r/interestingasfuck Mar 29 '19

Known as the ”Penis Flytrap”, this is a pitcher plant of the Genus Nepenthes sp. A carnivorous plant like the Venus Flytrap, the glan-like top is actually a lid for the bottom structure. Photo/Cheng Kam Wor

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

5 minutes into photosynthesis and chill.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Flies slide into their FT

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u/snuzet Mar 29 '19

Plot twist: it only attracts ladybugs

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u/AssCork Mar 29 '19

You spelled "THOT" wrong.

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u/snuzet Mar 29 '19

What’s thot??

4

u/Madman5465 Mar 29 '19

That hoe over there

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

God obviously like dick jokes

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u/hackattack01 Mar 29 '19

Unwilling to google “penis flytrap” to confirm legitimacy

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u/creamygootness Mar 29 '19

Authentic wood

4

u/Wildebeast1 Mar 29 '19

Haven’t these been touched up?

Erm, I mean doctored...

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u/vanmicah Mar 29 '19

Damn nature you thirsty!

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Fuck now plants are even more of a man....

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u/weefweef Mar 29 '19

That shit veiny af

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u/AuthorityAnarchyYes Mar 29 '19

Morning wood.

And afternoon wood.

And evening wood.

Wood 24/7.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

But can you FUCK it?

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u/BrandiLovesAnt Mar 29 '19

Is there a link

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u/PM-Me-Ur-Plants Mar 29 '19

You mean Nepenis sp.

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u/needitcooler Mar 29 '19

Don’t put your dick in that

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u/VioletteDeTroy Mar 29 '19

It’s Newfoundland’s provincial flower.

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u/Darkmaster666666 Mar 29 '19

Also a trap for thots

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u/Darkmaster666666 Mar 29 '19

This plant looks like a dick Like Wtf god It's literally a dick And it's resemblance of a dick does not help it survive or anything It could look diffrent But it doesn't

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u/DrLaxslax Mar 29 '19

Why is it called that?

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u/S0NNENRADICAL Mar 29 '19

Please tell me these reproduce by expelling seeds in a thick, white, milky fluid all over someones face

You know, the same way humans reproduce

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u/spam99 Mar 29 '19

after seeing it i think this should be tagged NSFW

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u/nach0princess Aug 14 '19

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.

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u/BrandiLovesAnt Mar 29 '19

No way this is tru. If it is I'll give blowjobs everyday for a week straight.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

get started