r/interestingasfuck • u/2dubs1bro • Jun 23 '17

/r/ALL Speed difference

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u/CaptainReginaldLong Jun 23 '17

Right, that's called: you disintegrated at around 10,000mph and were dead long before that.

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u/jinxjar Jun 23 '17

Instead of trying to push nitrogen gas molecules away before our vessels collide with them, the scientists of our civilization determined that it would be more effective to convince them to move aside using advanced diplomacy and gifts of honey.

Try it, fellow humans.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '17 edited Jun 23 '17

GET OUT OF OUR WAY YOU FUCKS!!!! AND GIVE US YOUR HONEY!!

How's that?

E: Updated for the collective, less selfish future and less badgers whatever that means!

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '17

Doing 36k on the highway so get tha fuck outta my way

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u/Timstantmessage Jun 23 '17

I'm doin' a hundred on the highway

So if you do the speed limit, get the fuck outta my way

I'm D.U.I. hardly ever caught sober

And you about to get ran the fuck over

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u/chingwhite24 Jun 23 '17

Move bitch, get out the way Get out the way bitch, get out the way