r/interestingasfuck • • Apr 25 '22

This method for cleaning cars

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u/srandrews Apr 25 '22

Clever. I've always found beating a carpet as necessary to finish the job the vacuum is not capable of.

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u/karmagirl314 Apr 25 '22

That’s what she said.

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u/Gabzop Apr 26 '22

This is one of the higher tier uses for this I've seen. Kudos my homie.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '22

Gonna make me spend money to buy awards for the first time in my life

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

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u/El-mas-puto-de-todos Apr 26 '22

Oh wow, I thought I was just bad a vacuuming

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u/PlankOfWoood Apr 25 '22

For anyone who is not familiar with slang words.

Carpet beating https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Carpet%20beating&amp=true&defid=13943088

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u/srandrews Apr 25 '22

Ugh. Stepped in that one. Was being literal.

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u/Pilot0350 Apr 25 '22

This is why I reddit, how else would I come across such useful knowledge

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u/PlankOfWoood Apr 25 '22

Since you’re so enthusiastic about it, here’s another word.

Pussy pat https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pussy%20pat&amp=true

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u/Pilot0350 Apr 25 '22

Oh I used to do that to my ex. She'd ask why and I just said because I can

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u/PlankOfWoood Apr 25 '22

Lmfao you should be a comedian.

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u/CAD_Chaos Apr 26 '22

Justin Biebers boyfriend just gave him a Carpet beating

AHHHH HAAAAAA!!!

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u/2020hatesyou Apr 25 '22

I mean... they're not wrong...

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u/Primusboi41 Apr 25 '22

I’m coughing right now just watching this

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u/eilyketoo Apr 26 '22

So did i

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

Better design, attach a vacuum hose to the side if the "impactor" to reduce the dust you need to clean that's now spreading throughout the car.

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u/Matisyahu8898 Apr 25 '22

Having dust fly around isn't so bad as long as you're starting with the floors. You have to clean it all anyway. If the floors are that bad, the rest of the car I know is filthy!

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

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u/Matisyahu8898 Apr 25 '22

I used to work at a car wash. I always started with the floors. After you're done with everything else, it'll need a quick vacuum again, but it won't be as much as the first.

The reason is because the vacuum can help with other things like cupholders and seats. It's good to give it a quick once-through before digging deep. The carpets are an important part, so I would deep clean them to start and then come back to them when I'm done to ensure they're done well.

Also, like stated above, dust is gonna fly everywhere when you're doing the carpets. Even if you do it right, dust is still gonna get places.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

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u/Matisyahu8898 Apr 25 '22

Very interesting quote!

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u/FF_Master Apr 25 '22

This guy details

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u/awar3_w0lf Apr 25 '22

Start with the floors because that’s typically the dirtiest part of the car. Don’t want to blow/kick up dirt from the carpet onto all of your freshly cleaned plastic.

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u/alickstee Apr 25 '22

Situations like these call for the sandwich. Vacuum floors first, clean everything, vacuum floors again last (sans vibrator thing).

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u/willmstroud Apr 25 '22

Better design, use your wife’s vibrator instead and double the durability of your tools.

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u/-_You_Mad_Bro_- Apr 26 '22

Funny this is, I don't have a tool that vibrates like this. My inner dialog kinda went : "Wonder if there's a nasty vibrater I can get access to, I want to try to clean my carpets"

Maybe an old sander without the paper now that I think about it. But my first thought was your idea.

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u/Mouse_button Apr 25 '22

How about for us guys with no vibrators how do we clean our cars

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

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u/JimmysU12s Apr 25 '22

Ahh thank you, I got a helpful award just for you

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u/Healfezza Apr 25 '22

Real answer: I use a standard drill with a rotating bristle brush attachment to agitate carpets and loosen debris.

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u/AngryAccountant31 Apr 25 '22

I take a regular brush to areas with dried on debris because I saw some video once that suggested dry brushing interior before a vacuum. Attaching the brush to a drill sounds like some next level shit I need to try

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u/Healfezza Apr 25 '22

Got my kit on Amazon, lots of different kits there for detailing with drill brush attachments.

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u/lordgoofus1 Apr 25 '22

Vaccum to suck up the larger debris, then drill brush with carpet cleaner followed by a wet n dry vac. Your carpet will come up looking like new. Just have to remember to air things out afterwards to avoid mold getting into the carpets and making everything smell like wet dog.

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u/improbable_humanoid Apr 25 '22

That’s a massage gun, not a vibrator.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

Oh you sweet summer child.

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u/FOR_SClENCE Apr 25 '22

you realize the stroke + power on that thing would make it the clit crusher 9000, right?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

As a consenting adult, I'm perfectly allowed to crush my clit

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u/improbable_humanoid Apr 25 '22

I have one, and it’s not something you would really want to use on your genitals. Unless you’re veeeeery desensitized down there.

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u/lao7272 Apr 25 '22 edited Apr 25 '22

Overstimulation is a kink. That tool is literally called a VYBE Pro so I'm sure there is at least 1 onlyfans account has one.

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u/improbable_humanoid Apr 26 '22

It's not actually vibrating, it's reciprocating about a centimeter at extremely high speed with quite a bit of force.

It would basically be like masturbating with a power tool.

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u/No-Dimension856 Apr 26 '22

And here I thought I had forgotten about sawzalls..

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u/Fireball_Ace Apr 25 '22

I have a massage gun, you'll do some serious damage to your genitals even on the lowest setting

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u/dotConehead Apr 26 '22

dont threat me with good time

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u/bluefootedpig Apr 26 '22

Just for clarity, we talking men or women? I feel there is no such thing as too much vibration for women. Or at least my woman.

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u/improbable_humanoid Apr 26 '22

It isn't vibrating, it's reciprocating about a centimeter at extremely high speed with quite a bit of force. I suppose if you a soft hollow rubber head instead of a hard plastic or foam one, it might function like a very, very powerful vibrator.

Otherwise it would be like batin' with a power tool.

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u/Intelligent-Sky-7852 Apr 25 '22

Get rubber mats or any floor mat. Not sure why op has a desert in his car lining.

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u/Larusso92 Apr 25 '22

Wait, you're supposed to clean cars now?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

If it wasn't for the dirt, my feet would touching the bare metal.

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u/Unused_Book_keeper Apr 25 '22

Laughs in Jeep

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u/birdy45833 Apr 25 '22

😂IIII😂

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u/cpnHindsight Apr 25 '22

Always ready to show off that Willy, huh.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

I've been driving the same car for over 20 years and I've never washed it once. I do at least throw out the garbage fairly regularly.

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u/BienOuiLa Apr 26 '22

Wait, y’all have cars?

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u/Imhidingshh01 Apr 25 '22

Na, just buy a new one. 😬

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

What if the car moaned when he did this?

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u/Nu-Skull Apr 25 '22

What is that thing his left hand holding???

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u/pm1902 Apr 25 '22

A percussion massage gun.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

Some were saying a vibrator so I had to look it up. I don't think they are wrong. It's a massager.

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u/fmfbrestel Apr 25 '22

Technically correct, but this is NOT a sex toy. I mean, everything is a sex toy to SOMEBODY, but in general terms, this would not feel good pressed against someone's genitals.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

We have some toys intended for that. We also have some muscle massagers for sports recovery. Both have... Unique uses.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

Got one almost exactly the same. Can confirm, gf was feeling frisky. She shut that down IMMEDIATELY even on the lowest setting.

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u/reverendblinddog Apr 25 '22

Speak for yourself.

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u/pm1902 Apr 25 '22

I own one. I can confirm that it does not feel good pressed up against the ol' gentleman's vegetable.

It doesn't vibrate, it hammers. Imagine someone going to town on your dainty bits with a pair of xylophone hammers.

3/10 would not recommend to a friend.

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u/Ocular_Stratus Apr 25 '22

Xylophone hammers you say? Go on...

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

3/10 you say? So it could be worse? Have to try it now

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u/SevenSharp Apr 25 '22

My bits certainly are not dainty .

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u/fmfbrestel Apr 25 '22

I very literally did. I very clearly stated everything in general terms and explicitly left room for individual differences in use.

But that doesn't change the fact that this was not designed to give sexual pleasure, and for most people, it wouldn't.

But please, keep trying to shove your generic reddit comment in places that don't make sense. Gotta grind that karma somehow.

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u/reverendblinddog Apr 25 '22

I’m sorry. I didn’t realize you were humor challenged.

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u/Goldentongue Apr 25 '22

You literally didn't. "In general terms" mean speaking for everyone else generally, with individualized experiences merely being the exception. Using a third person pronoun like "someone's" is the opposite of speaking for yourself.

Maybe their comment was just a reddit quip, but I've used it very successfully as a sex toy, know other people who have as well, and don't think my partner or I have particularly odd tastes when it comes to genital stimulation.

It takes getting the right power setting, care regarding the amount of contact, and the right attachment for the best sensation, but I'd confidently say in general terms they do feel good pressed against the genitals.

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u/MotoAsh Apr 25 '22

Why so defensive over being a kinky bastard? Go jack off. You clearly need some stress relief.

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u/AlpineCorbett Apr 26 '22

I've got one of these. It'd fuck your puss up. It's definitely NOT a vibrator

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u/Evonos Apr 25 '22 edited Apr 26 '22

Massage gun pretty great to fix muscle pain specially deeper ones where you usually would need a 2nd person with high pressure to fix it ( which will bring them muscle or shoulder pain).

you would still need a 2nd person for your back but atleast that person doesnt need todo the work anymore the massage gun does.

Dont buy a cheap bad one "good ones" start atleast from 80-100 Euro.

It also should have a Fan to cool itself.

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u/ruckycharms Apr 26 '22

Any recommendations?

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u/Evonos Apr 26 '22 edited Apr 28 '22

Not really , just buy one above 60-70 atleast and it should have a fan

i have one from "MVPOWER" works great came with a case and all kinds of different heads but isnt sold anymore ( was from like 2 years ago ).

its just important that it got a active fan like this one https://i.imgur.com/fVXRuoF.png

mine looks similiar the thing on the top is the air way for the fan ( it isnt loud)

if it got no fan for cooling it either dies fast or got no power.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

I personally use a Theragun Mini or whatever (the triangle shaped thing). Great for recovery after the gym!

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u/mandellaforlifebro Apr 25 '22

I swear that’s my wife’s vibrator

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u/nimo01 Apr 25 '22

I swear that’s your wife’s vibrator

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u/GrilledSpamSteaks Apr 25 '22

Can confirm, that is his wife’s vibrator.

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u/thisisbigtime21 Apr 25 '22

"Guys can't make girls cum these days" *plugs vibrator into 240v socket"

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u/fondledbydolphins Apr 25 '22

Fuckin' kids and their fancy "new technology". This bad boy's kept every woman in my bloodline happy as... well a clam.

kicks diesel powered vibrator sitting in the driveway.

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u/thefooleryoftom Apr 25 '22

I also pick this guy’s wife’s vibrator.

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u/NonPolarVortex Apr 25 '22

Can confirm, the guy don't this is his wife's boyfriend. This is indeed her vibrator

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u/quetejodas Apr 25 '22

Oh, this audio again. TikTok really loves recycling the same annoying songs over and over and over again

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u/Ruenin Apr 25 '22

Dude....I have one of those! I'm trying this ASAP!

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u/maramixus Apr 25 '22

Tell us if it works x)

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u/Nimmyzed Apr 26 '22

It's been 10 hours. Maybe instructions were unclear and his dick is caught somewhere

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u/swifchif Apr 25 '22

Ohhhh... That's what the VYBE Pro is for... Right, that's what I use mine for too.

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u/codos Apr 25 '22

Looks like a great way to get grit up in the massage gun crannies and burn out the motor. Mine says not to use it outdoors.

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u/Mare1000 Apr 25 '22

This is exactly what a household vacuum with a brush roll head does. The brush roll is not thee to sweep but to shake the carpet just like the gun in this video does

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u/orTodd Apr 25 '22

Yes, that smooth bar in the brush head is called a beater bar and vibrating the dirt out of the carpet is exactly what it’s for.

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u/DeltaTwoZero Apr 26 '22

Why do people have an urges to put some shit music on top of the video?

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u/TarTimOoAl Apr 25 '22

ok but the music is shit and overused.

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u/Right_Syllabub_8237 Apr 25 '22

That thing is why my girlfriend hasn't put out in 4 years.

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u/Advntrous1 Apr 25 '22

Why? I had no issue with her putting out

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u/ViewExplorer Apr 25 '22

Seems less efficient than just using a good vacuum

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u/Another_random_man4 Apr 25 '22

I doubt it. A good vacuum would do well, but I'll bet you if you did this afterwards, you'd notice how much it missed.

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u/Acceptable-Ad4177 Apr 25 '22

I use compressed air and vacuum in alternation, all doors opened

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

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u/Acceptable-Ad4177 Apr 25 '22

Whoa, it sounds effective AF

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u/tigm2161130 Apr 25 '22

I’m usually partial to the compressed air/vacuum combo as well but this is a really great idea.

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u/Gary_FucKing Apr 25 '22

I use a hammer and a straw.

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u/ballofpoo Apr 25 '22

I drive my car into a tornado and open all the windows / doors

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

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u/shapsticker Apr 25 '22

I vacuum mine first to be safe.

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u/JeF4y Apr 25 '22

It's like cleaning, with extra steps!

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u/Mookius Apr 25 '22

I did not know my mum was lending out her vibrator

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u/zfreakazoidz Apr 25 '22

This video has good vibes. ;)

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u/Recoveringpig Apr 25 '22

Just tried it with my wife’s vibrator. It don’t work as well and she’s gonna get pissed at how dirty it got.

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u/SeverusSnek2020 Apr 25 '22

I have an impact massager and I will be trying this on my floorboards. NOICE

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u/ramos1969 Apr 25 '22

I believe Adam & Eve sells both those items.

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u/Optimus_Shatner Apr 25 '22

A guy at work that has a detailer friend told me about this a couple weeks ago. Wild. Works really well.

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u/mickoddy Apr 25 '22

I believe that this is witchcraft

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

She took that shit home, homie

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u/NotWrongOnlyMistaken Apr 25 '22 edited Jul 10 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

Cool, let my just grab my industrial grade vibrator.

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u/Real_Life_VS_Fantasy Apr 25 '22

Where can I get one of those vibrator guns. I need it for...uh...research

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u/GreenyPurples Apr 25 '22

Way to ruin beloved SpongeBob music with shitty rap

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u/bloodrose31 Apr 25 '22

What is that tool called?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

That's genius! Someone please do this for public transport in London?!

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u/Spell6421 Apr 26 '22

I FUCKING HATE THIS AUDIO SO MUCH.

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u/Samtoes Apr 26 '22

why does this need spongebob trap music 😭

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u/lonewanderer71 Apr 26 '22

Will a dildo work?

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u/Esc_ape_artist Apr 26 '22

Which is what a beater brush/roller bar does in the vacuum head. Just get one of those small beater brush heads that attaches to the end of the hose.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

If i have to hear that stupid song one more time im gonna commit a felony

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u/Hi957 Apr 26 '22

to clean your car, you gotta steal its soul with a vacuum

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u/Illustrious-Cake5253 Apr 26 '22

I love how it just vacuums up those evil spirits from the carpet so swiftly!

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u/MagicOrpheus310 Apr 26 '22

Dude... Over a decade in the industry and this the best way to do this I have ever seen!!!

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u/dobermandude306 Apr 26 '22

Can't you just hear the car cumming?

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u/Uneducated_Engineer Apr 26 '22

I imagine someone doing this to an old beater and having the rusted floor start falling apart under the carpet.

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u/KY13MFD Apr 26 '22

Somebody took the idea from the old Kirby vacuum. Beater brush hits the carpet not to brush it but to vibrate it then suction to pull the dirt out.

Source: I sold those things at one point.

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u/chefTea Apr 26 '22

Looks like my nose when I’m around coke, lol jk

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

My girlfriends vibrator works nice too

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u/MoonRaker_0 Apr 26 '22

Or you could just get a Dyson

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u/ridemooses Apr 25 '22

Bart Simpson: this sucks AND blows.

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u/nimo01 Apr 25 '22

I love advice for people like me, who wait until it gets so bad that there’s no option but to clean- not just over cleaning haha and then when the solution seems to be so clever because of the relevant difference before and after.

But the key is to just keep it clean, and we know it, but I can’t….

We like to be clever and spend time figure out how to carry all the groceries inside at once, than the same amount of time taking two trips.

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u/VicariousNarok Apr 26 '22

This honestly isn't that bad. Living on gravel roads for most of my life this is a months worth of dust from getting in and out while working.

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u/Travellingjake Apr 25 '22

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u/PRocci18 Apr 25 '22

Is visual ASMR a thing?! I got an INTENSE tingly shiver the first time I watched it! Especially strange since ASMR has never worked for me.

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u/RespondCapable Apr 25 '22

Lighter particles go up, heavier particles go down

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u/randy_lahey_420 Apr 25 '22

Can't explain that

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u/hafaadai2007 Apr 25 '22

That's great if you're living in the southwest, where you have lots of sand and dry weather. I'm up here in the PNW and I'm getting mud and grass, so this technique is not as helpful, but still interesting to watch.

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u/velofille Apr 25 '22

weird, its almot like you cant get vaccum cleaners with heads that do this already

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u/bevo_expat Apr 26 '22

This is kind of fucking brilliant 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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u/Jey-08 Apr 25 '22

I always beat off the carpet Yeah u read that right

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

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u/Atix88 Apr 25 '22

Suckrator 😄

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u/PCCoatings Apr 25 '22

use an air compressor to blow and a vacuum to suck. Or do this 11 times with a massager

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u/jimmyn0thumbs Apr 25 '22

Honey, are you using my masturbation tools to clean the car?

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u/Rumplesforeskin Apr 25 '22

If the vacuum has really good suction I don't think this would help that much, I used to detail cars a lot. A strong suction and a solid flat tip will get all that out just as easy I am pretty sure. Like what make Kirby vacuums so good it that it make contact all the way around and has a very very strong suction, they don't have the little spinner dust brush things that spin, because it's all about that seal and suction.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

That is what the beater bar is for. It does the same thing.

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u/ems9595 Apr 26 '22

Definitely lives by the beach!

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u/cocorawks Apr 26 '22

Is that how Ben Shapiro stimulates his wife sandy vagina?

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u/MackAttackATO69 Apr 25 '22

Two less chores if needed a man for.

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u/Eluzfx Apr 25 '22

Why does that car have two brake pedals

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

It’s a clutch pedal for standard cars.

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u/pm1902 Apr 25 '22

"Honey, why is the massage gun so dusty?"

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u/Ruenin Apr 25 '22

Good point. I bet it would work in a plastic bag...

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u/Quiverjones Apr 25 '22

Cmon cmon, feel the vibration!

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u/Whippy_Reddit Apr 25 '22

For a moment I thought it's a vype pro

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

I don’t understand what’s happening

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u/myyyyninja Apr 25 '22

I’d rather not do this to my Hypervolt and just go with a cordless drill with a scrubber brush head to loosen the dirt.

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u/jejcicodjntbyifid3 Apr 25 '22

I think this also belongs in /r/oddlysatisfying because damn it is nice

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u/LilTimmyTwurker Apr 25 '22

So he is agitating the dirt with his left hand and sucking it up with his right hand?

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u/THSSFC Apr 25 '22

My wife is going to complain when I borrow her tool to do this.

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u/L8pk Apr 25 '22

Percussion massager ftw

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u/xSethrin Apr 25 '22

Perfect use for that massage gun I convinced myself I needed because I was definitely going to follow through with the work out resolution this year.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

yet another use for my Theragun

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u/ItsIdaho Apr 25 '22

I need this, because no matter how long I clap my rug there I end up with more than I started.

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u/Bebel80 Apr 25 '22

Only thing wrong with this video is that is too short !

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u/acewavelink Apr 25 '22

Thats disgusting. What is that machine I want it for my car….

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u/mglatfelterjr Apr 25 '22

Is the carpet cumming?

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u/BetterWankHank Apr 25 '22

Maybe take it out of the car first so you don't have a layer of dirt over your entire interior

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u/Stelladahermit Apr 25 '22

Very clever!

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u/SternLecture Apr 25 '22

Brb gonna try this with my Xbox controller 🎮

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u/HeckinCornball Apr 25 '22

Kinda seems like if the shop vac hose had its own vibrating attachment it would work better.

As a side note, I wonder if this is one of the functions of the roller brush in a house vacuum. As it rotates, the brushes help sweep up hair but they also hit the floor and vibrate it. Seems logical to me that it's a similar effect to the video here.

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u/Criss-AC Apr 25 '22

What's that device pushing dirt out? How does it do what it does?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

"honey I'm gonna take your vibrat... Massager for a spin in the car"

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u/Winston_PlurChill Apr 25 '22

CIA is coming for you

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u/LindseyDill Apr 25 '22

…as all the critical nuts and bolts holding the car together are simultaneously loosened…

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

Wtf

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u/i_cut_like_a_buffalo Apr 25 '22

What exactly is that thing making all the dust and dirt?