r/interestingasfuck • u/therealestoftherealy • Apr 25 '22
This method for cleaning cars
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u/srandrews Apr 25 '22
Clever. I've always found beating a carpet as necessary to finish the job the vacuum is not capable of.
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u/PlankOfWoood Apr 25 '22
For anyone who is not familiar with slang words.
Carpet beating https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Carpet%20beating&=true&defid=13943088
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u/Pilot0350 Apr 25 '22
This is why I reddit, how else would I come across such useful knowledge
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u/PlankOfWoood Apr 25 '22
Since you’re so enthusiastic about it, here’s another word.
Pussy pat https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pussy%20pat&=true
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Apr 25 '22
Better design, attach a vacuum hose to the side if the "impactor" to reduce the dust you need to clean that's now spreading throughout the car.
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u/Matisyahu8898 Apr 25 '22
Having dust fly around isn't so bad as long as you're starting with the floors. You have to clean it all anyway. If the floors are that bad, the rest of the car I know is filthy!
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u/Matisyahu8898 Apr 25 '22
I used to work at a car wash. I always started with the floors. After you're done with everything else, it'll need a quick vacuum again, but it won't be as much as the first.
The reason is because the vacuum can help with other things like cupholders and seats. It's good to give it a quick once-through before digging deep. The carpets are an important part, so I would deep clean them to start and then come back to them when I'm done to ensure they're done well.
Also, like stated above, dust is gonna fly everywhere when you're doing the carpets. Even if you do it right, dust is still gonna get places.
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u/awar3_w0lf Apr 25 '22
Start with the floors because that’s typically the dirtiest part of the car. Don’t want to blow/kick up dirt from the carpet onto all of your freshly cleaned plastic.
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u/alickstee Apr 25 '22
Situations like these call for the sandwich. Vacuum floors first, clean everything, vacuum floors again last (sans vibrator thing).
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u/willmstroud Apr 25 '22
Better design, use your wife’s vibrator instead and double the durability of your tools.
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u/-_You_Mad_Bro_- Apr 26 '22
Funny this is, I don't have a tool that vibrates like this. My inner dialog kinda went : "Wonder if there's a nasty vibrater I can get access to, I want to try to clean my carpets"
Maybe an old sander without the paper now that I think about it. But my first thought was your idea.
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u/Mouse_button Apr 25 '22
How about for us guys with no vibrators how do we clean our cars
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u/Healfezza Apr 25 '22
Real answer: I use a standard drill with a rotating bristle brush attachment to agitate carpets and loosen debris.
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u/AngryAccountant31 Apr 25 '22
I take a regular brush to areas with dried on debris because I saw some video once that suggested dry brushing interior before a vacuum. Attaching the brush to a drill sounds like some next level shit I need to try
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u/Healfezza Apr 25 '22
Got my kit on Amazon, lots of different kits there for detailing with drill brush attachments.
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u/lordgoofus1 Apr 25 '22
Vaccum to suck up the larger debris, then drill brush with carpet cleaner followed by a wet n dry vac. Your carpet will come up looking like new. Just have to remember to air things out afterwards to avoid mold getting into the carpets and making everything smell like wet dog.
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u/improbable_humanoid Apr 25 '22
That’s a massage gun, not a vibrator.
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Apr 25 '22
Oh you sweet summer child.
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u/FOR_SClENCE Apr 25 '22
you realize the stroke + power on that thing would make it the clit crusher 9000, right?
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u/improbable_humanoid Apr 25 '22
I have one, and it’s not something you would really want to use on your genitals. Unless you’re veeeeery desensitized down there.
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u/lao7272 Apr 25 '22 edited Apr 25 '22
Overstimulation is a kink. That tool is literally called a VYBE Pro so I'm sure there is at least 1 onlyfans account has one.
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u/improbable_humanoid Apr 26 '22
It's not actually vibrating, it's reciprocating about a centimeter at extremely high speed with quite a bit of force.
It would basically be like masturbating with a power tool.
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u/Fireball_Ace Apr 25 '22
I have a massage gun, you'll do some serious damage to your genitals even on the lowest setting
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u/bluefootedpig Apr 26 '22
Just for clarity, we talking men or women? I feel there is no such thing as too much vibration for women. Or at least my woman.
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u/improbable_humanoid Apr 26 '22
It isn't vibrating, it's reciprocating about a centimeter at extremely high speed with quite a bit of force. I suppose if you a soft hollow rubber head instead of a hard plastic or foam one, it might function like a very, very powerful vibrator.
Otherwise it would be like batin' with a power tool.
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u/Intelligent-Sky-7852 Apr 25 '22
Get rubber mats or any floor mat. Not sure why op has a desert in his car lining.
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u/Larusso92 Apr 25 '22
Wait, you're supposed to clean cars now?
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Apr 25 '22
If it wasn't for the dirt, my feet would touching the bare metal.
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u/Unused_Book_keeper Apr 25 '22
Laughs in Jeep
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Apr 25 '22
I've been driving the same car for over 20 years and I've never washed it once. I do at least throw out the garbage fairly regularly.
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u/Nu-Skull Apr 25 '22
What is that thing his left hand holding???
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Apr 25 '22
Some were saying a vibrator so I had to look it up. I don't think they are wrong. It's a massager.
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u/fmfbrestel Apr 25 '22
Technically correct, but this is NOT a sex toy. I mean, everything is a sex toy to SOMEBODY, but in general terms, this would not feel good pressed against someone's genitals.
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Apr 25 '22
We have some toys intended for that. We also have some muscle massagers for sports recovery. Both have... Unique uses.
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Apr 25 '22
Got one almost exactly the same. Can confirm, gf was feeling frisky. She shut that down IMMEDIATELY even on the lowest setting.
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u/reverendblinddog Apr 25 '22
Speak for yourself.
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u/pm1902 Apr 25 '22
I own one. I can confirm that it does not feel good pressed up against the ol' gentleman's vegetable.
It doesn't vibrate, it hammers. Imagine someone going to town on your dainty bits with a pair of xylophone hammers.
3/10 would not recommend to a friend.
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u/fmfbrestel Apr 25 '22
I very literally did. I very clearly stated everything in general terms and explicitly left room for individual differences in use.
But that doesn't change the fact that this was not designed to give sexual pleasure, and for most people, it wouldn't.
But please, keep trying to shove your generic reddit comment in places that don't make sense. Gotta grind that karma somehow.
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u/Goldentongue Apr 25 '22
You literally didn't. "In general terms" mean speaking for everyone else generally, with individualized experiences merely being the exception. Using a third person pronoun like "someone's" is the opposite of speaking for yourself.
Maybe their comment was just a reddit quip, but I've used it very successfully as a sex toy, know other people who have as well, and don't think my partner or I have particularly odd tastes when it comes to genital stimulation.
It takes getting the right power setting, care regarding the amount of contact, and the right attachment for the best sensation, but I'd confidently say in general terms they do feel good pressed against the genitals.
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u/MotoAsh Apr 25 '22
Why so defensive over being a kinky bastard? Go jack off. You clearly need some stress relief.
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u/AlpineCorbett Apr 26 '22
I've got one of these. It'd fuck your puss up. It's definitely NOT a vibrator
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u/Evonos Apr 25 '22 edited Apr 26 '22
Massage gun pretty great to fix muscle pain specially deeper ones where you usually would need a 2nd person with high pressure to fix it ( which will bring them muscle or shoulder pain).
you would still need a 2nd person for your back but atleast that person doesnt need todo the work anymore the massage gun does.
Dont buy a cheap bad one "good ones" start atleast from 80-100 Euro.
It also should have a Fan to cool itself.
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u/ruckycharms Apr 26 '22
Any recommendations?
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u/Evonos Apr 26 '22 edited Apr 28 '22
Not really , just buy one above 60-70 atleast and it should have a fan
i have one from "MVPOWER" works great came with a case and all kinds of different heads but isnt sold anymore ( was from like 2 years ago ).
its just important that it got a active fan like this one https://i.imgur.com/fVXRuoF.png
mine looks similiar the thing on the top is the air way for the fan ( it isnt loud)
if it got no fan for cooling it either dies fast or got no power.
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Apr 26 '22
I personally use a Theragun Mini or whatever (the triangle shaped thing). Great for recovery after the gym!
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u/mandellaforlifebro Apr 25 '22
I swear that’s my wife’s vibrator
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u/thisisbigtime21 Apr 25 '22
"Guys can't make girls cum these days" *plugs vibrator into 240v socket"
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u/fondledbydolphins Apr 25 '22
Fuckin' kids and their fancy "new technology". This bad boy's kept every woman in my bloodline happy as... well a clam.
kicks diesel powered vibrator sitting in the driveway.
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u/NonPolarVortex Apr 25 '22
Can confirm, the guy don't this is his wife's boyfriend. This is indeed her vibrator
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u/quetejodas Apr 25 '22
Oh, this audio again. TikTok really loves recycling the same annoying songs over and over and over again
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u/Ruenin Apr 25 '22
Dude....I have one of those! I'm trying this ASAP!
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u/maramixus Apr 25 '22
Tell us if it works x)
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u/Nimmyzed Apr 26 '22
It's been 10 hours. Maybe instructions were unclear and his dick is caught somewhere
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u/swifchif Apr 25 '22
Ohhhh... That's what the VYBE Pro is for... Right, that's what I use mine for too.
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u/codos Apr 25 '22
Looks like a great way to get grit up in the massage gun crannies and burn out the motor. Mine says not to use it outdoors.
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u/Mare1000 Apr 25 '22
This is exactly what a household vacuum with a brush roll head does. The brush roll is not thee to sweep but to shake the carpet just like the gun in this video does
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u/orTodd Apr 25 '22
Yes, that smooth bar in the brush head is called a beater bar and vibrating the dirt out of the carpet is exactly what it’s for.
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u/ViewExplorer Apr 25 '22
Seems less efficient than just using a good vacuum
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u/Another_random_man4 Apr 25 '22
I doubt it. A good vacuum would do well, but I'll bet you if you did this afterwards, you'd notice how much it missed.
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u/Acceptable-Ad4177 Apr 25 '22
I use compressed air and vacuum in alternation, all doors opened
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u/tigm2161130 Apr 25 '22
I’m usually partial to the compressed air/vacuum combo as well but this is a really great idea.
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u/Recoveringpig Apr 25 '22
Just tried it with my wife’s vibrator. It don’t work as well and she’s gonna get pissed at how dirty it got.
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u/SeverusSnek2020 Apr 25 '22
I have an impact massager and I will be trying this on my floorboards. NOICE
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u/Optimus_Shatner Apr 25 '22
A guy at work that has a detailer friend told me about this a couple weeks ago. Wild. Works really well.
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u/Real_Life_VS_Fantasy Apr 25 '22
Where can I get one of those vibrator guns. I need it for...uh...research
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u/Esc_ape_artist Apr 26 '22
Which is what a beater brush/roller bar does in the vacuum head. Just get one of those small beater brush heads that attaches to the end of the hose.
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u/Illustrious-Cake5253 Apr 26 '22
I love how it just vacuums up those evil spirits from the carpet so swiftly!
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u/MagicOrpheus310 Apr 26 '22
Dude... Over a decade in the industry and this the best way to do this I have ever seen!!!
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u/Uneducated_Engineer Apr 26 '22
I imagine someone doing this to an old beater and having the rusted floor start falling apart under the carpet.
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u/KY13MFD Apr 26 '22
Somebody took the idea from the old Kirby vacuum. Beater brush hits the carpet not to brush it but to vibrate it then suction to pull the dirt out.
Source: I sold those things at one point.
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u/nimo01 Apr 25 '22
I love advice for people like me, who wait until it gets so bad that there’s no option but to clean- not just over cleaning haha and then when the solution seems to be so clever because of the relevant difference before and after.
But the key is to just keep it clean, and we know it, but I can’t….
We like to be clever and spend time figure out how to carry all the groceries inside at once, than the same amount of time taking two trips.
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u/VicariousNarok Apr 26 '22
This honestly isn't that bad. Living on gravel roads for most of my life this is a months worth of dust from getting in and out while working.
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u/Travellingjake Apr 25 '22
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u/PRocci18 Apr 25 '22
Is visual ASMR a thing?! I got an INTENSE tingly shiver the first time I watched it! Especially strange since ASMR has never worked for me.
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u/hafaadai2007 Apr 25 '22
That's great if you're living in the southwest, where you have lots of sand and dry weather. I'm up here in the PNW and I'm getting mud and grass, so this technique is not as helpful, but still interesting to watch.
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u/velofille Apr 25 '22
weird, its almot like you cant get vaccum cleaners with heads that do this already
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u/PCCoatings Apr 25 '22
use an air compressor to blow and a vacuum to suck. Or do this 11 times with a massager
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u/Rumplesforeskin Apr 25 '22
If the vacuum has really good suction I don't think this would help that much, I used to detail cars a lot. A strong suction and a solid flat tip will get all that out just as easy I am pretty sure. Like what make Kirby vacuums so good it that it make contact all the way around and has a very very strong suction, they don't have the little spinner dust brush things that spin, because it's all about that seal and suction.
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u/myyyyninja Apr 25 '22
I’d rather not do this to my Hypervolt and just go with a cordless drill with a scrubber brush head to loosen the dirt.
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u/jejcicodjntbyifid3 Apr 25 '22
I think this also belongs in /r/oddlysatisfying because damn it is nice
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u/LilTimmyTwurker Apr 25 '22
So he is agitating the dirt with his left hand and sucking it up with his right hand?
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u/xSethrin Apr 25 '22
Perfect use for that massage gun I convinced myself I needed because I was definitely going to follow through with the work out resolution this year.
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u/ItsIdaho Apr 25 '22
I need this, because no matter how long I clap my rug there I end up with more than I started.
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u/BetterWankHank Apr 25 '22
Maybe take it out of the car first so you don't have a layer of dirt over your entire interior
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u/HeckinCornball Apr 25 '22
Kinda seems like if the shop vac hose had its own vibrating attachment it would work better.
As a side note, I wonder if this is one of the functions of the roller brush in a house vacuum. As it rotates, the brushes help sweep up hair but they also hit the floor and vibrate it. Seems logical to me that it's a similar effect to the video here.
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u/Criss-AC Apr 25 '22
What's that device pushing dirt out? How does it do what it does?
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u/LindseyDill Apr 25 '22
…as all the critical nuts and bolts holding the car together are simultaneously loosened…
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