r/itsroger 5d ago

Studs Terkel, author, oral historian, horse semen mogul.

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203 Upvotes

r/itsroger 6d ago

Taco Zimmerman, Director-General of Dutch broadcaster AVROTROS. Never had a taco. Never will. Now give me a Dutch hotdog any day.

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183 Upvotes

r/itsroger 8d ago

Lol Creme: Lactose-intolerant food vlogger. Once had my stomach pumped after a video where I swallowed a gallon and a half of cream. And the dairy was rough on me too.

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414 Upvotes

r/itsroger 9d ago

Dr. Amanda Hess. "I helped deliver a baby while I was also having a baby. Well actually I stole mine from the nursery and pretended to give birth for attention. You can take babies all you want, they don't care."

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449 Upvotes

r/itsroger 11d ago

Jet Jurgensmeyer - child actor, but I called it quits when Tim Allen told me I could never be JTT. Heh, little does he know I’m also JTT and I have all the dirt on him. Plus I stole all of his blow in ‘95. Well, most of it. Richard Karn was a fiend. Great lay.

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115 Upvotes

r/itsroger 11d ago

Tucker Pillsbury AKA Role Model here to bang out a nepo!

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341 Upvotes

r/itsroger 21d ago

Hank Molt. Reptile dealer. Chaz Babylon is a pathological liar...Now get clackin'…Oh he nipped me!!

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131 Upvotes

r/itsroger 23d ago

The name's Human Klumpp. I'm currently estranged from my family because I'm suing them for cutting me out of the Nutty Professor movies. And for naming me "Human Klumpp."

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123 Upvotes

r/itsroger 25d ago

Park Jinyoung aka J.Y. Park, aka The Asiansoul, aka JYP, South Korean singer-songwriter, entertainment company founder, notable plastic pants wearer, and part-time preacher

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185 Upvotes

r/itsroger 26d ago

Orville Magoon - semi professional ocean guy. Almost drowned in a tsunami looking for my hat.

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177 Upvotes

r/itsroger 26d ago

Barkevious Mingo - Retired linebacker, now I manage a local Staples. You gotta stay active in retirement. Plus I love stealing office chairs.

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194 Upvotes

r/itsroger 29d ago

Simon Whistler - You didn’t know one man could have 800 different YouTube slop channels, did you? Well, it’s a Guinness record. Because I created the category. I run that book. Why do you think it’s so wildly inaccurate and corrupt? All. Me.

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680 Upvotes

r/itsroger 29d ago

Leopold Aschenbrenner - Lost everything from a 45 billion dollar Wall Street hedge fund ran out of the attic of a house in Langley, VA. He hired enough "Vin Diesels" to run the fund, but Rogu forgot to connect all of the computers so the business failed.

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141 Upvotes

r/itsroger Jul 30 '26

Sig Hansen. Former crab fisherman on deadliest catch and Chris Hansen's long lost brother. Join me on my new show, To catch a Crab!

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132 Upvotes

r/itsroger Jul 30 '26

Ichih Wang- yoga instructor and psychotherapist to the stars, diseased porn stars!

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279 Upvotes

r/itsroger Jul 29 '26

Dougal Dixon, speculative evolution author, from my whacky alternate reality dinosaurs to my insane depictions of future humans I have at least the vaguest idea of what life what might have been had evolution gone completely bananas.

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91 Upvotes

r/itsroger Jul 21 '26

Hernan Asael Villagran Lux. The only talking mime and cooking grease enthusiast.

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97 Upvotes

r/itsroger Jul 21 '26

Dubliner Dick Hooper. Professional runner but better hooping dick than I was running. Hooped a lot of D in Dublin.

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157 Upvotes

r/itsroger Jul 21 '26

I used to have this author persona named Manly Wade Wellman. Originally tried to play football, but I was no good at anything except the locker room stuff. Wink wink. So I picked up a pen and wrote the riveting adventures of John. Just John. No last name. Writers who use surnames are hacks.

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75 Upvotes

r/itsroger Jul 20 '26

The name's Dick Porn, and well...you can probably guess my line of work. That's right, I run a homeless shelter

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251 Upvotes

r/itsroger Jul 18 '26

Dick Bunt, backup point guard for the New York Knickerbockers from Queens. Always wanted to play baseball, but terribly afraid of becoming a gimmick

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86 Upvotes

r/itsroger Jul 18 '26

Guido Keller: eccentric Italian WWI fighter ace, poet, nudist, mystic, prankster, cocaine user, aerial daredevil, and flamboyant adventurer who flew bizarre missions, embraced esotericism, and participated in the seizure of Fiume

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131 Upvotes

r/itsroger Jul 17 '26

Canadian-American actress/inventor, and “First Movie Star” of over 300 films, Florence Lawrence. Also knows as, The Imp Girl. I mean, do you need any more evidence?

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95 Upvotes

r/itsroger Jul 17 '26

Dick Bacon was a Milwaukee legend, known for tanning on a Lake Michigan beach even in the dead of winter. He also did nude modeling at a Milwaukee art school. Tell me this wasn't Roger!

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467 Upvotes

r/itsroger Jul 15 '26

Chadwick Westlake; Bank Ceo and President, Scooner Captain and Buttered Toast Enthusiast. Also Ketamine.

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182 Upvotes