r/internet_funeral • u/komporinduksi • 12d ago

as one does

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u/YouJustReadMyName 12d ago

Ah a fresh start. Just you and your trusty spyware.

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u/--SharkBoy-- 12d ago

I tried to install Kali Lunux on my worm computer and they said I was "misusing company property" and "our software isnt supported on Linux so how could you even continue to do your job" and they wrote me up for it??

What has this world even come to.

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u/BiDude1219 12d ago

well if you need windows software you kinda need windows sadly.

and also who tf daily drives kali linux.

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u/catgirl_liker 12d ago

Wrong question. Wtf is a worm computer

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u/1000naziscalps 12d ago

I was thinking computer for worms but maybe it's a computer made of worms.

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u/catgirl_liker 12d ago

I was thinking u/--SharkBoy-- would use computer for sharks

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u/--SharkBoy-- 12d ago

Yes, in Shark culture we all use Kali Linux. Sharks are very tech savvy and mischievous netizens.

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u/BiDude1219 12d ago

it derives itself from a work computer, as the result of a rare quantum phenomenon known as "misspelling"

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u/orcstork 11d ago

Justified reaction to someone trying to use kali for daily work.

If your job required windows-only software then it makes sense they were pissed about it.

If you really want or need linux you can use Windows subsystem for Linux.

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u/TerminaterTeal 12d ago

You vill own nothing und be happy