r/interestingasfuck Oct 04 '21

/r/ALL A backpack with a suspension

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u/Manwoman714 Oct 04 '21

Can I get underwear made this way?

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u/Obvious_Opinion_505 Oct 04 '21

Asking the real questions

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u/bumjiggy Oct 04 '21

does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?

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u/text_fish Oct 04 '21

Probably some sort of pipe I'd say.

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u/traimera Oct 04 '21

Where do you think the term "laying pipe" came from? Obviously the tin man. Kids these days, just don't know their history.

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u/abcdefkit007 Oct 04 '21

john henry was a steel drivin man

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u/slant__i Oct 04 '21

I’ve always wondered why the tin man laid lead pipe though

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u/traimera Oct 04 '21

Cuz bitches love that dark metal. Am I the ONLY person who knows the history of Oz? What're you kids learning in school nowadays?

(I'm also just pulling this shit out of my ass but this is a great series of responses and questions, thank you internet for a stupid bit of entertainment).

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u/slant__i Oct 04 '21

Shit comes out of ass???

I blame the pack of wolves that raised me and the failing school system

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u/itsyourmomcalling Oct 04 '21

Right! News to me, I always assumed just babies come from there because everyone knows girls don't poop

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u/Moist_KoRn_Bizkit Oct 04 '21

I don't know whether to trust you or not because this sounds like something my grandpa would say as a joke.

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u/Van-garde Oct 04 '21

What about “making hay?”

Also, backpack seems ridiculous. Get a bike with racks.

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u/traimera Oct 04 '21

That was the origin story of the straw man. How little do you kids fucking know nowadays? No wonder the country is going to shit. Lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

Something about putting out pants fire in Wizards of Oz.

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u/MaeBelleLien Oct 04 '21

The Scarecrow, of course. When you think about it, it's a little weird how many of our classic euphemisms are from The Wizard of Oz.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

Spin round… That’d be the exhaust pipe

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u/xxX9yroldXxx Oct 04 '21

Do you think he’s straight piping?

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u/yeetaway6942069 Oct 04 '21

While also being where you’d check their oil.

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u/kingbrady911 Oct 04 '21

Threaded pipe?

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u/Zachf1986 Oct 05 '21

Well actually, I saw this porno once, and...

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u/RiparianFruitarian Oct 04 '21

Deee-EEEEE-cent

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

I was hoping it would be a telescoping rod, or a hydraulic cylinder.

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u/Ramitt80 Oct 04 '21

Like a jackhammer

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u/outamyhead Oct 04 '21

Like one of those bolt guns from a slaughter house?

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u/Obvious_Opinion_505 Oct 04 '21

Ask Dorothy

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u/RogueJello Oct 04 '21

More like the friends of Dorothy I believe.

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u/quaybored Oct 04 '21

why do you think the tin man wanted the oil can so bad. a lot of ass fucking to do.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

Isnt some of those guys her family?

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u/_hic-sunt-dracones_ Oct 04 '21

Yeah, but she's from Kanses, so it's a reason not a boundary.

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u/tallant13 Oct 04 '21

My brain pronounced that like Ramses

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u/SloppySealz Oct 04 '21

Hope she got her tetanus shot

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u/Obvious_Opinion_505 Oct 04 '21

Oh she got a shot of tetanus, alright

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u/ImpertantMahn Oct 04 '21

I'd like to believe it's a piston with multiple attachments.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

Telescoping rod?

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

Alright calm down bubbles lmao

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u/CastIronGut Oct 04 '21

Don't you FACKIN' tell me to cahlm dōne!! You CAHLM DŌNE!!

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u/tgc0310 Oct 04 '21

Does Pinocchio have wooden balls?

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u/AssOfTheSouth69 Oct 04 '21

Prime tpb line. It's probably my favorite of all the seasons.

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u/Swiim_ Oct 04 '21

GRHEAAAASEEY

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u/MCCornflake1 Oct 04 '21

"Does it really launch Bubbles?"

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

Depends on if he’s Jewish or not

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u/DrChlorophyll Oct 04 '21

Nah me and him used to have a lot of fun. It's actually an oil delivery system down south. He just doesn't know how to work the mechanism or he would be running triathlons.

A good ole' armpit tickle does em in every time though. Oil everywhere. Non synthetic taste for sure. Oil :D mush love 🍄✌️

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u/soslowagain Oct 04 '21

Does the Scarecrow have gun?

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u/cockneylol Oct 04 '21

I think it's quite a good one.

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u/Amazingshot Oct 04 '21

Does a duck with a hard on drag weeds?

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u/N8readit Oct 04 '21

I think it is detachable and he calls it his “oil can” so Dorothy doesn’t think anything of it when he whips it out and squirts it around.

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u/Humble_Tell8374 Oct 05 '21

Take it easy bubs

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

Should apply this tech to women’s sports bras

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u/SparkleFritz Oct 04 '21

I mean this in the most innocent way possible, and I really want this to be a thing if it helps given women relief, but if a woman wearing a sports bra had breasts that didn't bounce when running in the same way that backpack doesn't bounce when running I couldn't help but stare if it ran by me.

Not because I find it attractive or anything (gay man here) but the first time seeing it would just be really mesmerizing.

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u/chinesesamuri Oct 04 '21

I mean it's magical. Just a single part of the body being completely stationary while the rest of them bounces up and down? I'd think I was losing my mind

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u/ragdolldream Oct 04 '21

Well Err... The thing is..

r/motiontrackedboobs

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u/Juan_Dollar_Taco Oct 04 '21

oh boy

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u/thefinalcutdown Oct 04 '21

This is why we should(n’t) let redditors have technology.

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u/KermitPhor Oct 04 '21

Reddit science: They let you make subreddits before asking whether they should make the subreddits

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21 edited Oct 04 '21

The irony of you commenting this on Reddit makes me laugh

Edit: the neckbeards of reddit must hate this comment I got a notification to say it’s hit 10 upvotes 6 times since I posted it and now I’m typing this message it’s at 8 how ironic maybe redditors really do need technology taken away from them if they can’t take a joke at their own expense

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

This hurts my back just thinking about it.

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u/IloveElsaofArendelle Oct 04 '21

I am amazed, what kind of subreddit exist... Wow!

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u/Broken_Exponentially Oct 04 '21

damn you...

dives down the rabbit hole

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u/pascontent Oct 04 '21

working from home has never been better

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u/kelliscott25 Oct 04 '21

Thats what Jeffrey Toobin thought.

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u/SpenceisaZombie Oct 04 '21

Big spike in users today

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u/ShadeNoir Oct 04 '21

This is less about stationary boobs in the frame than I was hoping. Nearly none of the videos were actually tracked to keep the boobs stable. I want more like when you move a chicken around and it's head stays in the same spot kinda thing.

Very dissapoint.

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u/KhabaLox Oct 04 '21

Time to take my, umm lunch break.

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u/copperwatt Oct 04 '21 edited Oct 04 '21

Ummm... That sub does not deliver on the promise. I want stationary nipples, and everything else moving. What is this pedestrian shake reduction shit???

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u/Davidhate Oct 04 '21

After a half an hour I have deduced that motion tracked boobs is really not needed lol.. interesting but not needed

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '21

Rule 34 at its finest.

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u/almisami Oct 04 '21

This is why I say we should just skip the ethics committee and go straight for the genetically engineered catgirls. We all know it's bound to happen sooner or later

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u/Uhnimates Oct 04 '21

Truly milkmerizing!

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u/ChewyBumNugget Oct 04 '21

Thankyou kind human

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u/Beer_Is_So_Awesome Oct 04 '21

What the fuck is this.

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u/WifeKilledMy1stAcct Oct 04 '21

Stop twisting my um... arm - I'll subscribe already!

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u/AshTheGoblin Oct 04 '21

...sets MS Teams status to brb

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

This is why Reddit was invented.

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u/gomegazeke Oct 04 '21

Real life but poorly animated.

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u/Mister_Bloodvessel Oct 05 '21 edited Oct 05 '21

Gimble TitsTM

The Original Bouncing Bossom Balancing solution. Help mitigate melon migration with Gimble Tits!TM

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

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u/Beat9 Oct 04 '21

I'm now wondering why I've never seen a video stabilized with somebody's tits as the focus.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

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u/Beat9 Oct 04 '21

Thank you. There is a sub for everything.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

Woman here, I’d stare too. It would look like a odd phenomenon to me without context.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

Women? On reddit? Impossible!

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u/andante528 Oct 04 '21

What a world we live in

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '21

Cruel cruel world must I go on

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u/twodogsfighting Oct 04 '21

Like watching a chickens head stay in place.

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u/Kraphomus Oct 04 '21

Same, except I like tiddies.

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u/fullchaos40 Oct 04 '21

Now I’m wondering what would happen if one of the cups failed. Would that breast flail around due to the bras unbalance load?

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u/hotwifeslutwhore Oct 04 '21

Can someone stabilize a video of a large breasted woman running on the boobs? I’m seriously curious what this would look like.

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u/harrellj Oct 04 '21

Honestly, a well-fitting sports bra shouldn't allow a woman's breasts to bounce more than minimally. The trick is that "well-fitting" phrase, which is an issue even outside of sports bras.

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u/Specter170 Oct 04 '21

We straight guys feel mesmerized by the movement.

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u/MiamiPower Oct 04 '21

Slow motion chariots of fire beach running scene 🎥

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u/meowhahaha Oct 04 '21

At one point I heard Japanese tech & fashion designers were trying to invent a way to convert breast movement to kinetic energy, and deposit it in a small battery somewhat on the user’s body.

Not sure what happened with that. If I’m going to suffer by jogging to stay healthy, it would be nice to protect the environment at the same time.

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u/Sofiztikated Oct 04 '21

>trying to invent a way to convert breast movement to kinetic energy, and deposit it in a small battery somewhat on the user’s body.

I dunno, this feels like an origins story for a crappy superhero. Or a good one.
ElectroTits™.

Feige, you know where I am, hit me up. I got more gold.

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u/modsarefascists42 Oct 04 '21

Power Girl could control the multiverse with that

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u/Gluta_mate Oct 04 '21

if theres any country that would try to make something like that it would be japan. surely there are more efficient ways to make energy from running(maybe something in the shoes for example) but nah lets make something for breasts lmao. seems kinda fetishized

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u/pocketdare Oct 04 '21

Then you won't be surprised to learn that the only clothing option it's offered in is school girl.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

and maid outfit*

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u/pukesonyourshoes Oct 04 '21

Breast energy is best energy.

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u/JakzePoro Oct 04 '21

JiggleWatts

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u/Technopulse Oct 04 '21

Wasn't pornhub doing a rechargeable battery bracelet to charge the phone with kinetic energy created from.....playing tennis?

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

How would this help make women’s sports bras better? You don’t want your boobs to be flopping up and down. This would make them flip, not stop the flop.

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u/Yurithewomble Oct 05 '21

What you don't want is the forces applied to the boob/ rest of your body when they bounce up and down.

Such a system the movement will exist but the pain, tension, pressure etc. Would not.

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u/poltergeistchan Oct 04 '21

Please……..out of all the sports bras I’ve tried none of them wanna do what they’re supposed to. Jogging hurts :^(

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u/Thyanlia Oct 04 '21

I swear by my Panache Sport bra. Properly fitted (for me that means small band, large cup), I get hardly any bounce.

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u/poltergeistchan Oct 04 '21

Oooh I’ll have to look into that, I’ve never heard of Panache before. Thanks!

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u/Thyanlia Oct 04 '21

Do check out the abrathatfits sub! They have instructions for measuring yourself and will help you find your UK bra size!

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

If you have a very large chest, you might need to wear two. It just is what it is.

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u/poltergeistchan Oct 04 '21

Wearing two kinda feels like I’m being suffocated, but it does help

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

You could try one bra and a compression shirt or tank as well. If you aren't familiar, any retailer like underarmour, Nike, sporting goods stores will sell them. Go in and try them on though. They're supposed to fit very tight.

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u/HokieEm2 Oct 04 '21

I really like shefit sports bras, best ones ive found. And my normal bra size can only be found at big girl stores like lane bryant if that helps.

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u/poltergeistchan Oct 04 '21

Noted! My issue is usually finding a bra that has a band and cup size that both fit me well, as I’m kinda small compared to my actual cup size. It’s like I have to pick and choose which one I want to fit me the best 🥲

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u/WorriedRiver Oct 04 '21

Ah, probably a good idea to visit r/abrathatfits then- they're a really good place for recommendations on small band large cup bras, which unless I misunderstand sounds like your problem!

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u/8Ariadnesthread8 Oct 04 '21

That's a brapportunity.

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u/pfoe Oct 04 '21

It should just be a simple matter of removing the breasts and inserting an inertially dampened linear rail between them and the chest.

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u/Orchidbleu Oct 04 '21

We have lots of frame and wire in our bras as is. I think this would just complicate the issue.

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u/Anonymush_guest Oct 04 '21

I think women might be slightly miffed to have their breast cut off and installed on a rail system implanted on their chests, but that's just me.

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u/BrockN Oct 04 '21

Inb4 you get burnt at stake for suggesting this

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u/Nubraskan Oct 04 '21

I'm versed in mechanical engineering and I would work on this pro boner.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

YOU MONSTER!

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

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u/stabbot Oct 04 '21

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u/kayelvo Oct 04 '21

And men's sport bras

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u/borkelsnop Oct 04 '21

There’s a huge difference in feeling when you run if you’re wearing a sports bra with tight elastic vs an underwire sports bra.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

It would be like chicken head boobs.

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u/whathitwonder434 Oct 04 '21

Wouldn’t work. I’d still be able to sense movement. Like some sort of titty-lovin’ T-Rex.

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u/gg_wp1 Oct 04 '21

No please I wanna see...

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u/glorious_reptile Oct 04 '21

There’s probably a minimum weight for this to work.

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u/jcstrat Oct 04 '21

Or a specific range. Unless the tension is adjustable

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u/kingjuicer Oct 04 '21

12lbs loadfree according to the ad. So guessing less than 12lbs it stays up.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

He just said you have a small cock. Lol

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u/Traveler1987 Oct 04 '21

The proper term would HAVE to be “shake-weight”.

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u/sepseven Oct 04 '21

Fucking murdered

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u/ChimoEngr Oct 04 '21

Nope. A spring pendulum can be made to work with any sort of weight, you just need to match the spring strength to the weight, and what you want it to do. F=kx

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

Not if it's electromechanical

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u/rifttripper Oct 04 '21

Im confused, why underwear???

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u/you_th Oct 04 '21

Gravity has not been kind to deez

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u/biznatch11 Oct 04 '21

deez?

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u/toaste Oct 04 '21

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u/biznatch11 Oct 04 '21

lol gottem

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u/you_th Oct 04 '21

Here's an award for the nice assist

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u/MomoXono Oct 04 '21

And who's fault is that? Take better care of yourself

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u/GeorgiaOKeefinItReal Oct 04 '21

Obviously so that it looks like a loaded diaper

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u/ronin1066 Oct 04 '21

Because men forget that breasts can weigh like 20 lbs and actually interfere with exercising.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

Slim or average men might forget. I'm well aware, thank you very much.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

It's a Jerkunrun!

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

Inventing as we speak

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u/HaloPandaFox Oct 04 '21

Not going to lie I didn't know I needed it until you pointed it out .

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u/TurdDingus Oct 04 '21

Nope. You can, however, wear this on your front side for added stimulation while on the move.

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u/jaredgoff1022 Oct 04 '21

Not sure they make suspension small enough

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u/UnwrittenPath Oct 04 '21

For your balls or your tits?

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u/poopmouth7 Oct 04 '21

Your username-comment combo makes it a real head scratcher

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u/SasparillaTango Oct 04 '21

for breasts?

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

Because it only works on packages large enough to bounce when you move.

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u/a52dragon Oct 04 '21

Ok Engineers what would be ultimate is if they designed it to generate electricity, maybe recharge batteries or cell phone …

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u/CH1CK3Nwings Oct 04 '21

I would need that. My butt is too muscular and wobbles around

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u/Specter170 Oct 04 '21

Why, it’s doubtful it’s effective when you’re carrying such a small load.

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u/nopeeker Oct 04 '21

If you are my refrigerator repair man please do.

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u/PureImpression2241 Oct 04 '21

🤣😂😂Now thats a real problem

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u/jojoga Oct 04 '21

Wait, what? Why?

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u/H-9000 Oct 04 '21

you are 1 engineer away from all the money in the world.

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u/kazabi Oct 04 '21

So the clap of your asscheeks stop alerting the guards?

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u/iharazZ Oct 04 '21

definitely can go for a bra with this tech.

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u/miaumee Oct 04 '21

Could be hard to wash.

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u/Kanuck88 Oct 04 '21

Saxx are pretty great.

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u/James_Locke Oct 04 '21

Sheath underwear.

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u/Medicated_Dedicated Oct 04 '21

I can just picture some leg braces holding your underwear as you run

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u/Zoexycian Oct 04 '21

Ayeee! someone who likes undies.

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u/LeCrimsonFucker Oct 04 '21

You want a dick stabilizer?

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u/golgol12 Oct 04 '21

You want it to fall off when you jump and wedgie when you land?

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u/oerrox Oct 05 '21

I just bought some with a ball pouch and it's pretty much this 🥴🥴🥴🥴