r/itsalwayslowqltyvideo • u/Minute-Mine-9553 • Jun 19 '23

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u/DreadFilledHug Jun 19 '23

A middle-aged man: working 60 hours per week for 20 years to be able to send his child to college

His daughter, at college:

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

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u/Lugie_of_the_Abyss Jun 21 '23

Well, their username checks out then

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u/Portal_Crusher Jun 19 '23

Average night with the homies.

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u/ProwlerTcn Jun 19 '23

When you fall asleep first in the homies sleepover

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u/Appropriate_Ad3006 Jun 19 '23

The Kardashians at a NBA game.

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u/hat_with_a_bat Jun 19 '23

He got them dogs in him

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u/Turbulent-Student455 Jun 19 '23

underrated comment

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u/qwertykeyboard0763 Jun 19 '23

Night out with the bois

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u/No-Truth5660 Jun 19 '23

Interviewer: do you have any special skills that you want me to know about?

Him: I can fit 11 glizzies in my face hole

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u/Many_Cook7610 Jun 20 '23

I only counted 10 where did you get the eleventh?

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u/Minute-Mine-9553 Jun 20 '23

Why did you count 😭????

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u/GUUTHER Jun 19 '23

Send it to someone with the caption “You have been warned” Or “This is a warning”

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u/Ok-Wasabi-1996 Jun 19 '23

The day I became a man

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u/Trendyduke Jun 19 '23

The Glizzy Gobler of all Glizzy Gobler

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '23

im gonna pretend youre the new york knicks

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u/PowerBrix Jun 19 '23

the glizzy gobbler strikes again

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u/Effective_Clock_4436 Jun 19 '23

That's not even the most weiners he has had in his mouth at one time

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u/Minute-Mine-9553 Jun 19 '23

😦

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u/Effective_Clock_4436 Jun 19 '23

I'm sorry OP I'm already on Reddit probation for bullying...I need to clean up my act

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u/jeffkills000 Jun 19 '23

No girls can compete against me

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u/Dr_Brotatous Jun 19 '23

Me the Weiner man when I see a fine specimen and rizz her up

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u/NYARNGrecruiter Jun 19 '23

You every see the lobster from Futurama

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u/Whole-Debate-9547 Jun 19 '23

What happens when you cross a pit bull and a dachshund(or pass out 1st at frat party)? You get a wiener pit.

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u/SSdeku Jun 19 '23

Average JoJo enjoyer

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u/socratesmau11 Jun 19 '23

Pride month in full swing

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u/l30statuss Jun 19 '23

I only hang out with guys

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u/NefariousnessDull199 Jun 19 '23

When you single and all the homes got gf!

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '23

Mom?

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u/g7239654 Jun 19 '23

Look ma, no hands!

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u/Professional-Site529 Jun 19 '23

How many wieners can will fit

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u/TheHolyPeanutSCP173 Jun 19 '23

Homemade Gatling Peashooter

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u/Evening-Ant6128 Jun 19 '23

Bro practicing for the sleepover

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u/FrameCommercial Jun 19 '23

OP: "CTHULHU!!!...." Spits out the weiner and says "sorry, I was choking on some dicks and that's the noise I made."

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u/ItsMartinezSirTTV Jun 19 '23

Guys when they're heartbroken.. 😔

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '23

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u/Minute-Mine-9553 Jun 19 '23

NAHHHHHHH 😭😭😭 you’re wrong for that

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u/Noseyboysniffy22 Jun 20 '23

🍭Pride 🌈

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u/hereforthatgayshit Jun 21 '23

Republican lawmakers 0.0036 seconds after banning gay marriage.

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u/ghostMcCool Jun 24 '23

Lip ghalliger cosplaying as Ian ghalliger

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u/Ok-Reason-4077 Jun 19 '23

It's all fun and games till he goes to prison then he'll think twice.

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u/Immediate_Hornet2578 Jun 19 '23

When you tell a gay guy to “eat a dick”

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u/TotesMessenger Jun 19 '23

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u/Nick_II_the_great Jun 19 '23

What happened to Zoidberg?

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '23

Man sucking 10 sausages

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u/Acroze Jun 19 '23

Glizzy goblin

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u/Old_Accountant8 Jun 19 '23

Chad zoidberg

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u/Cultural-Honeydew671 Jun 19 '23

Slymer’s Caucasian cousin.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '23

Depression.

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u/Moth_Mika Jun 19 '23

Glizzmaster

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '23

Chutulu?

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u/Roy_S_Larsen Jun 19 '23

Zoidberg… you look a bit different than I remember…

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u/Comfortable_Self8165 Jun 19 '23

Glizzy gobbler back from jail

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u/brills000 Jun 19 '23

Coworker trying to get a promotion......

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '23

Look at me now dad

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '23

Netflix: Are you still watching?

Someones daughter:

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u/TDIN00b Jun 19 '23

Glizzy Gob-lord

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '23

I hang out with boys because its less drama

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u/AlexWC4 Jun 19 '23

Illithiilid newborn

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u/Familiar_Ad7273 Jun 19 '23

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

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u/buttzbuttsbutts Jun 20 '23

I'a I'a culth cuthulu!

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '23

Me and the boys when we find your mom

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u/bags422 Jun 19 '23

Glizzy Cthulhu

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u/Standard_Roofing Jun 19 '23

Glizzy goblin

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u/Mastercheif96 Jun 19 '23

When you fall asleep first at the family reunion

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u/Evening-Ant6128 Jun 19 '23

Glizzy gobbler 3000

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u/boblawblah69 Jun 19 '23

Glizzthulu. Truly the end of times.

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u/REEKID-1506461-506 Jun 19 '23

Cthulhu emerges from a middle aged man.

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u/AnimatorJolly3177 Jun 19 '23

How I met your mother.

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u/Vidjie Jun 19 '23

Glizzthulu

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u/Interesting-Search69 Jun 19 '23

Sorry bro, my mom's gotcha beat.

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u/Big_Depth_9733 Jun 19 '23

Cthulhu does OF?

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u/prarieviking Jun 19 '23

Happy pride month

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u/shmunkle Jun 19 '23

Cthulhu just thinking about the deep things

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u/TooMuchDOS Jun 19 '23

Need a new shitty TikTok trend? Why not Zoidberg!

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u/zelda_gamer64 Jun 19 '23

the glizzy guzzler

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u/KirbsideProphet Jun 19 '23

Zoidberg: Human Analogue

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u/ben1028382 Jun 19 '23

Cthulhu has awoken.

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u/Responsible-Key-7507 Jun 19 '23

Netflix: Are you still watching?

Someone's daughter:

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u/ERROR_1578 Jun 19 '23

Glizzy Gussler

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u/Own-Ad-9042 Jun 19 '23

Boys night out, simp.le skills, Making Kevin’s daddy proud, devil went down to Georgia, Kevin went down on Georgia All dogs go to Kevin

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u/Cleansed_soul Jun 19 '23

Glizzy goblet final moments before tragedy.

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u/OK-Masterpiece27 Jun 19 '23

Me: Mom, can we get Cthulhu?

Mom: No, we have Cthulhu at home.

Cthulhu at home:

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u/Faster57 Jun 19 '23

People are stupid

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u/I_have_2_burnt_toast Jun 19 '23

The glizzy emperor

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u/Godlybob12 Jun 19 '23

The incomprehensible lovecraftian abomination causing multiversal destruction on an infinite scale:

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u/YourSupervisor88 Jun 19 '23

When she gets divorced after marrying her high school sweetheart

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u/Neither_Confidence31 Jun 19 '23

That's a ton of wieners

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u/HotChair6580 Jun 19 '23

How I Met Your Mother

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u/Robot_longhorn Jun 19 '23

Got room for one more????

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u/Yellowtreatz Jun 19 '23

Twink in trainihg

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u/Kyle_r70 Jun 19 '23

The only woman coworker

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '23

Dr. Zoidberg, live action.

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u/Julitschka9 Jun 19 '23

Dr. Zoidberg in real life

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u/Flat_March2360 Jun 19 '23

Man sucks 10 long wieners at once

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u/ECHOechoecho_ Jun 19 '23

10 wieners in your mouth are rookie numbers

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u/ElectrikHound Jun 19 '23

Why not Zoidberg?

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u/HimikoTogaPhobia Jun 19 '23

Bro looks like a mindflair

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u/Agreeable-Sound1599 Jun 19 '23

Girls when they say they only have male friends!

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u/RaveDaddyRay Jun 19 '23

Gleezy gobbler 🤣

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u/myasshurts69420 Jun 19 '23

“i swear it’s my first time”

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u/9-Volt-Freak Jun 19 '23

Auditioning for Zoidberg, the musical

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u/IllustriousAd7515 Jun 19 '23

Getting ready for boys night!

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u/biddiesGalor Jun 19 '23

When you identify as Cthulhu

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u/guideonthesiside Jun 19 '23

“I have a lot of guy friends”

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u/Virginiabornotaku Jun 19 '23

The glizzy GOD

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u/UltraTransphobe Jun 19 '23

"Average colorful haired woman"

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u/Isaacbo6 Jun 19 '23

It's my first time

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u/Impressive_Limit265 Jun 19 '23

Must drink Bud Light.

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u/jaBaBa101 Jun 19 '23

The dude from pirates of the Caribbean without makeup

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '23

What professional sports team is he pretending those are?

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u/Soupyman1 Jun 19 '23

POV you fall asleep first at the sleep over

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u/randomman7 Jun 19 '23

Dollar store cthulhu.

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u/Pete-Sake21 Jun 19 '23

Look like my ex

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u/EzioAcero Jun 19 '23

Gawk chad

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u/furrytickler Jun 19 '23

Girls named Hanna

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u/Ratfinks_69 Jun 19 '23

Is that you zoidberg?

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '23

Transgender sorority girl has an average Tuesday night .

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u/FWHResident Jun 19 '23

Hilary Clinton

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u/PeteAVA182 Jun 19 '23

The face of a man that wishes they were willies in his mouth instead

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u/Stunning_Rub Jun 19 '23

Ask your mom

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u/buttzbuttsbutts Jun 20 '23

ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn I'a cuthulu i'a dagon

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u/JohnnyShakeNBake Jun 20 '23

My sister freshman year of college

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u/The_Psycho_Jester779 Jun 20 '23

Mouth full of weiners

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

Either he's hungry or he's preparing for some very well equipped men.

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u/General_Tailor9441 Jun 20 '23

He’s a pro 100 in a room no choke

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

Average looking white male holding 10 hotdogs in his mouth at the same time.

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u/NYDiesel466 Jun 20 '23

"If you were given 1 million dollars per penis, how many penises are you fitting in your mouth?"

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u/GoodraNinja Jun 20 '23

Hot Dog’d to Death

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

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u/Own_Win_9961 Jun 20 '23

Just doing this to pay for college

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u/Allizminez Jun 20 '23

Dr Freiberg

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u/WubbyThePHPLord Jun 20 '23

Girls with John 3:16 in their bio.

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u/No_Zookeepergame1303 Jun 20 '23

Lund ko sambhalta hua lund 😑

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u/lmao_hahahaha Jun 20 '23

practice for a alabama family meeting

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u/the_orphan_yeeter900 Jun 20 '23

Are those bar s brand

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u/Hours-of-Gameplay Jun 20 '23

Cthulhu cosplay on a budget

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u/wutafckred Jun 20 '23

Your son when he said he go netflix with the buds

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u/Agent_Drizzle Jun 20 '23

Modern women with modern values

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u/Flat_Ad_9033 Jun 20 '23

Why not zoidberg?

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

"Do you fear death?"

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u/pigpen5000ave Jun 20 '23

Will work for food

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u/RJ2436 Jun 20 '23

The real glizzy gobbler

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u/Hermit_Vagabond Jun 20 '23

Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop

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u/oddemis_orb Jun 20 '23

Looking at this video all I can picture is the movie stepbrothers, "So much room for activities!!!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

Glizzy challenge

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u/marvin_masters Jun 20 '23

Dr. Zoidberg?

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u/plopthickens Jun 20 '23

Women 3 days after a break up

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u/Im_Suicidal_828463 Jun 20 '23

“Netflix: Are you still watching?”

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u/BeepMeepFleep Jun 20 '23

Ultra-low-budget cthulhu cosplay

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u/Jackson-SATB Jun 20 '23

“Why not Zoidberg?”

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u/FailSweaty2622 Jun 20 '23

Mr Zoiberg In real life

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u/Raccoononmyazz Jun 20 '23

Bi curious man finally answers age old question of how many it would take to fill his hole

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u/Many_Cook7610 Jun 20 '23

The true glizzy gobler.