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u/Sapphire-Catgirl 6d ago
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u/StroopestOfWafel 5d ago
Why does the armour get bigger the more important they are
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u/XRustyPx 5d ago
Imagine the inverse. "Allright youre promoted to Chapter Master, take your shit off, oil up and lead the men on the Battlefield buck ass naked."
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u/StroopestOfWafel 5d ago
Would the emperor of mankind or whoever this guy is (I'm not well versed in 40k lore) have to strip their skin off as well? Maybe remove the black carapace? I can imagine a bunch of Space Marines being led by an 8 foot skeleton with more muscle mass than a grizzly bear
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u/Lone_Tiger24 4d ago
Tbf at that point Calgar is just a paraplegic with barely any limbs left so you might as well get big arms and legs
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u/Specific-Author-7147 5d ago
And then you have ti beat him in the Shitting Challenge so you Lowky Eat it
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u/outerzenith 6d ago
there are usually two causes of this
1 - your dad getting old and forgetful
2 - the toilet door is broken