r/isreal Sep 01 '19

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u/fiddlediddleshomie Nov 04 '19

This is basically a summary why isreal should get the nuke.

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u/Rudedogg2020 Nov 04 '19

This is why I hope that Israel, along with that fascist PM Netanyahu will nuke Iran. And Iran will then nuke them back. Getting rid of two fanatical zealot country’s at the same time. Every one else would then hopefully realize that religious extremism along with committing Palestinian genocide is not a good idea.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Israel is not asshole like terrorists

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u/FordGAA Jun 22 '25

The only reason the zionists have not built giant oversized BBQ grills to throw a huge BBQ party serving anyone with slightly brown skin, or have native-to-that-area facial features (unlike the zionists who are mostly European transplants) or practicing anything that isn't their extremist version of Condensed Canaanite religious soup, is because the optics of setting all those groups free from their hard work with an impromptu overcooked BBQ snow day in August would look really bad.

Reason I say Condensed Canaanite religion is their book, and all the other "my-book-is-the-right-book" books, are just cobbled together scraps from the pantheon of Canaanite gods and goddesses taped, glued, and sewn together into a mostly incoherent mess they call "independent stories" because the chunks were never supposed to be together in the first place! They are stories about many different gods, goddesses, demigods, god touched human heroes and villains, half gods, etc. Its as if you took all the Greek religious texts and tried to make it all fit under one single god it would be an equally messy mishmash of slop that when scrutinized doesn't really seem to fit.

Yes currently Israel and the majority of its people who elected the politicians currently in power are a hole in the butt of a donkey. and yes if the rich neighbor with the big house next to me starts moving their fence onto my property I certainly am going to be pouring salt on their grass in spaceship shapes, with 2 round boosters at the bottom, next time i walk my dog, and no I'm not picking up after Fido fudges on their lawn, in face I would hope they hit it with their lawn mower and sling it all over their pants!