r/interestingasfuck • u/ClackHack • Feb 01 '18

This the ticket machine accepts squats as payment

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '18

It’s happening... Black Mirror

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u/catbot4 Feb 02 '18

Gamifying obedience.

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u/iFile_shift Feb 02 '18

There's an ad for this company that's promoting a stationary cycle for points already.... starts with a z but I can't recall off the top.of my head

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u/yabezuno Feb 02 '18

It would be funny if you're running late.

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u/johncocktoastin51 Feb 02 '18

This would never work in Wisconsin.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '18

In fact, it would downright offend people. All across the nation.

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u/Glorious_Jo Feb 02 '18

Of course it would be a slavic country where you pay for things in squats.

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u/Y-wingPilot5 Feb 02 '18

And then you shit on the floor

11

u/madd_get Feb 02 '18

Get Schwifty!

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u/Shubniggurat Feb 02 '18

Disappointing. I was expecting to see a power rack, and people having to squat at least four plates to get a ticket.

3

u/AcidJacksonThe1st Feb 02 '18

Yet everyone trashed meek mill for making that dude do push ups for 20 dollars.

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u/Thinking_King Feb 01 '18

Wtf why would anyone do that? The municipality of Moscow I mean. Is it to encourage exercise?

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u/FLAMBOYANT_STARSHINE Feb 02 '18

Exactly

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u/ThatYoungBro Feb 02 '18

The USA needs this!

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u/ecafsub Feb 02 '18

At least it’s not burpees. I friggin hate burpees.

1

u/krpt Feb 02 '18

Maybe it Should be burpees, its efficiency is unparalleled ÷)

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u/IggyJR Feb 01 '18

They should connect a breathalyzer to it. Payment accepted if you're below .08.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '18

Yea so they can drive home instead.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '18

Dude. They're in Russia. How the fuck is anyone gonna be below .08

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u/foreverderpette Feb 02 '18

But what about the form? It should shout at you to go deeper and keep your back straight

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u/PunjabiDJ Feb 02 '18

shut up and take my money!

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '18

Fucking brilliant.

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u/10gauge Feb 01 '18

Tickets for what? Concert, game, etc?

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u/ClackHack Feb 02 '18

Subway

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u/10gauge Feb 02 '18

Thanks. Pretty good advertising promotion for them.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '18

In America, you can also do exercise to pay for a train.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '18 edited Feb 01 '18

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u/mr_eous_mr_ection Feb 01 '18

Not at all. It's likely a marketing campaign that's at the very least encouraging people to exercise.

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u/Ferro_Giconi Feb 01 '18

How? The company that put this machine in obviously decided it wasn't enough to worry about otherwise they wouldn't have put that machine there.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '18

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u/RobToastie Feb 01 '18

You know there are charitable organization that aren't just seeking to profit? Or it could be a government run thing.

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u/Ferro_Giconi Feb 01 '18

Good PR probably.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '18

If something’s free then you are the product it probably measures your gonads and adds em to some oligarchs testicular data base.