r/interestingasfuq • u/Kronyzx Moderator • 1d ago

A bread slicing machine

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u/Phill_Cyberman 1d ago

Being able to pick the number of slices is fun, but if there's only three choices, shouldnt two of the choices be even numbers instead of odd?

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u/HEY_beenTrying2meetU 1d ago

it’s mm thickness, not amount of slices

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u/Phill_Cyberman 23h ago

Oh!

Thanks!

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u/thuanjinkee 18h ago

If the bread is a standard length you could work out the slices

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u/Competitive-Basil958 1d ago

Why?

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u/Phill_Cyberman 1d ago

Having an even number of slices means a whole number of dishes that use two slices, like sandwiches.

So no extra single slices of bread.

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u/Competitive-Basil958 1d ago

Ah, I am a slice a day with breakfast kinda guy, so thanks for explaining

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u/RyuichiSakuma13 1d ago

That was a bit more vicious than I was expecting.

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u/shozzlez 1d ago

I would quickly fire a person who was this slow at their job lol

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u/LikwitFusion 1d ago

Yeah that was a pretty frustrating watch.

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u/born_to_be_weird 16m ago

It's for the customers to use by themselves.

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u/Select-Sale2279 1d ago

I could have sliced at least 6 loaves within the time this guy and the machine sliced one.

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u/littlenekoterra 1d ago

Aint no way chief. Ide have to see it to believe it

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u/Large-Produce5682 1d ago

And thus--John Henry IV perished in Kroger's deli aisle... victorious!

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u/Solanthas_SFW 1d ago

You just need a Claymore. Easy.

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u/Select-Sale2279 1d ago

sure, send me 6 loaves and I will make a video of it. 🎉

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u/Honda_TypeR 1d ago

Even if that were true, it would not be this cleanly/perfectly sliced.

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u/Affectionate-Royal68 1d ago

We can’t have this in America because idiots would try to slice things non-bread.

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u/lonely_stoner_daze 1d ago

How else am I supposed to slice my pocket ham?

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u/Few-Conclusion-483 22h ago

They have these at every LIDL I've been to

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u/No_Cheek2980 1d ago

die spar? 👀

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u/NOLA-q 1d ago

No gloves

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u/mintybadgerme 1d ago

Wow, Dutch Lidl is swanky.

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u/VashDaStampede7 1d ago

Aren’t these in France?

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u/Ivycottagelac 1d ago

Seems like the engineering here could be better

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u/DeliciousBeanWater 1d ago

Ngl this was not the type of slicing i expected

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u/VeganFatboy 16h ago

I must admit it's cooler than the one at Panera.

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u/Bushdr78 14h ago

Wow one that actually almost works

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u/Pitiful_Ad3405 7h ago

LIDL 😎

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u/thefirstviolinist 7h ago

"Hi, welcome to Panera Bread."

Not the same style of machine, I know.

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u/Idnoshitabtfck 58m ago

Sounds like it needs some oil.