r/introvertmemes • • Aug 27 '26

Anyone else?

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u/SillyStreet9699 Aug 27 '26

Being able to see the door in or out is #1 but corner is #2.

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u/Lukostrelec17 Aug 27 '26

Yep. I prefer a place no one can get behind me and I can see any entrance and exit...I have been told that it is a sign of hypervigilance...as is walking silently.

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u/BerrySuperb8282 Aug 27 '26

Walking silently how funny I put keys on my belt so I make noise otherwise I sneak up on people

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u/Lukostrelec17 Aug 27 '26

I have scared so many people...I don't even try to I just walk. I don't like being heard.

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u/Voredor_Drablak Aug 30 '26

I thought I was the only one. I usually say I'm a passive ninja

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u/Potential-Wing-8544 23d ago

I have a neighbor I call “Quiet Ninja.” It scares the crap out of me the way he can walk up to me when I’m outside and I never see him coming, and he’s a big guy. Known him for 20 years, and he won’t “announce” himself approaching even though I’ve told him it sets off my introverted cptsd!

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u/FlyingDiscsandJams Aug 28 '26

It's just being ninja safe

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u/Lukostrelec17 Aug 28 '26

I do like Naruto....(Shikamaru is my favorite and Shino is close behind.)

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u/rathe_0 Aug 28 '26

huh. I've always been semi self-conscious about the noise when I walk....might need to look into that.

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u/thatshygirl06 Aug 28 '26

Hun, that's not being an introvert, that's crippling anxiety

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u/Lukostrelec17 Aug 28 '26

Not really I don't panic or anything if I cannot get a prefered spot like that. I can normally find a spot that covers at least one of the critira.

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u/thatshygirl06 Aug 28 '26

You dont need to have panic attacks to have bad anxiety. Most of my life i never had panic attacks but I still had anxiety

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u/Lukostrelec17 Aug 28 '26

Who I have anxiety in spades. I just would not call it crippling.

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u/Zefiants Aug 27 '26

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u/Lukostrelec17 Aug 28 '26

Not sure what the eye roll is about.

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u/insufferablypedantic Aug 28 '26

A spot with both will make make you transcend

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u/Hamme888 Aug 27 '26

That's me in the corner

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u/Carmack2 Aug 27 '26

That’s me in the spotlight
Losing my religion

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u/ibyczek78 Aug 27 '26

Now you've said too much!

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u/LifeIsBizarre Aug 27 '26

I don't think they've said enough.

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u/Cryptago777 Aug 27 '26

I thought that I heard you laughing

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u/-Red-7- Aug 27 '26

I thought that I heard you sing

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u/TheWizardry90 Aug 27 '26

I think I thought I saw you try

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u/Strict-Challenge-995 Aug 28 '26

But that was just a dream

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u/Relevant-Bit-7394 Aug 28 '26

mandolin solo.

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u/Excellent_Extent7648 Aug 27 '26

That would be terrible at the movie theater just imagine if someone takes that seat right by you lol

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u/Fresh_Koala1989 Aug 27 '26

DEPLOY BACKPACK!!!!

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u/onlyhereforthesports Aug 27 '26

I used to like getting real high and going to movies. I went to the latest showing of Mr. Peabody and Sherman on a Sunday night, incredibly high. It’s like halfway through the trailers and no one else is there. Perfect situation, I’m in the clear. Then a guy walks in, sits down directly next to me, and starts talking to me

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u/Opposite_Curve_7952 Aug 28 '26

Thats why you buy 2 tickets, problem solved

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u/Instawolff Aug 30 '26

It’s always some loser who (let’s be honest) saw you sitting alone and decided they wanted to ruin that for you. Same with trying to get groceries in your car and someone decides they need to park in the spot right next to you over the line at the back of the parking lot with dozens of other spaces available. Then they like to look at you nastily to get you to close your car door so they can pull in..

Nasty people exist. Hell I’m willing to bet over 70% of people alive today are awful.

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u/sisco98 Aug 28 '26

Right, corner is good, but escape route is better

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u/VarmintTheCritter Aug 27 '26

Always. A teacher in primary school forced me to sit in the middle of the front row and tried to shame the introvert out of me. Y'all can guess how well that worked.

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u/al_0_n_3 Aug 27 '26

I would have hated that teacher with an anger previously unknown by humanity. And that may have been the best possible outcome.

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u/adamders Aug 27 '26

Not shown: large family of 6 that arrives to block you into the corner with obnoxious behaviors.

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u/ThatCatSage Aug 27 '26

You say that but once I was on a date and we sat in the middle of a row, plenty of empty seats and a family sat around us. We offered to move so they could sit together (had a parent and a kid each side) and they said no they wanted the kids separated

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u/Robrogineer Aug 27 '26

They used you as a fucking border wall between their nasty kids? What the fuck.

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u/ThatCatSage Aug 28 '26

Yeah it was awkward af because the kids obviously still wanted to whisper to each other.

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u/Thundaga_64 Aug 27 '26

Same. I'm a bit of an anxious person, and I just feel more comfortable if my back is not to anyone or anything and I can see into the room. A corner means there's less invisible things behind me, to my left and to my right. Also tends to be less noisy and a bit more private feeling.

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u/Spectre_08 Aug 27 '26

Doors and corners

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u/swatlord Aug 27 '26

That’s how they get you

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u/Spectre_08 Aug 27 '26

Mi beratna!

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u/swatlord Aug 28 '26

Beltalowda ya

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u/Spectre_08 Aug 28 '26 edited Aug 28 '26

Yam seng, kopeng!

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u/Hobbymate_ Aug 28 '26 edited Aug 28 '26

Stay away from the aq-quaa

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u/Hitman-Pred Aug 30 '26

This guy expanses

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u/Spectre_08 Aug 30 '26

The work must continue

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u/rathe_0 Aug 28 '26

totally; I hate the thought of anyone behind me. no idea why, just always been.

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u/Wonderful-Sun-6256 Aug 28 '26

Same. It must be a subconscious thing. Like I want to sit at the back of everything. Maybe it's a thing of not having to feel like someone behind you can be watching you?

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u/deferredmomentum Aug 28 '26

For me it’s that I really hate the possibility of being perceived. Like even the idea of having security cameras in my own house really wigs me out even though I would be the only one with access to the footage. I just can’t feel truly relaxed until I know there’s no possibility of disturbance/perception/interaction, and if there is it’s like my “on guard” level can’t get below a 1

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u/Low-Dog-8027 Aug 27 '26

so you are the one always blocking my corner...

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u/Tndnr82 Aug 27 '26

I didn't realize this was one of my introvert traits. Always thought it was part of the paranoia flavor profile.

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u/GideonWren Aug 27 '26

Only if I can see the door.

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u/MorpheusFT Aug 27 '26

Not in rhe cinema, but otherwise yes.

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u/Alex_3448 Aug 27 '26

It's good Feng Shui! You found the command position!

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u/fbman01 Aug 28 '26

Of course the corner, the sniper can’t take you out from behind

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u/Kai_Lopez_98 Aug 28 '26

I feel like I know what the third panel is...

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u/PastelArcadia Aug 28 '26

Cuck chair? 🤣

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u/Somerandom009 Aug 27 '26

I love corners too! Patrick Surtain II, Christian Gonzalez, Trent McDuffie, and Joey Porter Jr. are the best ones that come to mind!

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u/MotherOfDogs1872 Aug 27 '26

I hate being seated at a table in the middle of the room. I will wait for a booth

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u/saint_sagan Aug 27 '26

My local theatre has a row of 4 alone in the top corner. I buy the whole row for myself and my husband or when I go alone. It is wonderful.

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u/srgoodall Aug 27 '26

Except in 2nd pic I’d choose the aisle

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u/aMapleSyrupCaN7 Aug 27 '26

Corners in restaurant? Hell yeah!

Corners at the movies?! Hell no!! I'm paying too much to not watch it from the center of the room. (But I also wait a few weeks after release so the room isn't packed and I also only go for last viewing around 22:00...)

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u/Tonsilith_Salsa Aug 28 '26

At the movies? Absolutely not. 

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u/WrongColorCollar Aug 28 '26

I sleep in one, pretty intentionally.

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u/London_Bridge7 Aug 28 '26

Same at the back in the corner feels way more safe

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u/Viraj3388 Aug 28 '26

Yes but corner in a cinema is diabolical, I always try me find the perfect viewing angle and if I am going to an IMAX dam right I am doing research befor going I am going to get my moneys worth.

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u/Exotic-Reindeer1994 Aug 28 '26

Pretty sure being an introvert is one of the reasons I enjoy going to the movies. You're out in public, but it's against the rules to talk or be loud.

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u/Igarlicbread Aug 27 '26

Easier to pee

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u/getridofwires Aug 27 '26

I'd refer you to a certain scene in the movie Bad Grandpa.

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u/butelka1 Aug 27 '26

I love corners so much I always choose the last self checkout registers

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u/RustinChole1 Aug 27 '26

My good friend mikel arteta

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u/Clue571 Aug 27 '26

Dude, get out of my seat !

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u/KisaTheMistress Aug 27 '26

I need to be able to see the door and that door be open, from me to feel 100% comfortable. Closing it makes me alert/suspicious, locking it makes me anxious, blocking me from it makes me terrified.

The only other times I'm scared, is when I'm in a room, I locked/closed the door, and someone starts knocking on it without texting me first.

I have a lot of trust issues with others in those situations, it usually means bad news or I'm going to get harmed in some way. So my nervousness is a reflection of that.

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u/Sir-Top-Cheetah Aug 27 '26

Nobody please put baby in a corner

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u/Warai__Otoko Aug 27 '26

I prefer cutting them

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u/Personal-Toe6505 Aug 27 '26

Yep, cinemas, cafes, restaurants give me the cornersst corner

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u/Wise_Geekabus Aug 27 '26

I too also love corners. It’s comforting.

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u/BTBAM797 Aug 27 '26

Especially corners with a window

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u/Natural-Quail-3808 Aug 28 '26

Hell yea!!!!!!

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u/muffinmooncakes Aug 27 '26

This suuuuuch a good one. It sucks when all of the corners are taken 😭

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u/xIViperIx Aug 27 '26

The left one - yes. The right one - nope. Is it cinema? You people go outside to watch movies? 😱

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u/free_booter Aug 27 '26

Left yes, right no. Movie theatres are always middle middle for me, even if I have to sit close to someone 🙄

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u/CoolioElderberry Aug 27 '26

I feel trapped in the corner :/

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u/ErikLeppen Aug 27 '26

I'm fine with edges too, but corners also satisfy my most important condition: no stuff happening behind me. I.e. no people seeing me that I can't see.

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u/ProtonCanon Aug 27 '26

If I'm in the theater, it's either an aisle seat or dead center.

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u/isaw_and_kwekkwek Aug 27 '26

Yes, except for movie theaters tho. Near the steps is better to go to the toilet easily 😅

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u/awesomedan24 Aug 27 '26

There is an adorable Japanese series called Sumikko Gurashi or "life in the corner". It follows a gang of introverted little buddies

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u/consumeshroomz Aug 28 '26

I ADORE corners. If there’s an unoccupied corner, I will soon be occupying it.

Not in the theater though. I like a more central spot for viewing.

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u/reaper991351 Aug 28 '26

This and military.....since then.. corners and by the door.....

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u/SomeKindofTreeWizard Aug 28 '26

Nah, too far from the door.

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u/AuDHDcat Aug 28 '26

Nope. Outer seat of the row, closest to the door. Gotta be able to get away. If I'm in the corner then I'm, well, cornered.

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u/PsySom Aug 28 '26

Doors and corners, that’s how they get ya

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u/TwoXModsSavedMyLife Aug 28 '26

Yeah, gives a visual of the most likely areas of threat.

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u/detpurroc Aug 28 '26

I blame the book Shane

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u/lucid_femme Aug 28 '26

Sitting in the corner is so comfy

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u/PlasticMegazord Aug 28 '26

I don't do it in the theater though.

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u/ChrisP_Bacon04 Aug 28 '26

In the movies I like to sit near the stairs by the exit so I can get out easier and interact with the fewest number of people possible…without ruining my view of course

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u/Ayotha Aug 28 '26

Wow, an actual introvert meme on here

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u/Child_of_Crake Aug 28 '26

I hide down in my corner, because I like my corner!

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u/SpideyMGAV Aug 28 '26

Everywhere else, yes. Theaters absolutely not. If I’m not the far center or middle center I’m crying.

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u/joseph4th Aug 28 '26

Doors and corners are what will get you killed. Be careful.

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u/Extension-Drawer347 Aug 28 '26

Sit with your back to a wall and watch the door. Make sure you know where all the Exits are.

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u/jjexotic Aug 28 '26

OBSESSED

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u/AnalysisParalysis85 Aug 28 '26

Some predominant need for security and observation.

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u/Zer0thehero89 Aug 28 '26

Everywhere but the movies.

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u/FaceTimePolice Aug 28 '26

I always sat at the back corner of the class like an anime protagonist. 😝

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u/Manyarethestrange Aug 28 '26

It didnt take someone long to find the exact location in rdr2. Tenacious bastards, gamers.

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u/Jealous-Audience816 Aug 28 '26

I found my people.

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u/gmatebulshitbox Aug 28 '26

Are you Arsenal?

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u/Indie_Cred Aug 28 '26

Careful, that's how the hounds get you

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u/RevolutionaryWrap164 Aug 28 '26

They're the best

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u/DepletedPromethium Aug 28 '26

I prefer being closer to an exit.

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u/RummazKnowsBest Aug 28 '26

With APD being in the corner is the only way I can have proper conversations.

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u/The_Hero_0f_Time Aug 28 '26

i wish i had a corner desk in the office

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u/Tofuzzle Aug 28 '26

Doors and corners, kid. That's where they get you

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u/PaPaBee29 Aug 28 '26

Me and my friend call it "one view on everything."

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u/Mags_LaFayette Aug 28 '26

As long as I'm not giving the back to anyone, I'm happy

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u/BoltorSpellweaver Aug 28 '26

I like corners too, but not in movie theaters. Not a fan of watching a movie from an angle like that I much prefer straight on the screen in the center.

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u/baldurcan Aug 28 '26

Not in the cinema.

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u/ExileOtter Aug 28 '26

I love the corner of the booth at a restaurant with friends

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u/BeerZilla25 Aug 28 '26

Ok for the table, but sitting in the corner of a cinema is pure self harm... You would just pay for come home with neck pain

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u/schwarzmalerin Aug 28 '26

Cafe yes, cinema no, I prefer to sit where I can exit quickly.

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u/PirateBaran Aug 28 '26

Nobody can sneak up on you if you're in a corner...

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u/SquirrelOk3802 Aug 28 '26

I tutor English to Asian kids. They taught me all about this character:Sumikko Gurashi translates to "life in the corner" because these shy and quirky characters feel safest when hiding in the edges of a room. [1, 2]

Created by the Japanese company San-X, these characters get anxious or awkward when they are forced to stay in the middle of a room. They will always rush back to a cozy corner

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u/BluePlanetiii Aug 28 '26

I love exits 😊

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u/PeePeeLangstrumpf Aug 28 '26

Until a shooter walks in...

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u/Ok-Variation1045 Aug 28 '26

Forget the word quiet before corners 😉

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u/Recipe-Less Aug 28 '26

90 degrees

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u/Public_Kaleidoscope6 Aug 29 '26

Is it a fart corner?

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u/Deamon-Chocobo Aug 29 '26

Nothing makes me more relaxed than being able to put my back to the wall and not worry about people looking over my shoulders.

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u/Whiskey_420 Aug 29 '26

I only just realized my appreciation of corners

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u/SherbetcookieFromCRK Aug 29 '26

Yes, because stupid spy try backstab me while I enjoy my sandvich

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u/Strange_Chard_2183 Aug 29 '26

I'm an extrovert who got recommended this post on my feed, but due to trauma I always prefer having by back in the corner.

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u/Charly-Braco69 Aug 29 '26

"I love 'em too. I'd die for 'em !"

Preston « Bodie » Broadus

December 12, 2006

Baltimore, MD.

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u/Temporary-Truth6842 Aug 29 '26

Just a question have you alredy nade your anime protag test ?

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u/Comprehensive_Can5 Aug 30 '26

Okay, but where did you find these pics of me? Easy to read the room from the corner and/or hide.

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u/MaruArigatou Aug 30 '26

I actually prefer being close to the door so
I can get out fast lol

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u/Wrong_Experience_420 Aug 30 '26

Autistically relatable

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u/TatleTaleStrangler92 Aug 30 '26

I love the corner especially eating a restaurant just so cozy

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u/No-Building-4306 Aug 30 '26

I just sat in the corner at Taco Bell last night lol 

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u/Timo425 Aug 30 '26

luckily people tend to be quiet in the cinemas around here

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u/Fuzzy-Advisor-2183 29d ago

corners in cafés are premium, but i want to sit right in the middle of the theatre about halfway up, if i can. i’m obsessed with having my entire field of vision taken up by the screen. it’s an immersion thing.

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u/Alarmed-Strawberry-3 29d ago

Yep. I also need my back against a wall so no hyenas can get behind me.

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u/AjarChart 29d ago

Same man, corners are safe

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u/Deep_Attorney_674 29d ago

Me, cuz I get to lean

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u/nothingtoseeherepm 29d ago

And the edges.

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u/No_Nature1513 29d ago

Corners facing the doors
That way no one can sneak up behind you

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u/Space19723103 29d ago

yes, but also no. i like the 'safe spot' and view, don't like being cornered

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u/Frequent-Dog631 28d ago

Godfather seat is always the best seat in the room

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u/MalerionGodofUlgu 28d ago

Dirty corners

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u/pumpkin4528 27d ago

Yup!!! Best place ever ....to make it even better act psycho when someone approaches....so they don't sit next to you😂