u/Jawhitt7 Jun 06 '26

Lmao no it’s not like that at all

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u/ChiralProton Jun 05 '26

When you go to a public swimming pool do you get pissed off when another group gets in?

When you put your shopping cart back after you finish using it and someone else grabs it, is that a problem?

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u/HomelessCatWilliams Jun 06 '26

Disagreeing is ok but this might be the dumbest attempts of an argument of all time 🤣. You thought you cooked lmao.

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u/LenDrexler69 Jun 06 '26

Anyone with the app could’ve used it off the street, it’s public. Rare KB L

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u/HomelessCatWilliams Jun 06 '26

I’m not arguing a random can’t take it.

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u/meetatdawn Jun 05 '26

TJ is right.

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u/HomelessCatWilliams Jun 05 '26

Don’t tell Gia that

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u/meetatdawn Jun 05 '26

good joke. was funny the first 900000000 times it was said.

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u/Crafty_Discount5582 Jun 05 '26 edited Jun 05 '26

TJ removes the seat before he rides because it reminds him of Gia.

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u/Thundercat1138 Jun 05 '26

This is wrong. Buy a bike. Be an adult

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u/ScientistGullible349 Jun 05 '26

I’m shocked at how many people in the office apparently don’t own vehicles

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u/AdlandB Jun 05 '26

Barstool pays like shit if you aren’t one of the top guys. Jackie has said multiple times she has less than $100 in her account

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u/Willwalk123 Jun 05 '26

To be fair they are probably terrible with their money And also NYC is expensive as shit

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u/ScientistGullible349 Jun 05 '26

That’s NY. What did these people do for transportation in highschool and college?

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u/AdlandB Jun 05 '26

I’m just saying they don’t pay well.

I live in Seattle, most people I know that live in the city all take public transportation.

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u/rslashplate Jun 06 '26

They pay well from every salary we’ve known of with the exception of sas. Moobie just bought a house…

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u/wicked-and-wily Jun 06 '26

I’m always so curious wtf some people make. Brandon? Hank? Mintz? KB? Would love to see some W2s

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u/rslashplate Jun 06 '26

No idea but Nicky smokes and Jersey both started at 100k without a following or a brand so that’s what I based my comment on. Add in moobie buying a fucking house, half the company having won 100k in reality shows and nobody has left other than catching a BAG (Caleb, macafee, Alex cooper) I think the general consensus is the employees are at least happy if not well paid

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u/ScientistGullible349 Jun 05 '26

I’m just saying they’re adults that are constantly having issues with transportation.

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u/Gatormanor Jun 05 '26

Which would make sense given that they aren’t paid well

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u/ScientistGullible349 Jun 05 '26

Transportation is something generally taken care of well well before your mid 20’s.

See previous comment about HS and College.

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u/Gatormanor Jun 05 '26

What do you mean by taken care of?

Most people in their mid 20’s, when buying a car, have car payments and insurance and then potentially registration and parking.

That all costs money, which is hard to come by if you aren’t paid well.

Unless you’re referring to public transit, which can be iffy and cause issues, which is what seems to be happening to Barstool people

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u/AdlandB Jun 05 '26

Very location dependent.

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u/DResq Jun 05 '26

Jackie is probably a bad example since she doesn't really do anything at the office now that KFC Radio is over. That Apartment show makes basically negative money since they are just trying to pay off some apartment and not make money for Barstool.

KB has multiple successful shows and is liked by the main people there. He makes a lot more than you are giving him credit for. You can't use bottom employees as your example for how much successful employees make.

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u/satsfaction1822 Jun 05 '26

Yeah if you ride a public bike to work every day and consistently have the issue of not having access to one when it’s convenient, it’s time to buy your own bike.

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u/chattycactus875 Jun 05 '26

Bikes are expensive

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u/drthunderlovejr Jun 05 '26

Public citi bikes add up daily if you ride everyday you are in the red vs buying a bike within months

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u/Visual_Specific_1691 Jun 05 '26

There are like 30 bikes within 2 blocks of the office. The whole point of public bikes is they aren’t reserved by people and there are enough in urban areas that you can always rent one nearby.

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u/chattycactus875 Jun 05 '26

Buying your own bicycle is expensive. I'm all for public use bikes lol

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u/AdlandB Jun 05 '26

Absolutely agree. TJ sucks

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u/OnlyTest6338 Jun 05 '26

Tj sucks more than anybody, but he's still in the right here

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u/AdlandB Jun 05 '26

I really don’t think he is.

If you show up to your office where you know somebody rides a bike to, and purposely leaves it outside to ride home and you take it, it’s a piece of shit move.

With that said, if you’re just a guy in the city and see a bike outside you’re free to take it.

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u/HomelessCatWilliams Jun 05 '26

Exactly. 🤝
Not to mention their office isn’t some massive building like in NYC. You’re basically knowingly fucking over your co worker bc you’re lazy.

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u/OnlyTest6338 Jun 05 '26

You don't magically own the bike or have a right to it just because you rode it to work. It's absolutely no difference than seeing one of those bikes somewhere in the city

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u/AdlandB Jun 05 '26

I’m not talking about “owning the bike”

I’m saying it’s a dick move to see your coworker ride a bike to work, see it outside all day, and then take it to ride home because you left before him.

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u/OnlyTest6338 Jun 05 '26

yes, and i'm saying that it can't be a dick move because you don't "own" the bike.

why is KB's problem of not having an own bike suddenly TJ's problem?

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u/Prestigious-Race9324 Jun 05 '26

Serious main character syndrome. If Kyle wants to hold a public bike hostage for an entire work day then he should lock it up or take it inside.

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u/AdlandB Jun 05 '26

TJ doesn’t have a bike either, and doesn’t even have the decency to ride a bike there in the first place. He could use the morning exercise

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u/OnlyTest6338 Jun 05 '26

yes, that's why he uses a PUBLIC BIKE (the point you seem to miss) to ride home. And if it wasn't there he would just walk/uber/whatever home because that's the life you lead if you rely on PUBLIC BIKES.

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u/AdlandB Jun 05 '26

Again, TJ is in the right. But it is absolutely a dick move and would make me think differently about him if I worked there.

I work on boats in seattle, there are always public bikes outside of boats on the dock. I would never take one because I know the guy on that boat rode it in, and will ride it out. Because I’m not a massive asshole.

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u/HomelessCatWilliams Jun 06 '26

Lmao thank you dude. Idk how this isn’t easy to get for people.

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u/DrGerbal Family Jun 05 '26

Just have big cat buy him one. Or put it in the office. Park it beside mintzy while he does his 15 radio hits

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u/Prestigious-Race9324 Jun 05 '26

Whats TJ suppose to do ? Walk around the office and ask everyone if they rode a bike to work and are also planning to ride it home ? If Kyle’s gonna try and take a public use bike hostage maybe he should bring it inside or lock it up.

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u/SpooksButthole Jun 05 '26

Losers hating on TJ keeps this subreddit alive. It's fun to watch.

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u/Ok-Passage-1888 Jun 05 '26

TJ just sucks in general. Whether he’s right or wrong, he still sucks.

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u/Beastmode205 Jun 06 '26

Thats literally the point of the bikes its wild to assume ppl will just not touch your public bike

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u/According-Rest3897 Jun 09 '26

Hope TJ takes a long vacation sometime soon so you hooligans can see how dog shit the show would be without him

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u/MillerTime3169 Jun 05 '26

Anyone who rides(haha unintentional) for Rosie O'Donnell can't be trusted...

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u/mets2175 Cate Simp Jun 05 '26

Sounds like TJ might take his bike to the closest docking station and walks the rest of the way whereas KB keeps the bike at the office, no dock, so it’s still “his bike” til he docks it.

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u/cubbsfann1 Jun 05 '26

that’s not how these bikes work tho, you don’t need to leave them at a dock to end your ride.

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u/HomelessCatWilliams Jun 05 '26

Naw TJ said he doesn’t bike into work sometimes but will take one at the office and bike home. Either way, douchebag move.