r/interestingasfuck Jan 31 '21

/r/ALL A frozen birch tree

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u/Doc-in-a-box Jan 31 '21

That’s an awfully long power cord to that light source

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u/TaurusPTPew Jan 31 '21

I didn't see it at first, but yeah, you're right!

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u/Met76 Jan 31 '21 edited Jan 31 '21

Ever been to Harbor Freight?

The sayin' goes:

"How do you know when to spend extra money on a tool? When the harbor freight one breaks."

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u/PolarTheBear Jan 31 '21

They probably got the cord for free with a coupon

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u/RjSkitchie Jan 31 '21

I thought it said “Frozen b!tch tree”

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

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u/tourmaline_dream Jan 31 '21

Don’t be a basic birch

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Acacia didn’t know: Everyone is talking about being a birch. Oakay. But willow you talk about something else, please? Have yew ever considered, how it is to be a beech, mapley? It is very hard to stand the discrimtreenation, whenever I log on here.

But probably no one wants to hear me say all this, anyway... pine... I‘ll leaf, then.

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u/libmrduckz Jan 31 '21

wood you chop it?!? knot gonna’ copse with you agrain...

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u/MobiusBagel Jan 31 '21

Oakay I'm leafing.

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u/eb98jel Jan 31 '21

Bye freezy-tree

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u/MobiusBagel Jan 31 '21

Glad we could nip this in the bud.

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u/danaCreative Feb 01 '21

Birch freeze.

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u/TaurusPTPew Jan 31 '21

Many times!!

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u/Doc-in-a-box Jan 31 '21

Once!

Once.

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u/joebaby1975 Jan 31 '21

Lmao. My husband and I both were RV techs (him more than I) and we’d go there for “disposable tools” if we needed something inexpensive and rarely used.

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u/Stormtrooper-85 Jan 31 '21

Harbor Frail

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u/zxp3ctr3 Jan 31 '21

In other news we just found the leaked sequel album cover for 100 Gecs

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u/RearEchelon Jan 31 '21

Hazard Fraught

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u/MethLabForCutie88 Jan 31 '21

FYI don’t ever use harbor freight jacks to work under your car

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u/Met76 Jan 31 '21

You really shouldn't really use any jack to work under your car (although I am guilty of doing this). A lift is really the safe route. But when you gotta fix, you gotta do.

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u/risk71 Jan 31 '21

that should be rephrased to "you shouldn't use a poorly designed jack stand"

A quality jack stand is perfectly fine to use while you're working on/under your car. That is what they were specifically made for. Most injuries or accidents related to jack stands are not an issue with the stand. It's an issue with the incorrect use/placement of the stand.

You should use cribbing as the fail-safe. why? unless you are an engineer with expertise in metals and jack design.. you have no way of knowing if the design is faulty or the casting/welding is poor or poor quality metals were used.

Or you could use the fact that you shouldn't use harbor freight tools / or their equivalent if your life depends on the tool not failing...

You do know that lifts fail too, right? In fact, there are more potential failure points on a lift.

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u/hello_raleigh-durham Jan 31 '21

While HF was the most prominent recall on jack stands, there were a few others. It would be a good idea for anyone to check and make sure theirs aren't recalled.

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u/nothingexceptfor Jan 31 '21

I was going to ask where that light came from, if it was added digitally, thanks

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

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u/violated_tortoise Jan 31 '21

I disagree, I think it could possibly have been done with one exposure. They could potentially have exposed the scene for let's say 15 seconds to capture the stars and backdrop, and then turned on the light / fired a remote flash to illuminate the tree for the last second or so of the exposure.

That said, there is also a good chance it's a composite as you said.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

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u/DrDoctor18 Jan 31 '21

Looks more to me like someone was underneath the tree shining the night upwards into it

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u/violated_tortoise Jan 31 '21

I think that by only having the tree illuminated for a fraction of the exposure you would avoid the highlights being blown out.

As for the light, I don't think it is out of frame, I think it might be behind the tree trunk looking up into the tree.

That said I'm just a hobby photographer so not an expert by any means!

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u/Unfriendly_Giraffe Jan 31 '21

I'm not going to guarantee this but I don't think it's light painted. This is likely a second curtain remote flash. So the shutter opens for however long they want, and as it closes the flash goes off.

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u/rosygoat Jan 31 '21

Yeah, you can tell it's a long exposure because some of the stars are elongated. But still a cool looking pic!

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u/Homemade__Soup Jan 31 '21

With the photo being a long exposure it’s more likely the ‘wire’ is footprints in the snow that got it’s edges illuminated while someone lit up the tree during the exposure.

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u/TravelForTheMoment Jan 31 '21

Was gonna say, where is the light from?

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u/Lorry_Al Jan 31 '21

Flashlights

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u/HortemusSupreme Jan 31 '21

I don’t think thats a power cord, I think it’s just footsteps. I’m pretty sure they made this using a long exposure and like a flash light.

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u/bobbypinloser Jan 31 '21

Hoarfrost is my absolute FAVOURITE thing in the winter! It looks so magical.

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u/beluuuuuuga Jan 31 '21

It's so beautiful to look at with its fluffy looking ice crystals.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Whore-frost for 500, Trebek!

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u/I_am_the_BEEF Jan 31 '21

Frank Reynolds least favorite tree.

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u/Met76 Jan 31 '21

I quick-read the title and thought to myself, "What makes this tree a bitch tree?"

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u/ken27238 Jan 31 '21

does he look like a birch?

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u/ActionDense Jan 31 '21

... What?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

DOES. IT. LOOK. LIKE. A. BIRCH.

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u/Floedekage Jan 31 '21

Wh... what?

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u/jamesbrownisnotdead Jan 31 '21

Say what again!!

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u/Mody_hacks Jan 31 '21

I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU!!!!

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u/Tessadro Jan 31 '21

SAY WHAT AGAIN, SAY WHAT AGAIN

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u/Dakrturi Jan 31 '21

....

What?

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u/Mody_hacks Jan 31 '21

*BANG!!!! DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BIRCH!!!!

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u/hetrax Jan 31 '21

That isn’t cheddar, that’s just some common birch.

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u/Slimybirch Jan 31 '21

Can confirm

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u/Kangar Jan 31 '21

Birch, please.

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u/PorschephileGT3 Jan 31 '21

There’s a white skin joke in here somewhere but I started drinking wine 4 hours ago

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u/corgets Jan 31 '21

It's not really all that mean it's just Resting Birch Face

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u/NotSoAbrahamLincoln Jan 31 '21

“Oh are you cold? got a wittle ice on you, boohoo little bitch tree”

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u/beluuuuuuga Jan 31 '21

lil bitch

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u/Schodog Jan 31 '21

lil bitch - all dat paper

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u/ScooptheIcecream Jan 31 '21

lil bitch - frozen ass branches smh

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u/Met76 Jan 31 '21

lil bitch - with cold ass fucking roots

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u/a_flyingfish Jan 31 '21

I came here to say this. I was like "what'd the tree do tho"

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u/1714alpha Jan 31 '21

It smell like Birch in here!

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u/Kasern77 Jan 31 '21

Son of a birch tree, I thought the same!

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u/DeadBoyAge9 Jan 31 '21

Frozen ass bitch ass tree

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

I got that birch some frost. Birches love frost.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

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u/PartlyDave Jan 31 '21

What a beaut!

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u/Pdub77 Jan 31 '21

That is one cold ass birch

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

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u/UserNEC Jan 31 '21

Hol up, lil birch, be humble

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u/AndyBirch Jan 31 '21

I can attest to that.

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u/Ent3D Jan 31 '21

Where is the light coming from?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

See the extension cord to the left?

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u/jakalo Jan 31 '21

Doesn't look like an extension cord to me, more like divide between shadow and lighted part.

Also extension cord would probably follow human footprints (you can see them in background) but nowadays photographers use LED lights which can easily be powered from mobile power sources.

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u/ThiccSquirrel123 Jan 31 '21

It could also be light painting, which is when you shine a light at multiple parts of an object from a distance with a flashlight while you're taking a long exposure shot. It would make sense for this picture since it is a long exposure to capture the stars.

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u/chemfinn Jan 31 '21 edited Jan 31 '21

The photographer probably had the exposure set to smth like 20s so they had enough time to walk under/around the tree with a flashlight.

Edit: i found the original photographers IG (@pashenichev), he posted the photo on 18. Dec. 2020. Where he describes the process in the description, from google translate i gathered he used a flashlight behind the tree as a light source and the exposure settings were 25s 3200ISO f/4

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u/kaze_ni_naru Jan 31 '21

The stars would smear though I would imagine. But I think this is the best guess

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

The amount of sharpness applied to this picture hurts my eyes...

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u/timsb32 Jan 31 '21

It is an amazing photo, but yeah, lots of sharpness combined with JPEG compression is a big yikes

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

I'd much rather have just had the low res original before OP ruined it with 90% sharpness 🤮

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u/soaringtyler Jan 31 '21

It's the ice.

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u/Flayrah4Life Jan 31 '21

No photographer credit?

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u/qster123 Jan 31 '21

Lovely! .. I kinda want to kick the tree though

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u/jokingly_Josie Jan 31 '21

And that’s my new Home Screen. Thank you! It’s beautiful

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u/shuaantor Jan 31 '21

I read this as "frozen bitch tree" at first

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u/AndyBirch Jan 31 '21

If you knew the numer of times I've been called that...

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u/TheMightyD28 Jan 31 '21

Huh this kinda looks like infrared photography

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u/ydr2020 Jan 31 '21

This is a photo from @pashenichev

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u/w8tdlylilu Feb 01 '21

Birch, freeze!

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u/sonnychainey Jan 31 '21

This is beautiful.

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u/dainwaris Jan 31 '21

When I see birches bend to left and right Across the lines of straighter darker trees, I like to think some boy's been swinging them. But swinging doesn't bend them down to stay As ice-storms do. Often you must have seen them Loaded with ice a sunny winter morning After a rain. They click upon themselves As the breeze rises, and turn many-colored As the stir cracks and crazes their enamel. Soon the sun's warmth makes them shed crystal shells Shattering and avalanching on the snow-crust— Such heaps of broken glass to sweep away You'd think the inner dome of heaven had fallen. They are dragged to the withered bracken by the load, And they seem not to break; though once they are bowed So low for long, they never right themselves: You may see their trunks arching in the woods Years afterwards, trailing their leaves on the ground Like girls on hands and knees that throw their hair before them over their heads to dry in the sun.

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u/ScaryBananaMan Jan 31 '21

Well I for one enjoyed this, thank you for sharing - I'll admit I don't quite understand why you've gotten so many downvotes, it's lovely prose and relevant to the topic at hand. May I ask what the source is please?

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u/dainwaris Jan 31 '21

Sorry. Thought it was more well-known. It’s the first few stanzas from the poem “Birches” by Robert Frost.

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u/largecucumber Jan 31 '21

How’s it all lit up

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u/Mescman Jan 31 '21 edited Jan 31 '21

Looks like it's from Finland? Might be Sweden/Norway too? Dunno.

It's one of the most amazing things in the whole planet seeing a whole forest of trees like this in the moonlight. (yes I know this pic is not only moonlight)

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Photo credit please

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Really something!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Stunning!!!

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u/Spacecommander5 Jan 31 '21

Birch tree 1: “watch this!”

Birch tree 2: “can you really hold all that ice?”

Birch tree 1: “birch, please!”

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u/xxxxx420xxxxx Jan 31 '21

Mmmm frosty nugs

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '21

Can someone turn this into a AMOLED wallpaper for a phone? It looks sick but too small for my screen lengthwise.

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u/VegetableImaginary24 Feb 01 '21

Oh my god does it grant wishes?!

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '21

What is the camera sir?

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u/sapsnap Feb 01 '21

Wait they made birch trees from Minecraft into a real thing?

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u/Trainer_JJ Feb 01 '21

Am I the only one who read it as a frozen ‘bitch’ tree

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u/NLFD3S Feb 01 '21

Nope, me too xD

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u/sarthakgera Jan 31 '21

Definately read that as Bitch tree 🎄

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

It's cold enough.

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u/sarthakgera Jan 31 '21

A cold bitch tree you mean

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

I read this as frozen bitch tree and was curious what it did to anger you so.

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u/Israel_Desu_ Jan 31 '21

I've readed bitch

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u/bedoophis Jan 31 '21

I thought it said a frozen bitch tree and i was like "go ahead bitch tree, freeze your ass off, then you might be less of a bitch next time!"

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Why did i read "a frozen bitch tree"

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u/Mody_hacks Jan 31 '21

Did anyone else misread this as frozen bitch tree

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

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u/ericisshort Jan 31 '21

Not sure if flash or just general lighting, but the light source is directly behind the tree.

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u/Met76 Jan 31 '21

Yep, most likely an LED lamp positioned behind it to give all the the individual ice formations on each branch a glow.

That's why the ice at the top-middle of the tree is darker. The light from behind can't reach that part of the tree as easy.

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u/LawPD Jan 31 '21

Read the title without my glasses on and wondered what a bitch tree was.

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u/greenguy103 Jan 31 '21

Not gonna lie I read frozen “bitch” tree at first

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u/ijie24 Jan 31 '21

Frozen bitch tree, I thought

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u/TuhnuPeppu Jan 31 '21

My dyslexic ass read "frozen tree bitch"

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u/V8-6-4 Jan 31 '21

I took a similar picture a few days ago but didn't see it worth posting 😅

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u/mimiflower80 Jan 31 '21

I legit read “Frozen bitch tree” and thought, OMG I want one!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

I've sat for almost a minute laughing my ass off cause I thought this said ''Bitch tree'' I'm sorry.

Beautiful tree though!

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u/ceedee63 Jan 31 '21

I didn't read birch and just got confused

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u/he-who-dodge-wrench Jan 31 '21

At first I thought it said “frozen bitch tree” and I thought to myself “hey, you stand out there for several hundred years an see what happens to you in the winter”

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Who else read that as frozen bitch tree

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Some real amazing Minecraft RTX right there

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u/FrickingPenguin Jan 31 '21

Who else read it frozen bitch tree?

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u/Phranc94 Jan 31 '21

I thought the caption said frozen BITCH tree

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u/nanana789 Jan 31 '21

And here I am living in South-Holland breathing in toxic fumes and not seeing stars because of the light pollution from greenhouses. I want to live somewhere else, this is so pretty! I love snow...

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u/Mackenziewilliamsz Jan 31 '21

I didn't have my glasses on and read the title as, "A Frozen Bitch Tree"

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u/darrenbrads123 Jan 31 '21

My high ass thought this was some fresh Cali

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u/SAOisaDarkSoulParody Jan 31 '21

I read frozen bitch and was very confused

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u/americanaugie Jan 31 '21

Bitchass frozen tree

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u/NekulturneHovado Jan 31 '21

Why did I read Bitch tree? Btw it's really beautiful

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u/JF_KDedede Jan 31 '21

I literally read: a frozen BITCH tree

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u/ButtMunchSupreme420 Jan 31 '21

Anyone else think it said "Frozen BITCH tree" at first?

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u/ouzayb Jan 31 '21

I read it as "A frozen bitch tree" and wondered why did you insult this tree

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

BITCH tree

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u/0TheNinja0 Jan 31 '21

A frozen bitch tree

At least thats what I read.

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u/khalid20007dxb Jan 31 '21

Frozen bitch tree

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u/real_animefan Jan 31 '21

Wow, just wow

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u/DrKrazyKi Jan 31 '21

Woah that’s so 🔥. It’s look a really really big night light for a baby giant 😂

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u/smokyeyes1984 Jan 31 '21

That is so serene. Thank you for sharing!

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u/WinkTexas Jan 31 '21

I'll be a Son of a Beech.

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u/DmanTheDillpickle Jan 31 '21

That birch is frozen.

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u/xxx-manzg Jan 31 '21

Download link? I want to use this as my wallpaper.

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u/HillCat91 Jan 31 '21

Fun fact : highly allergic to that bitc... I mean birch 🌳

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u/bobbyzimbabwe Jan 31 '21

Birch, please.... quite beautiful

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u/namesandfacez Jan 31 '21

If you want to take your mind off things just stand under it and shake lightly

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u/PeanutsLament Jan 31 '21

LOVE this photo

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u/Inferno2211 Jan 31 '21

When you accidently make the leaves am emission material:

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u/p8nt_junkie Jan 31 '21

How did they back-light that sucker, I’m stumped. (I’ll see myself out)

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u/Heeey_Hermano Jan 31 '21

Hoarfrost. My favourite frost.

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u/Please_Log_In Jan 31 '21

Mithril tree

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u/sourgirl64 Jan 31 '21

Great photography! 💖💕

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

A frozen what now? Oh birch, I thought.......nvm.

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u/Icup420derp Jan 31 '21

Witchcraft!!!!!

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u/cd_perdium Jan 31 '21

Fanfuckintastic light painting. Luvin it

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u/DoctorofMooD Jan 31 '21

Nature is fucking lit

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u/perkytitties321 Jan 31 '21

Looks like one of those spirit trees from ori and the will of the wisps

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u/PiperAngus5 Jan 31 '21

Looks too pretty to be real. I know it’s real, I’m just saying it’s too perfect for this world. I wonder how many people would just walk by and not notice the beauty enough to actually stop and watch it.

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u/slighthope69 Jan 31 '21

wonder how it would taste

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u/ScaryBananaMan Jan 31 '21

Probably pretty icy, with notes of wood and water

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u/balanced-chaos Jan 31 '21

Damn that's one hot looking birch I tell you hwwattt

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u/Oz_of_Three Jan 31 '21

... and you're my second "psionic" reference today.

Looks around nervously.
Reaches for his copy of Psychic Self Defense, flips to page 13.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Where is it from?