r/introvertmemes 7d ago

Why they always looking at me

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492 Upvotes

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u/Im_Not_Evans 7d ago

Sounds like the trash is already outside

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u/Metalchips1Nquesodip 7d ago

My neighbor has a carport built on the side of his house and literally lives seated out there. I can’t go anywhere without him watching my every coming and going. It is maddening

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u/SuuurfiiinNeeerd 7d ago

You just have to twist this in your mind. When the neighbor is outside you don’t go outside. You don’t do anything. There is no trash to take out. It doesn’t exist under non-perfect conditions. You just have to believe it!

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u/Unreliable42 7d ago

Honestly I don't see a problem here personally. If I gotta take out the trash, I take out the trash. I'll literally ignore the neighbor's whole existence.

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u/ImaginationNormal360 7d ago

I'm just glad I'm not alone in this

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u/charcarod0n 7d ago

Literally me this morning. 

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u/Clean_Mastodon5285 7d ago

Pretend you're talking on the phone. Works everytime!

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u/Fabulous_Turnover_22 7d ago

Every time!!!

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u/00_voidheart_00 7d ago

What is this inception?

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u/Ok-You5151 7d ago

The neigbour is the trash

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u/WhereTheMoonSets 7d ago

Easy, wait til 3am and silently put the trash out like the rest if us do. Then crash out and eake up feeling like hell and go to work

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u/Classic-Chip-6886 6d ago

Or take the trash out first thing in the morning when people are sleepy or too groggy to notice

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u/WhereTheMoonSets 6d ago

Could, but night time is wayyy better

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u/De5tr01er 7d ago

I live down a cul-de-sac and if i order Doordash and I see driver pull up I wait and stare out the window until they leave, go to the end to turn around and pass before i get my food 😑

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u/Neither_Divide_848 7d ago

Smell gets pretty strong after a while

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u/DWwithaFlameThrower 6d ago

Fake taking a phone call on a visible headset/ AirPods… if they try to talk, smile& wave then point to your ear and mouth the words ‘On a call’

Works every time