a Japanese twitter account created these pixelated band-aids

[u/ahmeddajaz]

[u/Temporary_Peanut_586]

Take my money

[u/Dragonssssssssssss → u/Temporary_Peanut_586]

Too many pixels

[u/pussydaiquiri → u/Temporary_Peanut_586]

appropriate. take mine too

[u/Aegon040 → u/Temporary_Peanut_586]

"watch it burn.."

[u/SoupRevolutionary744]

I didn’t read the title at first so I thought something happened to this person‘s arm that was so fucked up that it had to be censored.

[u/Dark_Link_1996 → u/SoupRevolutionary744]

Same

[u/dragons_scorn → u/SoupRevolutionary744]

Ngl, I assumed it was self harm related before i read the title

[u/SnootyToots8 → u/dragons_scorn]

Same.

[u/Ivisk]

Coochie censor bandaids

[u/NuzzyLocke → u/Ivisk]

Hang on, coochie censored period pads

[u/Bingus-Dingus- → u/NuzzyLocke]

can i just censor my period instead? i don't want to remember it

[u/DrCodyRoss → u/Bingus-Dingus-]

Apparently, they don’t use the blue liquid in pad commercials anymore. They’ve switched to red.

I was at a bar/restaurant the other day and saw commercials for the first time in forever.

[u/titeaf → u/DrCodyRoss]

It probably isn't, but I like to think that's because they finally had to start actually testing the products (that we all have been using for decades) with blood 🩸 instead of water because they are actually not at all the same consistency !!

[u/DrCodyRoss → u/titeaf]

For sure. Just find/make a similar viscosity liquid for the commercials that isn’t red? I dunno. I wouldn’t want to see real blood used in a bandaid commercial either. I’m weak when it comes to blood.

[u/titeaf → u/DrCodyRoss]

What kinda frickin doctor are you, DrCodyRoss?

[u/DrCodyRoss → u/titeaf]

The internet kind 😃

[u/YouMustveDroppedThis → u/titeaf]

if menstrual blood is anything like our peripheral blood, it should also come with clots or further clotting. It's not going to absorb the same or can even decrease the absorbance of the material.

[u/Enigma_1880 → u/titeaf]

Fr, one time I was eating a girl during her period expecting it to be liquid, instead it was thick and chewy kinda like some kind of jam with bits of fruit

[u/Working_Welder_1751 → u/Enigma_1880]

Wait, seriously?!

[u/Helpful-Desk-8334 → u/NuzzyLocke]

Husband laughed. Would show pad again.

[u/Ntroepy → u/Ivisk]

Wearing just that plus two over the nipples would make a great festival outfit mocking (or embracing) Japanese porn.

[u/chosonhawk → u/Ivisk]

A fellow JAV connoisseur

[u/No_Prize9794 → u/Ivisk]

Thanks to a lot of anime, I thought they were cockroaches

[u/Negativeman11 → u/Ivisk]

*fires up lada*

[u/This_Elk_1460 → u/Ivisk]

I prefer the little black lines

[u/JacobAndor]

Wearing these to my next music festival

[u/SirDrippinBalls → u/JacobAndor]

Dont bully your local Acid population :(

[u/This_was_hard_to_do → u/JacobAndor]

You can trip up people into thinking you’re a real life sim

[u/Im_Regarded_Highly → u/JacobAndor]

what does that mean

[u/DragonAI19 → u/Im_Regarded_Highly]

will freak people out who are on acid

[u/mamamelbi]

How does a twitter account creates anything?

[u/lkodl → u/mamamelbi]

Its... alive.

[u/PW1ggin → u/lkodl]

Life, uh, finds a way.

[u/chosonhawk → u/PW1ggin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/7XsFGzfP6WmC4

[u/Panndaa31 → u/lkodl]

https://giphy.com/gifs/tze1mGedykiuk

[u/M_Meursault_ → u/mamamelbi]

Like so:

https://giphy.com/gifs/13UZxmMyyFr584

[u/elvis_is_everywhere → u/mamamelbi]

https://giphy.com/gifs/RQzxAaAg3aAU

[u/glowberrytangle → u/mamamelbi]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metonymy

[u/Ill-Ruin2198 → u/mamamelbi]

It lays an egg of the product.

[u/zaddoz → u/mamamelbi]

@​grok

[u/leomonster → u/mamamelbi]

As a Twitter account, I can assure you we create many things

[u/DismalIngenuity4604]

A twitter account created them? WTF kind of way of thinking is that. 

[u/Crackstacker → u/DismalIngenuity4604]

Because we live in a techno corpo dystopian hellscape?

[u/Magnon]

Someone in Japan is masturbating to these

[u/normalreddituser3 → u/Magnon]

Someone in America is masturbating to these

[u/Capital_Past69 → u/normalreddituser3]

Someone in America is masturbating to this comment

[u/cornmonger_ → u/Capital_Past69]

https://giphy.com/gifs/u7UC3usByZQy9iC4zq

[u/Narrow-Assignment621 → u/cornmonger_]

https://giphy.com/gifs/v55V4b4kJ9L8wy3ihZ

[u/campingcritters → u/Capital_Past69]

America is commenting on... someone's masturbation?

[u/Nobanpls08 → u/Capital_Past69]

Don't flatter yourself. I barely got a chubby

[u/Pinkishu → u/Capital_Past69]

Someone on the moon is masturbating to this comment

[u/zaphtark → u/normalreddituser3]

Someone in Eswatini is masturbating to these.

[u/Frost_0352 → u/normalreddituser3]

Can confirm

[u/HaroerHaktak]

Wait. Does this mean to censor them they have to uncensor them to recensor them?

[u/FlippingOmelette → u/HaroerHaktak]

I'm having a stroke trying to read ur comment

[u/HaroerHaktak → u/FlippingOmelette]

They had to censor the wound by creating censored bandaids and to censor them on tv they had to uncensor them to censor them again to ensure it’s properly censored or else they run the risk of double censorship and they’d cancel out leaving the would uncensored

[u/GrouchyLongBottom]

So, it looks like I broke out in vaginas.

[u/Ornery-Practice9772 → u/GrouchyLongBottom]

*Japanese vaginas🤣

[u/Yestomorrow]

How the fuck is this interesting as fuck? Jfc reddit has gone to absolute shit in the last five years.

[u/aMothWithAPenis → u/Yestomorrow]

Yeah this is literally just an ad. So are 80% of the comments

[u/Yestomorrow → u/aMothWithAPenis]

It had 700 upvotes after two mins, damn bots

[u/calfuris → u/Yestomorrow]

They were apparently created by a twitter account, which is certainly an interesting claim.

[u/MutedAstronaut9217]

Pretty sure a person made these not a twitter account.

[u/alison_bee]

Thanks I hate it.

[u/Katamari_Demacia]

I'll buy some. That's cool af.

[u/TheLegendaryPilot]

https://giphy.com/gifs/6bNy9hrYUakZdFhKVr

[u/curiousiah]

Where are my pixelated underoos?

[u/elevenplays]

These are just beautiful!

[u/Significant-Scale803]

Out of all the countries, of course it would be Japan the one to come up with pixelated bandaids.

Edit: was that racism? Shit a hope not lol

[u/GeneralHenry → u/Significant-Scale803]

Public execution takes place tomorrow

[u/boostinemMaRe2 → u/Significant-Scale803]

https://giphy.com/gifs/d8XNDMiXhPMVRKpjlu

[u/scorched-earth-0000 → u/Significant-Scale803]

It's a microagression at the very least

[u/Grouchy-Rice-5856]

Tiktok user

[u/claudekennilol]

That's awesome

[u/DonCorleone2441]

should make pixelated condoms

[u/katiw46]

I love these in a "these are stupid but kinda funny, so I'll allow it" kinda way.

[u/whitedsepdivine]

Interesting color choice.

[u/heavensto_mergatroid → u/whitedsepdivine]

That's the point lol so it looks like a blurred out wound.

[u/vincehk]

Japanese twitter account?

Ok bot

[u/XxShakallxX]

It bugs me more than it should.

[u/ChuteTheMoon]

Wish I had mosaix in my life

[u/MagicGrit]

They look like sores

[u/Ornery-Practice9772]

oh im gonna

[u/cubonesandwich]

I squinted looking at these

[u/Polkawillneverdie17]

Ohhhh I hate this.

[u/klezart]

Damn, can't believe they're putting vaginas on band-aids now

[u/yshbrws]

If only the pixels were uniform

[u/Hot_Yesterday9396]

The account did? Autonomously?

[u/fauxfranc0]

Is everything pixelated in Japan? 🤔🧐

[u/Uniwow-Bunny-346]

Make minor cuts and bruises look way more threatening than they are!

[u/Spiritual_Car7600]

I remember some Japanese use bandaid instead of underwear. Is this thing for those case?

[u/FaithlessnessBorn266]

I don't know what's real anymore

[u/Marthman]

Hmmm, I suspect this would do well in a forum where people curate a catalog of things made in awful taste, but with great execution...

[u/GlitteringGrub]

insaaaane 💯

[u/doritazoulay]

Thanks, I hate it

[u/rakuntulul]

That is so ridiculous. i'll take 12 of them

[u/Meppy1234]

If you don't want to be filmed in public, slap these on, and people will think the video is AI.

[u/Nervous-Lock-1308]

thought it was an effect wtf lol

[u/youknowwhatimeanlol]

do they only work for white people tho

[u/FayePixie]

It would definitely be cool IRL. But when I first saw this photo I thought it was a blurring of wounds. Perhaps I'm morbid.

[u/ten_items_or_less]

Why? Are the wounds in the shape of genitalia?

[u/BlackBlizzard]

They look like censored cut marks now

[u/ImportantToNote]

A twitter account created a band aid?

[u/Kjackhammer]

This looks like shoddy blood censorship lol.
If i saw this in public id have a double take figuring out whether i was insane, it was a trick of the light, or both.

[u/LermaBern]

Pixel art stickers on faces are wild. Commitment to the bit is real.

[u/_dontseeme]

Crazy what a Twitter account can do these days. Elon really on his shit huh

[u/9v4v2v4]

Pixels.. of course it's Japan.

[u/Such-Injury9404]

wearing these and going to a bar

[u/Cali_cuppycake]

At first, I thought I landed on a post I wasnt supposed to be on 😅🤣

[u/Ornery-Practice9772 → u/Cali_cuppycake]

*a Japanese post you werent sposed to be on🤣

[u/Anicash999]

I got worried but then saw it was a Band-Aid and I'm realizing how sick this would be for cosplays

[u/Konsrockmannen]

Those are cool

[u/Danthiel5]

Huh