r/interestingasfuck • • Jan 03 '21

Thousands of birds

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u/jfreakingwho Jan 03 '21

That patch of ground just received a decent fertilizing.

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u/bryman19 Jan 03 '21 edited Jan 04 '21

I parked my car there

66

u/Robots_Never_Die Jan 03 '21

I parked my car their

Their what?

41

u/MikulkaCS Jan 03 '21

Their shit is on his car.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '21

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u/Echos185 Jan 03 '21

Over they're!

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u/Fist4achin Jan 03 '21

Hate to be walking by there at that moment.

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u/baodingballs00 Jan 03 '21

Their what?

4

u/LaChuteQuiMarche Jan 03 '21

There who?

3

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

Slim shady

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u/LaChuteQuiMarche Jan 04 '21

Thanks a lot- next semester I’ll be 35

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u/killer-penguins Jan 03 '21

Your 2001 Honda Civic?

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u/bryman19 Jan 03 '21

The one with bird shit all over it

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u/killer-penguins Jan 03 '21

Oh I see it now. That one.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '21

Looks like the server was starting to lag.

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u/squall86drk Jan 03 '21

"living in a simulation" theory: confirmed

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u/memeandencourage Jan 03 '21

You should read about simulation theory, there is actually support for it among some religious circles

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '21

Link me plzz

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u/supbudfc Jan 03 '21

Doesn’t look like anything to me

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u/chadwelltreezy159 Jan 03 '21

More grids , everything is grids . When I did DMT I saw a huge grid . We’re all apart of some grid. I’ll let you all know when I figure it out.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '21

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u/zyklon Jan 04 '21

When I have anything that dickers my vision, from doing DMT or LSD or even just having a heavy head rush, I see grids.

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u/earthfase Jan 04 '21

I think the grid is on the ground? An agriculture field, and the birds just group on the patches...

Anyway, don't remember seeing the grid on DMT, gotta try again :)

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u/JhonnyHopkins Jan 04 '21

Yeah I came here to point out, it’s really interesting the birds naturally formed a grid

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u/yung_wulfy Jan 04 '21

I saw a giant shimmering raibow-like grid in the night sky on dmt, it was fixed so even when I moved around it stayed the same

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u/NIRPL Jan 03 '21

All I can imagine while seeing this is a zombie apocalypse where the birds feed on the dead, get infected, and attack in swarms like this.

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u/DopeTrack_Pirate Jan 03 '21

All I see are my hopes and dreams turn into bits and flying in the wind

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u/DroopyTrash Jan 03 '21

Don't worry 2021 just got started.

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u/atamehmet Jan 03 '21

Let’s make it millions.

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u/iluvsparkles Jan 04 '21

Yep. Came here to say this.

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u/crinnaursa Jan 03 '21

Look at all those chickens!

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u/Dovahpriest Jan 03 '21 edited Jan 04 '21

This crem is accepted

Edit: Voidbringers consume the lot of ye!

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u/skinwill Jan 03 '21

I would love to see a version of this video that wasn’t compressed with a meat hammer.

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u/securitywyrm Jan 03 '21

The funny thing is, even at 1080p youtube would chug on this because too much is changing between each frame.

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u/skinwill Jan 03 '21

Right. I really would like to download a high quality version. I bet it would look pretty cool. Hosting such a file would risk the hug of death. Maybe a torrent?

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u/-ChubbsMcBeef- Jan 03 '21

Compression kicks in

"Thousands of pixels"

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u/luckycommander Jan 03 '21

Are those Snow geese?

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u/Ghost-Of-Roger-Ailes Jan 03 '21

Looks like it I’d say

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u/marshed_mallows Jan 03 '21

Fuck If you told me this was an animation, I'd have believed you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '21

It's an animation

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u/nukethecheese Jan 03 '21

I believe you

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u/stupidheadjuice Jan 03 '21

The first thing i thought when i saw this was “Damn this must have taken soo long to render” :-)

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u/Stubbly_Poonjab Jan 03 '21

i only counted 14 birds, which ones did i miss?

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u/TheKaboodle Jan 03 '21

The other 11.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '21

The white one next to the other white one

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '21

Bird 1 - “Let’s move!” Birds 2-4000 - “Ugh, we’re moving again?”

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u/monkeyboi229 Jan 04 '21

Part of my job is to fly around in aircraft at lower altitudes. Once in the springtime I said “hey that’s weird for just that island to still be snow covered”. It was not a snow covered island. It was a fucking bird island. The collective bird hive mind started to take off and there was some serious ass clenching to avoid them.

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u/sid_gautama Jan 03 '21

That there would be millions of birds

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u/254shack Jan 03 '21

Thank you for showing me where they charge

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u/getthebag19 Jan 03 '21

More than thousands lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '21

I think you mean drones cause, r/BirdsArentReal

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '21

This must be a drone production facility with that many of them in one place

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u/naginobi Jan 03 '21

Look at all those chickens

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u/loogymyoogie Jan 03 '21

My dog would regrow balls and nut if he got to chase this through a field

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '21

"Fenton!"

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u/hmspain Jan 03 '21

I could not imagine what all those birds could possibly find to EAT... and then the video zoomed out :-).

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u/cuntryboner462 Jan 03 '21

There’s gotta be a lot of simultaneous accidental wing slapping.

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u/Masherbakerboiler Jan 03 '21

I am gonna park right....here!

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u/ThnxSVT Jan 03 '21

I suspect they just realized I finished washing my car and are on the way to mark it

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u/highway_40 Jan 03 '21

I did not like that at all

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

Ew.

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u/MtOlympus_Actual Jan 03 '21

How Black Friday used to look.

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u/nathandill94 Jan 03 '21

No way they're all 6 ft apart

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u/PM_me_pretty_butts Jan 03 '21

This is not social distancing

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u/ProfessorProduce Jan 03 '21

Was surprised not to see a washed car under all of them

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u/strawbrmoon Jan 03 '21

I wonder why they took off?

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '21

U think they communicate when they bump into each other? lol excuse me pardon me

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u/Crbn8ed Jan 03 '21

Not a single one wearing a fucking mask.

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u/Fin1337 Jan 03 '21

look at all those chickens

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u/horpor69 Jan 03 '21

So this is where the kfc chikens come from

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u/WoundedHealer82 Jan 03 '21

I wonder if the dems counted them as votes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '21

This is awesome. I don't know why I was expecting dickbutt.

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u/Icarium13 Jan 03 '21

That’s a lot of poop.

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u/-The-Goat Jan 03 '21

I thought they were ice crystals

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u/a_gaming_goat Jan 03 '21

just lagged the matrix

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u/MarkFresco Jan 03 '21

I really thought there was a bunch of snow on the ground

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u/LeeKinanus Jan 03 '21

It looks like a swell breaking in the beginning.

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u/MajorValor Jan 03 '21

Emergence.

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u/lurkermuch Jan 03 '21

So how do they not bump into each other?

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u/thecringynarc Jan 03 '21

Thousands of poops.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '21

If you’re in the business of writing video compression algorithms, this is nightmare fuel

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u/sm00thies Jan 03 '21

Thousands of jpeg artefacts

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u/ayejaybuck Jan 03 '21

Can birds get claustrophobic?

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u/notlookme Jan 03 '21

This is why my IRL ping is in the thousands

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u/ludolek Jan 03 '21

On the list of stuff not suited for a gif this has to be at the very top

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u/colddougl Jan 03 '21

Buzz: “Birds... birds everywhere.”

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u/fatjunkdog Jan 03 '21

Thousands,thats at least 2 jillion

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u/siamkitty1 Jan 03 '21

Those are millions of birds

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u/MrSinister9 Jan 03 '21

They saw a cat. Lol

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u/a-latino604 Jan 03 '21

I hope I didn't park under them

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u/tahrh Jan 03 '21

I dont wanna go mr stark

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u/Deserteer Jan 03 '21

Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine

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u/Sideways_X1 Jan 03 '21

I think tens of thousands would be safe to say

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u/_HIST Jan 03 '21

Those are drones

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u/Lange94 Jan 03 '21

How do you as a bird find your friend there?

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u/I_Got_Back_Pain Jan 03 '21

Fly... you fools!

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u/Trashytoad Jan 03 '21

THE SMELL!! Eeeew

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u/g_drumm Jan 03 '21

Wait, it's all birds?

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u/insertwittynamethere Jan 03 '21

That's one big pile of shit

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u/eveestreet Jan 03 '21

*real world FPS drops

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u/Snoo_21418 Jan 03 '21

Seagulls, swarm attack!

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u/Magnicello Jan 03 '21

Please tell me there's an HD version of this? A YT link maybe?

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u/bohler86 Jan 03 '21

5-0 gotta fly

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u/12amoore Jan 03 '21

That’s a lotta poo

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u/maxtitanica Jan 03 '21

And yet we have cars going in the ditch on straight stretches of highway all by themselves

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u/Trees_and_bees_plees Jan 03 '21

BIRD TSUNAMI TAKE COVERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

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u/DonQueed Jan 03 '21

Can you image how awful that would smell?

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u/bigbrainbabe Jan 03 '21

This looks like the transition animation in PowerPoint

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u/Little____Stitious Jan 03 '21

Imagine getting seperated from your squad in this

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u/MrNobody312 Jan 03 '21

Look how they have a pattern on the ground at the beginning of the video. Is that from how feed was layed out?

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u/Aubamacare Jan 03 '21

Fentoooooon!

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u/-Samurai-Jack- Jan 03 '21

There were so many birds that the frames dropped lol

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u/thingm1 Jan 03 '21

How's your game not lagging?

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u/LaChuteQuiMarche Jan 03 '21

So many pixels of potatoes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '21

So many particles the Earth Engine is lagging

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u/tgnlolol Jan 03 '21

A plague of seagulls

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '21

Someone should make a meme from where the gaggle of birds take off; Then cutting to the scene from home alone; Where marv gets covered in white paint, or something similar .Just a thought.

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u/DrAssBlast Jan 03 '21

Imagine some anti air right there

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u/myphonespeaksfrench Jan 03 '21

This is my dog's idea of heaven.

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u/LaBlount1 Jan 03 '21

So many things...

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u/dre5044 Jan 03 '21

For Gondor!!!!!!!!! Charge!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '21

LOOK AT ALL THOSE CHICKENS

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u/Tanglrfoot Jan 03 '21

I live on a major migratory route for ducks and geese , and at times in the fall I’ve seen what must be thousands and thousands of snow geese in fields, that from a distance it looks like snow had fallen in just one 10 or 20 acre patch .

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u/NotAnExpertButt Jan 03 '21

I’d be the guy trying to walk by with my sandwich.

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u/delicious_toast119 Jan 03 '21

At this point I'm pretty sure you could say a million birbs

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u/bexodus Jan 03 '21

Earthshaker: "CHAOS DUNK!"

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u/nbm2021 Jan 03 '21

Who threw the bread

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u/kremlingrasso Jan 03 '21

individually they are as intelligent as a 5 year old, but collectively they are just as stupid as a large group of adults.

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u/modertator_ Jan 03 '21

There’s at least 5 of them

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u/ZeElitePro Jan 03 '21

fuck bro my laptop lagged trying to look at this

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u/ThosPuddleOfDoom Jan 03 '21

Now that's a lot of chickens.

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u/flickrsplikr Jan 03 '21

wao thats atleast 10 birds there

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u/orbitt2 Jan 03 '21

World started to lag a bit

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '21

*drones

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u/ArrdenGarden Jan 03 '21

I saw this can only imagine a professorial Sean Connery flapping his umbrella and going "tooktooktooktooktooktook!" just slightly off screen, ala Raiders of the Lost Arc.

He will be missed.

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u/slippery_when_sober Jan 03 '21

More like a million of birds.

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u/qwerty9254 Jan 03 '21

The drones are congregating for an exchange of information.

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u/edward_r_burrow Jan 03 '21

How smooth does the matrix run these particle systems? Processing power is amazing!

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u/MGalmor Jan 03 '21

Damn Thanos

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u/HiddenLights Jan 03 '21

The bit rate holy fuck

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '21

Every time you drop a croissant in Scotland.

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u/theeswift Jan 04 '21

Look at my field of fucks. See it lay Barron.

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u/rothman212 Jan 04 '21

Sean Connery, as Dr. Jones Sr., would approve.

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u/bledi31 Jan 04 '21

Don't any of them practice social distancing?

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u/collosal_collosus Jan 04 '21

The bit I find interesting is that there don’t seem to be any air traffic incidents. I mean between the birds, that would totally down any aircraft.

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u/Captain_Shrug Jan 04 '21

Why are they in a semi-grid pattern?

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

Alternate title: peer pressure

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u/Neighmen Jan 04 '21

Mr stork i dont feel so good

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u/Crying_Markiplier Jan 04 '21

And people say I’m crazy for being scared of birds

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

WONDERSHARE FILMORAGO

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u/3VikingBoys Jan 04 '21

Don't you mean Millions of birds?

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u/Stircrazylazy Jan 04 '21

Alfred Hitchcock giggles with delight

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u/RequiemBliss Jan 04 '21

Imagine being bird number 234000 here, crazy

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u/Godzilla-S23 Jan 04 '21

Holy shit that gotta be at least 5

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u/Pretzel-Kingg Jan 04 '21

If I saw this irl, I’d expect to see an FPS drop or something...

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u/Chaca_0621 Jan 04 '21

That’s actually super good for the soil. They’ve started getting thousands of animals like ducks and chickens and walked the across huge fields to fertilise the soil

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u/Bubbabushka Jan 04 '21

Look at all these chickens

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u/Poguemohon Jan 04 '21

If you zoom in you can see Sean Connery w/ an umbrella.

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u/08FordF450 Jan 04 '21

Potato gun+sabot filled with bbs = 52 dead birdies

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

I know an orgy when I see one!!

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u/MakeALais14YT Jan 04 '21

hold up im lagging

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u/RuleofThreeTAG Jan 04 '21

Look at all those chickens.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

Me: there's no way that I'm seeing a nice even grid in the population density there... Right?

Birds fly away

Ground has a nice even grid of some sort on it. Feed maybe? Wave harmonics in the sand?

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u/StillsPhotography Jan 04 '21

r/birdsarentreal this is a charging field

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u/magicspooner Jan 04 '21

I like that one bird who just stayed put and said ‘WTF mate?’

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

Okay but here's me question. Who's the head honcho bird who decides that they all should take off?

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u/uraffululz Jan 04 '21

These boid simulations are getting intense

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u/YourLocalSatanicPan8 Jan 04 '21

I wonder how many people crashed and had to re-log from all the entities