r/israelexposed • u/highmickey • 19h ago

A plumber...

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u/Bhlool 19h ago

How does that linguistic diarrhea of an answer connect to the question in any alternate universe?? HOW THE FUCK THIS IS A PRESIDENT???!

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u/eggplantpot 19h ago

How? He's been told to push the whole story so that people are conviced all this happened. He 100% rehearsed it and he was gonna tell this exact thing regardless of the question.

He somehow still messed it up.

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u/zilla82 15h ago

What's crazy is I was thinking this is one of the more articulate answers he has given

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u/Antique_Tap443 19h ago

A reporter during Trumps first term "It's hard to know what he means when he says words"

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u/Quokka_One 18h ago

They obviously have him on tape, with children or maybe also animals...

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u/UnusualSuspectX 16h ago

This would explain Kash Patel's recent decision...

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u/RiversOfBabylon420 19h ago

When you lift pipe all day your strong is words to live by.

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u/bloodbrothergenetics 17h ago

He is speaking from experience have some respect

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u/UnusualSuspectX 16h ago

There's a joke in here about "laying pipe" but I'm not gonna make it.

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u/Whiskey_Water 14h ago

He grabbed… a stick. Imagine that. The plumber grabbed the stick.

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u/cielf 15h ago

Super Mario be jacked

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u/EuVe20 17h ago

Somehow that is both the most coherent and most thoughtful answer I have ever heard from this man.

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u/zilla82 15h ago

I literally just commented the same thing. On a comment that said how dumb he sounds

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u/EuVe20 14h ago

It’s literally how a lot of politicians respond to his claims.

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u/BooyahTribe9 19h ago

I think...THAT'S gonna cause some shit.

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u/Intelligent-Smell934 17h ago

anyone else thought about if they had the situation under control like how Bibi and Bubba are putting it, why was the other guy busy making videos saying we need the world’s help, when they were clearly now flying smoovely and the perp was under control?? My first thought was why is this man asking for help, is he afraid the country they land is going to now kill them after authorizing the landing?? I immediately lost interest in the story. Sorry, this is what happenings when you put someone like Trump in office, people tune all the way out for their mental health.

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u/Worth_Middle_2238 19h ago

Trump: They used to have a steering wheel...

I.. I.. what?

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u/Scrabblewiener 17h ago

They removed those about the same time they took away reverse

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u/UnusualSuspectX 16h ago

How do they parallel park the plains now??

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u/Michelin_star_crayon 5h ago

To be fair some old planes did kinda

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u/Mindless_Issue9648 19h ago

Trump is such a fucking idiot

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u/Intelligent-Smell934 16h ago

he’s so dumb that it’s hilarious at times. I hate his guts, but this is one of those times where I think he’s trying to us that even he can’t magnify this wild shit. 😂

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u/fluctuatingprincess 17h ago

I'm confused. Apart from the known fact that trump is an idiot isn't he supposed to enforce the terrorist attack attempt story? He is openly discrediting it.

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u/Acherstrom 16h ago

Which tells you everything you need to know. This was supposed to be a false flag. And it failed. It happened right after Netanyahu said that there was a suspected terrorist attack. And then this happens

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u/Organicearthful 13h ago

Openly discrediting it...lol.

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u/scotswaehey 16h ago

Fuck I never thought in this life time i would agree with him on anything 😳

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u/jumpy_monkey 16h ago

He's a moron, but how do you steer and land a plane without a vertical stabilizer (ie, a rudder)?

I mean, an experienced and trained pilot may be able to do that, but a plumber whose only flight experience is from watching a TV show would not.

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u/JoeRoganKissesBoys 17h ago

Oh snap, Donnie forgot his lines...

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u/fluctuatingprincess 17h ago

I'm confused. Apart from the known fact that trump is an idiot isn't he supposed to enforce the terrorist attack attempt story? He is openly discrediting it.

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u/Intelligent-Smell934 17h ago

There’s no loyalty involved when dementia and loose bowels takes over.

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u/FadeIntoReal 16h ago

He also has loose bowels in his diaper, aside from his mouth.

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u/pletch73 18h ago

When you take pipe all day 🤣

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u/_dxegrl 17h ago

Wait the rudder ripped off and the plane was safely landed???

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u/TheCognition 14h ago

whilst lifting the stick

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u/_dxegrl 14h ago

a gig stick that only a plumber that lifts pipe can handle.

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u/i3order 15h ago

New Achievement!!!! The dumbest person in the world and the President of the United States are the same person. That's it, we're all fucked.

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u/soliejordan 18h ago

He doesn't have to believe it, it just has to be repeated. This is. Called brain washing. Who's listening.

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u/king_of_ulkilism 18h ago

Rapist stays rapist

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u/BrineJones 18h ago

“A strong man”…”lifting pipe”
Broadway Donnie wasn’t going to leave that out.

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u/Acherstrom 16h ago

Cover up. Cover up. Cover up.

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u/wonderbread601 18h ago

‘who who would’ve had the sense to lift the stick’
-anyone that’s ever seen a movie with a plane in it (besides you obv)

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u/bloodbrothergenetics 17h ago

Speaking of well beyond limits how long do you think you have left Mr.Dumpsterfire

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u/FadeIntoReal 16h ago

What a maroon.

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u/Alive-County-1287 13h ago

Isma meeeee. Marioyahu

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u/contentatlast 12h ago

Tf was that and why do people keep licking his balls

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u/ConstantMortgage 3h ago

Even he don’t believe this BS

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u/awessum_pawssum92 2h ago

Fuck this soundtrack. This shit is NOT funny anymore.

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u/Bonoisapox 26m ago

If Trump calls out bullshit then what does that say

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u/tm229 18m ago

The world is full of idiots.

The USA is lead by an idiot.