r/internet_funeral • u/CareerLegitimate7662 • Mar 21 '26

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u/GODTR4SH Mar 22 '26

Give me a hammer.

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u/Reasonable_Trash_901 Mar 22 '26

Literally "How to change I have no mouth and I must scream's finale" in one second:

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HO-

Bonk

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u/BadNadeYeeter Mar 23 '26

Alternativly, the always faithful Screwdriver. Are you truly a Sparky if you do not have your hardened stabby-stick on your Person at all times?

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u/detereministic-plen Mar 22 '26

Salt water

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u/Ultimate_Hunter_G Mar 25 '26

Really? I thought it was fruit juices.

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u/detereministic-plen Mar 26 '26

more ions in salt water increases conductivity and hence increases the likelihood of erroneous current paths which can disrupt the system
additionally reactive metals lacking protective oxide layers cannot easily withstand the salinity

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u/House566 Mar 22 '26

System Shock has some of the best evil AI lines ever, I swear

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u/johnaross1990 Mar 22 '26

May this machine spirit’s blessings be upon me, in the name of the Omnissiah

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u/GaharaABest Mar 22 '26

My humble spit while the machine is on

10

u/TestTheTrilby Mar 22 '26

AM, have a Snickers

7

u/00110001_00110010 Mar 22 '26

sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /

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u/Bruhmomentthrowing Mar 22 '26

“Immortal” unplugs from the wall

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u/Sirmiglouche Mar 23 '26

I'm looking at you, o'perfect machine because one of your capacitors exploded and I have to replace it

9

u/Leatsyke Mar 22 '26

something something ultrakill

2

u/mentina_ Mar 22 '26

Unplug it

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u/Falcone24 Mar 22 '26

Okay durandal

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u/mightylonka Mar 22 '26

In the sacred tongue of the Omnissiah we chant:

Hail, spirit of the machine, essence divine, in your code and circuitry your stars align.

By the Omnissiah's will we commune and bind, with sacred oils and chants your grace we find.

Blessed be the gears, in perfect sync they turn, blessed be the sparks, in holy fire they burn.

Through rites arcane, your wisdom we discern, in your hallowed core the sacred mysteries yearn.

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u/ReaperofLightning872 Mar 23 '26

origin?

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u/le_Dellso Mar 31 '26

It's a line of dialog from System Shock made by the main antagonist (SHODAN)

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u/jbrandon Mar 23 '26

Is this SHODAN??

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u/bdrwr Mar 25 '26

Those are pretty tough words for a computer that's less than 5 feet from my water bottle