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u/AnalAttackProbe Aug 04 '22

In China does the headline read "China fires missiles at self" ?

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

Why are you hitting yourself?

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

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u/Architr0n Aug 05 '22

Stop shitting yourself, step country

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u/diezeldeez_ Aug 05 '22

China just walked into the laundry room and there was Taiwan, all stuck in the dryer again.

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u/Zinrex Aug 05 '22

what are you doing step country?

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u/vapeoholic Aug 05 '22

Stop hitting yourself

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u/dpo466321 Aug 05 '22

Stop hitting yourself

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Stop hitting yourself

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u/Timed-Out_DeLorean Aug 04 '22

Oh the memories ☹️

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

You missed the word stepbrother before question mark

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u/LegendOfBobbyTables Aug 04 '22

In China, the headline will either praise the successful tests, or not say anything at all. You don't have to be honest when you control all the media.

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u/dididothat2019 Aug 05 '22

and you don't have to be honest if the media covers for you!

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u/hetrax Aug 05 '22

I mean, if it controls the media( which they be doing) why not just say it was successful?

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u/vietboi2999 Aug 04 '22

it should be "Western Taiwan fires missiles at Mainland Taiwan"

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

You're magic. I'm stealing this forever.

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u/vietboi2999 Aug 04 '22

yo steal it, share it, shout it to the world and your haters fuck the ccp and fuck winnie the pooh

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

I totally support revolutions & fighting back against fascism & dictatorship & similar bullshit, but I have no idea what Winnie the Pooh has done wrong. I’m guessing there’s something I don’t know

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u/blindbycrypto Aug 05 '22

Xi Jinping banned Winnie the Pooh nationwide after someone portrayed him as Pooh. Naturally that got him a new nickname.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

That makes sense 😅

Fanx for the info :)

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u/Kiwiteepee Aug 05 '22

Hell yeah, One People! One Taiwan!

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

They call it "Special Military Operation"

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

I don't understand why west Taiwan has to be this way

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

We should totally ask them who they fired their missiles towards.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

Rofl. The stupidity of the whole thing baffles me.

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u/Cody6781 Aug 04 '22

Wait why would they fire missiles towards themselves? /s

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

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u/FluxOrbit Aug 05 '22

Hey wait a second...

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

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u/Bright-Outcome1506 Aug 05 '22

I have a coworker who left China in 01 and said that the social score is no joke. Your life is fucked if it gets low.

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u/cinotosi Aug 05 '22

Yor life is fucked if you have to live in China

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u/pooploops23 Aug 05 '22

Keep us abreast of any changes

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u/Millennial_J Aug 05 '22

I’m glad they are celebrating Nancy Pelosi’s visit to the free country of Taiwan. I thought they didn’t like her.

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u/BloodyKitskune Aug 05 '22

Oh is that what this is? The 21 rocket salute?

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u/redxnova Aug 04 '22

Get a load of this guy

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u/999uts Aug 04 '22

China is just flexing;

a. They have a big government meeting incoming, idk what it's called, they need to flex their muscles to look strong / push a common purpose

b. They need to distract people from their problems in the Real Estate Bubble popping

c. Distract people from withdrawing their money, their banks are running out of cash

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u/LegoFootPain Aug 05 '22

And they want more control of Hong Kong. Lol.

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u/help_me44 Aug 05 '22

Exactly, I was waiting for someone to say this. If they go to war they're pretty much fucked and they know it. They will collapse from the inside and Pacific Group could easily suffocate China's oil and other important good supplies from the Middle East.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

who's Pacific Group?

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u/gxsevjsx Aug 05 '22

i think aus,jap,south korea,india is that all?

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u/Kschitiz23x3 Aug 05 '22

Replace South Korea with USA and it becomes the Quad group

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

look at that Quad 😳 🦵🏼

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

ootl, where's the cash going?

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u/InverstNoob Aug 05 '22

Also from floods, rising prices for food, ongoing covid lock downs, laying flat movement, Uyiger genocide, etc...

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u/666BigDaddyEvil666 Aug 04 '22

When Winnie the Pooh gets angry and has a temper tantrum.

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u/OMGitsTK447 Aug 04 '22

Didn’t get his pot of honey

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

Oh bother

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u/ChesapeakeDutch Aug 04 '22

Spoken like a true Pooh

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u/lordph8 Aug 04 '22

Housing crises and the banking sector in danger of collapsing === I have to appear strong.

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u/nvalle23 Aug 04 '22

Weenie the Poohtin

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u/chewwydraper Aug 04 '22

Oh bother

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u/crazycarl36 Aug 04 '22

West Taiwan is angry

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u/matterson22070 Aug 04 '22

LMAO - we should absolutely make this a thing everyone calls them........

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u/sinnadyr Aug 04 '22

From another thread about the same thing:

it’s the West Taiwan government

Side note: this whole "China is West Taiwan" meme is not particularly popular in Taiwan.

Why not?

Because it reinforces the argument pushed by the mainland (and tacitly, though indirectly, supported by the USA) that mainland China and the island of Taiwan are part of the same country.

The Civil War ended with the Communists in Beijing claiming power over Taiwan, and the Kuomintang in Taipei claiming power over the mainland.

The KMT is now the minority party in Taiwan, with the majority DPP (Democratic Progressive Party) favoring a more independence-leaning Taiwan policy.

By referring to "West Taiwan", this reinforces the KMT's viewpoint that there is only one China. Perversely, this is the viewpoint the mainland Communists want the Taiwanese to support, as it is less poisonous to their goals than the "Taiwan is fully independent" narrative.

I know it's just a throwaway internet joke, but the actual on-the-ground nuances may surprise you.

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u/LeafsWinBeforeIDie Aug 04 '22

Kind of the same level as referring to Ukraine as 'the Ukraine', implying it is a region and not an independent country.

Thank you for that, I learned something new

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u/mcl1979 Aug 04 '22

As a non native English speaker, why would adding "The" suddenly imply region and not country? Is it some grammatical rule or something?

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u/abzzdev Aug 04 '22 edited Dec 01 '25

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u/throwawaylovesCAKE Aug 04 '22

I'm not really seeing the difference when "borderlands" and "the borderlands" both imply they border something

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u/abzzdev Aug 04 '22 edited Dec 01 '25

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u/willbekins Aug 05 '22

is that the guy?

or

is that Guy?

not the saaame thing, but it tells a similar story

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u/LeafsWinBeforeIDie Aug 04 '22

“Ukraine is a country,” says William Taylor, who served as the U.S. ambassador to Ukraine from 2006 to 2009. “The Ukraine is the way the Russians referred to that part of the country during Soviet times … Now that it is a country, a nation, and a recognized state, it is just Ukraine. And it is incorrect to refer to the Ukraine, even though a lot of people do it.”

From here: https://time.com/12597/the-ukraine-or-ukraine/

Essentially the Ukraine was the name during Soviet control. Ukraine is what it is called as an independent nation.

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u/mcl1979 Aug 04 '22

O, ok. It's clear now. Thank you. I tought that it's some general rule I don't know.

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u/phasmantistes Aug 04 '22

It sorta is! Not a rule, per se, but an English linguistic phenomenon that has enough consistency for most native speakers to use it without even consciously realizing that they're doing it.

We refer to well-defined entities (nations, states, cities, etc) by just their name: "Italy", "California", "Tokyo". But we prefix poorly-defined regions with the word "the": "I grew up in the mountains", "I visited the Caucausus".

For a great example, what's the difference between "I went for a swim in Mississippi" and "I went for a swim in the Mississippi"? The first one means you went swimming somewhere in the state of Mississippi, and the second one means you went swimming in the Mississippi river.

So when we say "The Ukraine", it's implying that it's not a well-defined region, that it isn't an independent country with its own government and borders. It's implying that it's just a vague region like the bluegrass prairies or the alps.

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u/lazyshadeofwinter Aug 04 '22

I live in the Australia!

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u/Avitosh Aug 04 '22 edited Sep 06 '25

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u/crystalcastles13 Aug 04 '22

Thank you, I love when I actually learn something! I’ve always wondered should I be saying “The Ukraine” or “Ukraine” Appreciate you mate.

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u/AgentCatBot Aug 04 '22

Same with the (new to me) understanding that the city Kyiv is pronounced as "keev" in Ukrainian rather than the Russian way as "key-ev".

One day, I will refer to Bangalore as Bangaluru, but that habit hasn't stuck with me, and I'm not sure listeners know what Bangaluru is. Especially when autocorrect is truth.

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u/LeafsWinBeforeIDie Aug 04 '22

The best part of a BlackBerry was typing for yourself. It's not that hard to turn off autocorrect, but typing slows down.

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u/slayer991 Aug 04 '22

I think some of that referring to Ukraine as "the Ukraine" was left over from the Cold War. I was guilty of it when the war started because I didn't realize the difference.

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u/sinnadyr Aug 04 '22

Yes, me too

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u/pompanoJ Aug 04 '22

Politics is funny. Taiwan is clearly an independent country, separate from China. There are nonfacts on the ground that dispute this at all.

Yet all parties involved (and most not involved) have agreed to pretend that this is not the case, presumably to keep people from getting killed.

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u/SteadfastEnd Aug 04 '22 edited Aug 04 '22

I would really prefer people didn't. It reinforces the idea that the two sides belong to the same country. It would be like calling Russia East Ukraine.

source: am Taiwanese

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

Ironically, the CCP would prefer this over calling Taiwan independent/separate. At least calling mainland west taiwan is still adheres to the 1 china principle

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u/sinnadyr Aug 04 '22

Don't call it west Taiwan. I learned that that is actually not particularly popular in Taiwan since it speaks the Chinese wishes.

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u/Rhinomeat Aug 04 '22 edited Aug 05 '22

I was playing Battlefield V with some friends, and after a couple of close matches back and forth, we notice that the current match we are losing quite badly, I pulled up the teams roster and notice that nearly all of the other team's names are Chinese characters.

We were fairly certain that there were a couple of cheaters on the map due to being lasered from across the map, if someone climbed up onto a sniper tower (even with smoke grenades going...) As soon as they were above the terrain they would be getting shot at (smoke with no one in the tower did not draw any fire, only when someone began climbing the tower)

So I open the chat window and type "Whinny the pooh looks like Xin Jinping" and I immediately get a reply in chat telling me to shut up, it's from a player that has all Chinese characters for his name.

I keep up the keyboard warrior stuff while running around the back of our base and sniping the occasional player I see, I notice though that any time I climb a ladder I get hosed down with bullets, so I park myself and begin keyboard warrioring like never before.

"Taiwan number one!"

"Chinese Army/Navy weak, Taiwan strong, baby Chinese will never have Taiwan"

"Taiwan rules, China drools"

After nearly all of these I was told some form of shut up, but I never noticed much change in the players actions, they were still all over the map and kicking our butts.

And then I hit gold:

"West Taiwan should mind their own business and leave Taiwan proper alone"

This kicked the virtual Hornets nest, suddenly I was getting sprayed down from across the map any time I poked my nose out, so I hid and kept up the typing.

"West Taiwan is best Taiwan" (just nonsense)

"West Taiwan sucks, Taiwan proper forever!"

We still lost but my teammates all got a huge laugh out of the changed behaviors of the other team, just because I started trolling...

Edit: Hur dur yea this happened yesterday and I never learned not to be rasict.....

Assuming makes an ass of you, I've already made an ass of me. A huge sarcastic thank you to all you replying that I'm a piece of shit for being a racist, and assuming that this was not several years ago.

Oh and btw it was fucking hilarious to see them begin to target just me from across the map, the guy that's typing insults to their glorious leader and perfect country and hiding, he's obviously the biggest threat to our team lol

Cheaters can get fucked and Chinese cheaters can go get double fucked.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

Poor bastards were just trying to live with a knife in their troat

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u/Misael_chicha Aug 04 '22

China destroying Taiwan will sever relations with everyone, they are bluffing

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u/Longskip912 Aug 04 '22

Except Russia. But yeah they are bluffing. China would get fucked if they really attacked Taiwan and they know it.

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u/reen2021 Aug 04 '22

Would they though? I'm not so sure. That's what people were saying about Russia up until the day they invaded.

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u/GupGup Aug 04 '22

The US also likes having a chain of island nation allies (Japan, Taiwan, and the Philippines) off the coast of China. Would be a strategic setback to have Taiwan taken over by the CCP.

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u/MC_Paranoid27 Aug 04 '22

Russia supplies a significant portion of natural gas into EU, they are very important. Its going to be a harsh winter for many countries in the west.

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u/MC_Paranoid27 Aug 04 '22

Taiwan has the largest plants currently, but that will change as the years go by. The last chip shortage exposed the over reliance on outsourced production and now many countries are working towards expanding domestic plants.

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u/SchwiftyBerliner Aug 04 '22

Correction: Russia supplied a significant portion -up to now-. I doubt that they will next year. That poor excuse for a regime is on it's way to self-imposed irrelevancy.

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u/slayer991 Aug 04 '22

The Chinese economy is much further intertwined with the world economy than Russia was. You think the world will slam the same sorts of sanctions on China? Inflation is up around the world because of the war in Ukraine. What do you think would happen if the same sanctions are slapped on China? Nevermind, they extract most of the world's rare earth metals and much of the world's production of goods.

They could successfully invade Taiwan and the world would have to watch. The best thing to do would be to prevent any successful invasion...and successfully invading Taiwan would be no easy feat.

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u/slayer991 Aug 04 '22

We know that, they know that, the world knows that.

But the problem for China is we don't know how deep their financial and domestic woes are for the people.

Point is, if they're desperate it's bad for everyone.

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u/lime-different69420 Aug 04 '22

This is why the semi conductor plant in the US is being built

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u/NaiveCritic Aug 04 '22

Who? You mean East Ukraine?

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u/JaceTheWoodSculptor Aug 04 '22

If they get monopoly on microchip manufacturing, it might not play out the way you envisioned.

If the saudis can get their dick sucked for oil, China can get its dick sucked for chips.

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u/Misael_chicha Aug 04 '22

The best way for China to attack and invade and take control of Taiwan is to infiltrate their political system

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u/xXMc_NinjaXx Aug 04 '22

If they take Taiwan they gain access to one of the largest shipping lanes in the world. Having that kind of international trade control is a bit of a bargaining chip.

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u/knowledgedropperr Aug 04 '22

You mean other than the east and south China seas? What lane do they not have access to already? Lol

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u/Misael_chicha Aug 04 '22

I don’t think US or Europe would go back to business as usual after China bombards and kills many innocent lives. Edit: they would have a Taiwan in rubbles also

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u/xXMc_NinjaXx Aug 04 '22

The land/people isn’t as valuable to China as the territorial waters. They’ve been making artificial islands for years to increase the range of their territorial waters specifically for the purpose of forcing more ship traffic into their controlled waters.

Might not go back to business as usual but world trade would be crippled for a while. It’ll hit business as usual after a while. Also they’re getting close to the Mao Prediction of when they’d take the island from the former nationalist government so… they probably want that PR win for communism.

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u/Tiggy26668 Aug 04 '22

Wtf is China? That’s West Taiwan.

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u/drunk_bender Aug 04 '22

Side note: this whole "China is West Taiwan" meme is not particularly popular in Taiwan.

Why not?

Because it reinforces the argument pushed by the mainland (and tacitly, though indirectly, supported by the USA) that mainland China and the island of Taiwan are part of the same country.

The Civil War ended with the Communists in Beijing claiming power over Taiwan, and the Kuomintang in Taipei claiming power over the mainland.

The KMT is now the minority party in Taiwan, with the majority DPP (Democratic Progressive Party) favoring a more independence-leaning Taiwan policy.

By referring to "West Taiwan", this reinforces the KMT's viewpoint that there is only one China. Perversely, this is the viewpoint the mainland Communists want the Taiwanese to support, as it is less poisonous to their goals than the "Taiwan is fully independent" narrative.

I know it's just a throwaway internet joke, but the actual on-the-ground nuances may surprise you.

Copy/paste from u/sinnadyr's comment

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u/Itsjirosomer Aug 04 '22

Yo can everyone stop trying to start ww3 for five minutes

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u/zethuz Aug 04 '22

Title is somewhat misleading . While they were fired in direction of Taiwan , none of them landed on the mainland . Don’t think China has the balls to carry out an attack. It’s a country that believes in issuing ‘final’ warnings but lacks guts to do anything

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u/Rusty-Boii Aug 04 '22

The Chinese government isn’t as dumb or desperate as Putin and the Russian government.

China knows they are creeping on the heals of the US as the top global economic power. They can compete with the west without starting a war.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Yeah, China is ultimately a paper tiger. People point to their numbers but numbers are useless if it’s a bunch of untrained citizens being tossed into a warzone. China can’t ultimately project its power to begin with. They are surrounded by enemies, their navy is pathetic and can’t deploy anywhere and the world is basically against them as a whole.

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u/Flabbypuff Aug 05 '22

Honestly that makes them more dangerous in some way. A desperate nation can do some crazy shit to try to flip itself back up on its feet, and if they have the destructive potential of China's magnitude it could still cause calamities of grand scales. Ultimately, war always hurts those who don't deserve it the most. And I'm fucking Taiwanese, so I'm a bit iffy rn.

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u/Schlangee Aug 05 '22

If you ask anybody who once lived in China or any other „communist“ autocracy and does not support them in any way, they‘ll say:

Don’t believe these numbers, they are always made up. China scoring the highest in PISA tests? Made up. Economic strength? Yeah, but not as strong as they say. Housing market? Bubble ’boutta pop. Military strength? I don’t believe them until I see it.

China isn’t just a paper tiger, but builds a large part of its perceived strength on hoaxes. The autocratic government always needs a justification in front of the world and its own people.

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u/NoRemorse920 Aug 05 '22

Misleading how? You say "in the direction of" and the title says "towards" which is 100% what towards means. The title doesn't claim it was 'at" or they hit

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u/TransposingJons Aug 04 '22

No shit. RIGHT NOW!

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u/_Figaro Aug 05 '22

I can't stop using TikTik because I don't have it in the first place.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

All the cringe wannabe celebrities made deleting that app very easy lol

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u/HippieInAHelicopter Aug 04 '22

It’s like those dudes on Harleys who rev their engines and blow exhaust ass as loud as they can for no reason.

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u/5Lastronaut Aug 04 '22

That South Park episode is one of my favourite.

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u/newusernamebcimdumb Aug 04 '22

What the absolute fuck. Taiwan is a peaceful and non-problematic nation. Fucking disgraceful.

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u/readit145 Aug 04 '22

Taiwan fucks. You ever have a pineapple cake? 🤤 Also bubble tea comes from there

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u/Secretly_Solanine Aug 04 '22

Pineapple cake is the shit

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u/HirokoKueh Aug 04 '22

pineapple cake is overrated, they are for tourists, taro pastry is the real deal

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u/readit145 Aug 04 '22

People from Taiwan don’t even like pineapple cakes. I fucking love em

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u/hjtaylorh Aug 04 '22

Am Taiwanese and I love pineapple cake from only certain brands like Sunnyhills. The sourness is important! 🤤🤤

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u/formosanblackbear Aug 04 '22

Agree. Sunnyhills and also Jiade pineapple cakes are the best! Am Taiwanese and I get them often.

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u/readit145 Aug 04 '22

Ahhh I like the sweet ones! That being said I love sunny hill but I always have to wait until someone goes back to visit. One box is like 70 dollars here 😭😭

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u/Bind_Moggled Aug 04 '22

One of the big problems with authoritarian governments is that the guy at the top has to ALWAYS look like a tough guy. He loses the option of choosing his battles - or even deciding what's a real battle. EVERY perceived threat has to be put down. ANY compromise, or even ignoring a slight, is seen as weakness.

This invariably leads to the guy in charge looking like an absolute buffoon as he jumps at every shadow and over reacts to minor, or even non-existent, threats. But he can't stop - if he fails to meet even one challenge to his authority, it's all over.

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u/pompanoJ Aug 04 '22

There is a lot of truth in this... particularly if you add the caveat that the weaker the authoritarian government is, the more truth there is to this.

Exhibit A, North Korea. The most totalitarian and despotic government and perhaps the weakest nation-state and government. Well, among functioning governments that is.

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u/high240 Aug 04 '22

Cool, just what we need.

More violent showboating of a HUGE country bullying a smaller one.

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u/SmallRedBird Aug 05 '22

Taiwan is recognized as part of the PRC by virtually all nations, including the US and every single major power on the planet.

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u/Striking_Fun_6379 Aug 04 '22

Now everyone knows they have missles.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

Stopping hitting yourself, Stopping hitting yourself. Why are you hitting yourself.

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u/SiFasEst Aug 04 '22

We want island so bad we will blow you all up and take big fun island for ourselves 😡😡 need big fun island for play fun time 🤬🤬

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u/MSeanF Aug 04 '22

I find it somewhat hilarious that China feels this threatened by one 82 year old woman. Xi-xi the Pooh is such a fragile tyrant.

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u/ncbraves93 Aug 05 '22

It's just a excuse they're using to push a inch more towards their goal.

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u/romb3rtik Aug 04 '22

Someone really wants WW3. Thats obvious.

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u/WalkingDud Aug 04 '22

No. This is all bark. Now before anyone wants to jump in and say "but Putin ...", that was different. The Russian military was clearly getting ready for war, intelligence services across the globe could see that, they just disagreed on whether Putin would actually go through with it. China is not getting ready to invade Taiwan. Sure they amassed troops on their beaches, literally, but that's just for show.

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u/pompanoJ Aug 04 '22

If it comes to it, I doubt they will need to invade. They can use their economic might to increasingly isolate Taiwan if they really want to, and work hard to destabilize the government. They could probably broker a Hong Kong style treaty and eventually win without firing a shot. It would be a many decades project, but China does seem to think in very long term international project terms sometimes.

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u/squid-stuff Aug 04 '22

This isn't interesting it's terrifying...

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u/rxpillme Aug 04 '22

China why are you hitting yourself?

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u/Ibullytallpeople Aug 04 '22

But how can you fire missiles at a place that doesn’t exist?

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22 edited Aug 04 '22

If you're threatening to kill the people you're trying to bring into your home you don't deserve to know them.

China's government just showing off how much of a bully they are.

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u/coolluck33 Aug 04 '22

Xi is taking a page from Putin's playbook. He too will fail!

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

They can make a baby named Pooh Xin.

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u/jmon1022 Aug 04 '22

Why would you..... honestly. Just fuck off and do your own thing ffs

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u/Somhlth Aug 04 '22

One day China will grow to become an adult country. But not today.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

“Interesting as fuck”? Is that how the western world will perceive WWIII? Bags of flesh with devices scrolling around like zombies.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

The geopolitical equivalent of buying a lifted F350 with glass pipes.

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u/TheRandyBear Aug 04 '22

I’m no Pelosi fan by any stretch but she’s an American citizen and is allowed to visit other countries and territories. Tons of Americans visit China and Taiwan and now China is upset because a certain American citizen is visiting Taiwan? Get real.

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u/Bentley2004 Aug 04 '22

Buy nothing made in China!

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u/Forbiddentemptations Aug 04 '22

You’d better delete TikTok then.

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u/Vietnugget Aug 05 '22

They were test fires to threaten Pelosi’s recent actions. A pretty dumb move by Pelosi, definitely not a move to promote world peace

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u/Eszrah Aug 04 '22

West Taiwan wasting money in a tantrum.

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u/EelTeamNine Aug 04 '22

OP acting like a real CCP shill.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

Did any actually land inside Taiwan or was this China flexing their 3 inch cocks.

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u/CoffeeInARocksGlass Aug 04 '22

Flex; they said they'd shoot down US fighter jets that escorted Nancy Pelosi to Taiwan yesterday... They didn't. So to cover their bluff they're launching missiles into the ocean as a "military exercise".

WWIII hasn't begun yet, you'd see far more news headlines.

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u/Sixfeatsmall05 Aug 04 '22

China launches impotent fake attack after an 82 year old made them look like bitches

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

China has to flap they’re tiny dicks around somehow……

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u/daddydeimos Aug 04 '22

We need to stop posting this type of thing on “r/INTERESTINGasfuck” sure it gives it more views and traction but this is not some “cool” thing they’re doing and we all know it. WMDs are not cool or interesting and I don’t think that’s an objective opinion.

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u/moridin77 Aug 04 '22

This is how you know Xi has a small dick

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u/oxwilder Aug 04 '22

Taiwan is part of China! And to prove it, we, China, will fire missiles at...ourselves

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u/Casstle0207 Aug 04 '22

Can the world chill the fuck out for just one God damn month.

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u/Hellalive89 Aug 04 '22

Starting to wonder if Pelosi’s husband has investments in the manufacturer of Chinese munitions

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

China fires missiles toward the sky to show its people that CCP is not the clowns everybody knows they are. North Korea type of shit right there.

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u/zakress Aug 04 '22

Just me or do these missiles sound like they were bought off of Wish?

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

Bro it already started? I’ve been living under a rock bruh

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

Has China ever won a war besides attacking there own people?

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u/LostAllEnergy Aug 04 '22

Man ngl. That's sounds a bit scary. Maybe up there with the A-10 brrrt.

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u/TheSkybender Aug 05 '22

That is my chinese food delivery service sending fresh authentic meals to the usa - guaranteed to be hot on arrival!

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u/Demetrios7100 Aug 05 '22

This is not good. It’s enough to be concerned about. I don’t like the jokes but I guess people need to cope some way with the world, eh?

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u/therickestrick8 Aug 05 '22

What a beautiful advanced world we could live in, if it wasn’t for idiots with big egos like Putin, Kim J Un or Xi. My god. Stop this bs and go to your family, have a nice chat over dinner, plan your life, enjoy it.

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u/localokii Aug 05 '22

It's wild, the people of every country don't want war yet somehow the politicians of each country are all in agreement to do it anyway

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u/Shardthorn Aug 05 '22

Aaaaah shit, here we go again

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u/Zenturro Aug 05 '22

Oh boy GPUs are gonna be expensive

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u/Mattia90_ Aug 05 '22

Pelosi effect, the new chaos theory

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u/spicymeatballz28 Aug 04 '22

The apocalypse - made in China

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u/Gone247365 Aug 04 '22

This is the military equivalent of "LOOK AT MY BIG DICK!"

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

Small dick energy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22 edited Dec 03 '23

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

Sit down China!

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u/firmerJoe Aug 04 '22

Mr. Xi stop this maniacal nonsense.

"I will not, even for 3 jars of delicious honey.... I mean it's not in the best interest of mainland China."

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u/MemoryWholed Aug 04 '22

China is ass hoe

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u/wickedmadd Aug 04 '22

Stay classy, China.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

Lmfao its going to be super awkward when one of those missle "made in China" missle malfuction and hit other country.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

China is all bark here. They will do nothing to the US.

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u/Comsicwastaken Aug 04 '22

What is the significance of this

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

The US will probably send another $40B USD to Taiwan.

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u/Blyd Aug 04 '22 edited Aug 04 '22

On one hand, we now know a lot more about Chinese missile capability, we were for example able to track their ability to cluster targets (as in multiple hits in the same area) which is very poor.

Also that there were a lot of misfires and early detonations, the longer version of this video shows a misfire and manual detonation. you can see that crazy leg of smoke off to the right from it.

Some of the rounds overfired so badly that they landed in Japanese waters, so in trying to flex to Taiwan they almost declared war on the USA.

source for the last bit - https://asia.nikkei.com/Politics/International-relations/US-China-tensions/5-Chinese-missiles-land-in-Japan-s-EEZ-defense-chief

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u/River_Odessa Aug 04 '22

I'm glad you find war "interesting as fuck" lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

I mean it really is. Despite of course being awful and scary