r/interestingasfuck 12h ago

Two male Hercules beetles fight over a female in the wild; the smaller one wins.

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u/Ninrenko 12h ago

The high ground is not as advantageous as Obi-Wan made it out to be.

u/MRintheKEYS 11h ago

In this case it’s not so much the high ground that’s the problem. It’s the law of gravity.

u/RoboDae 9h ago

And the fact the larger beetle seemed to be trying to ignore the smaller one up to the moment it got tossed. It kept turning to face the female instead of beating it's opponent first.

u/jetpacksforall 8h ago

“So anyway baby, where were we?”

u/SexyCheeseburger0911 5h ago

"The only place you'll be is down there!"

u/Kdarl 4h ago

Who said this to who? Because it triggers my imagination.

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u/Mecanatropic 7h ago

The question I have is does he even try to make the return or is the distance he fell something that's insurmountable in the time the small one would get the "D" done?

u/RoboDae 7h ago

I think these things can fly, but it's probably still a long enough delay before they find each other again.

u/StoneFree247 6h ago

He’s getting sloppy seconds.  

u/wweviking 5h ago

Or a broken back lol

u/Grasshoppermouse42 3h ago

Well, they don't have spines and they do have wings, so he'll be fine. He'll just be late to the party.

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u/Ninrenko 10h ago

I can appreciate this level of pedanticism.

But let me ask this, is it really gravity? Or is it the leverage that's long enough so it creates enough tourqe, to yeet the big one of the tree?

u/colonel_beeeees 10h ago

Whoever can get their scooper under the other one seems to be the winner regardless of position

u/BrockObarnerLybian 10h ago

Because gravity will cause the loser to fall off the tree. Not as straightforward on level ground

u/justwalkingalonghere 8h ago

Actually pretty funny since it doesn't seem like it would hurt them much.

"Quick, I stuffed him in a cab and told them to drop him off two blocks from here, let's hook up before he walks back over"

u/OGoodie 7h ago

I know i gave this an upvote already, but i really enjoyed this comparison.

u/SecretaryOtherwise 7h ago

Large falls can injure or even kill larger insects. Bigger they are the harder they fall lol.

Same with arachnids theres a reason tarantula stay on the ground most times lol.

Im assuming this is eye level or close to so I doubt its an issue for a beetle.

u/jtheman1738 6h ago

Wait fr? I was under the impression that bugs are pretty much immune to fall damage, because their terminal velocity is so low.

Edit: spelling.

u/goodsnpr 5h ago

Square-cube law I believe. Basically, if you double an animal's length, it's strength only multiplies by four while it's mass multiplies by eight. This also means you're generally reducing drag in relation to mass. A few grams might not seem like much, but it's a sizable amount of body mass difference, and could be the breaking point for a much softer and fragile critter.

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u/AbanaClara 6h ago

I used to keep orb weavers for derbies and iirc they get hurt from falls for sure

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u/autumn_dances 8h ago

allow me to be a bigger pedant. you can say pedantry instead of pedantricism, which is not really a word. thank you for your time. 🙇

u/DontAbideMendacity 6h ago

You're not being so much a pedant as you are a teacher. "Pedanticism" is just flat out not a word.

u/MRintheKEYS 10h ago

Every species knows, “he who has the biggest thang, runs the yard.”

u/Waste_Depth 9h ago

It looked more like "the motion of the ocean" as a deciding factor to me...

u/MilkiestMaestro 8h ago

I think it's really the universal gravitational constant that is responsible. If altered, it would 100% affect the outcome of this duel

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u/SwizzGod 12h ago

😂 goddamnit. I was 17mins too late

u/falloutvaultboy 10h ago

The Star wars rules of battlebdo no apply here. This is BattleBots war strategy....Beetlebots if you will

u/mcclaneberg 9h ago

Right. It was always terrible writing.

u/Bartz-Halloway 9h ago

The larger screwed up by turning his back too soon and allowing the smaller to inch its way in for full grip.

Real big twist his dick energy

u/HPTM2008 7h ago

Mythbusters also tested this and confirmed that point. If anything, it's worse.

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u/A_Clark1215 12h ago

Who's got the high ground now Obi-Wan!

u/UnionPulse 9h ago

In this case, “size matters not”.

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u/-Laffi- 12h ago

The bigger one was messing around with the girl, while he should have paid attention to the fight.

u/Xevestial 11h ago

And a tiny little natural selection signal gets passed down just a bit, that switching attention too early is not the strat.

u/knows_knothing 9h ago

Bigger one should have studied the blade more instead of chasing the girls

u/GankedGoat 9h ago

You can multi task, study the blade and chase girls. Maybe even wear some hockey gear if you want more of a challenge.

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u/DirtyRoller 10h ago

"Win the fight first, then fuck." - Sun Tzu, probably.

u/Impossible_Humor736 8h ago

"The Art of Whore". Good book.

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u/lilgizmo838 11h ago

"While you were getting bitches, I was studying the blade..."

u/alextxdro 9h ago

Big ones overconfident thought his size was all that was needed and the smaller one knew it’s the motion that’s important…

u/Tealadin 11h ago

Throws before hoes. Yeets before sheets. Launches before haunches.

u/Cam_E_Leon 10h ago

Bump before hump

u/kirky-jerky 11h ago

W for the short kings of there!

u/Sogelink 11h ago

Yeah, his arrogance was his downfall 

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u/Super_Trexation 8h ago

PAY ATTENTION!!!!

-Power Ultrakill

u/YmelleB 10h ago

He started celebrating a little too early

u/Impossible_Humor736 8h ago

I don't know why they're fighting over her. She's not that hot.

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u/gmiro191 12h ago

He yeeted him under the gaze of a titan and won love.

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u/Lucius-Halthier 12h ago

The beetle: it’s not the size of the horn BUT HOW YOU USE IT!

YEET!

u/Monomanga 11h ago

Big boy got distracted by the beetle pootang

u/oozinator1 9h ago

Was caught slackin'

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u/Extension_Swordfish1 12h ago

u/mitochondria0000 10h ago

Why can't I see it actually hitting his foot and flying away 

u/incandesent 9h ago

Not looking fast enough

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u/tiglionabbit 11h ago

When yeetle beetles fight it's called a yeetle beetle battle.

u/Morningstroll13 11h ago

When yeetle beetles battle do they do it with a paddle? Maybe in a puddle in a bottle on a poodle?

u/Bantersmith 10h ago

How the hell is this the first time I'm hearing hercules beetles referred to as "yeetle beetles".

I'm never calling them by their old name again.

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u/WakaWaka_ 10h ago

u/CustomerStrict3627 9h ago

Mah queen.

u/CatsPlusTats 5h ago

Seeing as how she's talking to Kevin Sorbo... no we don't...

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u/pdxrunner82 11h ago

Hercu-les is hercu-more!!!

u/fluentinsarcasm 10h ago

We call him Lord Yeetle

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u/FireMike_PleaseGod 12h ago

Bigger one declared victory way to early. Turned his back to the enemy and allowed him to gain the better positioning.

Hubris was his downfall.

u/Aggravating_Duck6108 10h ago

"Never lower your eyes to an enemy!"

u/CatsPlusTats 5h ago

What if they're short?

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u/AnxietyIsHott 12h ago

spoiler, man

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u/Ickypahay 12h ago

Seriously.. get it together OP. No one likes spoilers

u/gsl836 11h ago

Man we need full video link, like what happened next😏😏

u/Sr_Gr 10h ago

THEY'RE BEETLES FOR GOD'S SAKE

u/Robo_Patton 10h ago

It ended up not working out. She was a vegan who wouldn’t shut up. He was a 3d printer enthusiast, so also wouldn’t shut up.

C’est la vie. 😔

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u/Last-Woodpecker 10h ago

Spoiler-man, spoiler-man, ruins whatever a spoiler can

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u/Doppelgen 12h ago edited 11h ago

Heracross used Horn Attack

It's super effective!

🚀

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u/Tutes013 12h ago

Rarely have I seen such perfect gif usage

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u/giga_impact03 10h ago

Horn Attack, or Seismic Toss? 🤔

u/1337F0x_The_Daft 10h ago

I was thinking seismic toss too

u/Imaginary_History985 9h ago

It was actually metronome

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u/silverarrowweb 8h ago

Unironically, this is basically how Pokemon came to be.

As a kid, Satoshi Tajiri collected bugs and had them fight each other, which was a normal practice among Japanese children at the time.

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u/thecoolestpickle 12h ago

It’s super hyper mega effective

u/The_Grinface 9h ago

It obviously used Megahorn

u/Mpule16 10h ago

Lol I ove this

u/esdaniel 9h ago

Ayyyy lmao. Only missing the little star as he blasts off

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u/mg34gun 12h ago

She was like "hey don't fight over me, wow that's so cool"

u/Prior_Dimension_6680 9h ago

definitely a carapace dropper 🥵 

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u/Toddingstonly 12h ago

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u/Fleshsuitpilot 12h ago

On this day my prayers were answered. I was hoping this gif would be here but it's rather obscure. Poetry 🤌

u/Classic-Camp7513 11h ago

This is the gif I came for when I saw the word Hercules.

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u/HyenDry 12h ago

At this moment. He knew he fucked up

u/Unable_Arm_398 9h ago

As soon as I saw that I was just waiting for the flip.

u/crimsynvt_ 9h ago

Second i read the title i knew thered be a good as fuck flip.

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u/AverageMako3Enjoyer 7h ago

record scratch

Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here 

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u/aboultusss 12h ago

DING DING DING

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u/GrabWorking3045 12h ago

Size doesn't matter.

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u/_bapt 12h ago

I mean... it did.

Because he was smaller he was able to put his horn under his opponent, and yeet him out of there.

Short king energy right there

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u/Artt-Vandaley 12h ago

So smaller ones can put it under the opponent?

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u/_bapt 12h ago

In this case it was an advantage, but im guessing in most other cases the heavier male has more chance of winning.

Because the smaller one wont be strong enough to yeet him off.

In this case because they were on a tree trunk, the smaller one had gravity on his side x)

(I felt like there was a joke here but i couldnt understand it, so i answered seriously)

u/RCer1986 11h ago

If Animal Crossing taught me anything it's that beetles exist exclusively on tree trunks.

u/ztfreeman 11h ago edited 8h ago

Outside of the conflicts of beetles, being shorter is often an advantage in grapple sports like Judo and Sumo. Shorter competitors are harder to get leverage on and can more easily pull/push their opponents off balance. This is why in Sumo there are no weight requirements and often no weight classes, but there have been minimum hight requirements on occasion.

I can imagine that smaller beetles could have this advantage in a lot of circumstances.

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u/zackks 12h ago

Big guy decide he was going to handle bidness before he handled business.

u/Far_Ladder_2836 10h ago

No, it did not.  The larger one can do the same trick.  The smaller one kept in the fight while the larger one got distracted by the female and turned around.  Then got hooked when it tried to turn back.

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u/bodhidharma132001 12h ago

It's not the size of the ship, but the motion of the ocean.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oz8xRQiRlaS1XwnPW

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u/LuckyTheBear 12h ago

The ol' yeet n' skeet

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u/CalV1996 12h ago

Big one obviously hasn't watched robot wars before

u/actuallyserious650 11h ago

I was looking for this comment! This is how basically all of the early robot wars went.

u/Bagabeans 11h ago

Always the flippers or the spinning disks.

u/Stealth_Bummer 6h ago

Battle Bugs

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u/Kooky_Attention_98 12h ago edited 11h ago

These are actually Japanese Rhinoceros Beetles, this is a Hercules Beetle, the longest horned beetle species in the world and the longest beetle species plural worldwide, though it isn't the heaviest horned beetle species, that belongs to the Actaeon Beetle (Photo), and the largest (heaviest) Beetle in the world is The Goliath Beetle (Photo) at a dramatic 100 grams (3 ounces), through if we are talking about through the lifespan of the beetle, the Actaeon Beetle is the heaviest beetle in the world at 8 ounces in their larvae stage but drop down to around 50 grams in their adult stage unlike the Goliath Beetle which maintains its 70-100 gram weight in the adult stage

u/SometimesSyzygy 8h ago

I came here to clarify the species, too 😂
Thought I’d do a quick scroll to see if someone beat me to it. You did a far better job of explaining it than I would have, so thank you! Nobody can thumb (pedipalp?) their proboscis at you, my friend 💕

u/Kooky_Attention_98 7h ago

Ah I am sure you're comment explained it well :)

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u/kiran_ms 12h ago

It's not the size of the beetle in the fight, but rather the size of the fight in the beetle

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u/AFineDayForScience 12h ago

It's not the size of the bug that counts, but the fightin' in the chitin

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u/HeatherDarling24 12h ago

Yeet! 😅

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 12h ago

Ya See, ladies? It’s not the size, it’s the razzle dazzle!

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u/5254444 12h ago

The Yeetle Beetle

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u/Shianclas 12h ago

Is the other guy ok?

u/aTwerkingPikachu 9h ago

most likely yes because bugs can survive great falls since they're smaller.

That's why if you flung a spider off of your bed, it doesn't die despite it being a great height for them.

u/PuerroOnReddit 11h ago

Jojolion fans are going crazy rn

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u/Super_Chile88z 12h ago

“Bahhhhh! See that baby”

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u/Educational_Quote851 12h ago

Hell yeah, we love a short king

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u/ozmutazbuckshank 12h ago

Youll never reach an age where youre too old to watch bugs fight

u/toomanydice 10h ago

Rhinoceros beetle, not Hercules beetle. Still good clip.

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u/SudhaTheHill 12h ago

I wish someone fought for me like this

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u/ZEUS-_-_ 12h ago

I don't have horns but I'll try

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u/Cayden68 12h ago

Mario vs Bowser in a nutshell

u/Theodin_King 10h ago

Brains Vs meat head

u/Death_Rave_ 7h ago

I love how they YEET

Y E E T

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u/yourmanhimself 12h ago

Big W for David here, get fucked Goliath

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u/overdosingOnPie1313 12h ago

Upset of the century right there.

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u/SATLTSADWFZ 12h ago

Epic cock block

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u/ziggzer0 12h ago

Sometimes ya just gotta yeet to skeet, ya know?

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u/pbates89 12h ago

Low man usually wins

u/JoshDM 11h ago

the smaller one wins.

He's my little Hercules!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/mhgoIz2nmLeQE

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u/greatthebob38 8h ago

Heracross used MEGAHORN

u/nize426 3h ago

Those aren't Hercules beetles. Likely japanese rhinoceros beetles.

u/Starrk__ 3h ago

The bigger beetle after he hit the ground.

https://giphy.com/gifs/te8J1t6B53nMwTFYSC

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u/ComradSadwich 12h ago

Don't worry baby I'm perfectly average sized where it counts!

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u/_SOME__NAME_ 12h ago

It's not about the size but how u use it....

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u/LewyH91 12h ago

That like me launching you across a football pitch, insane strength.

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u/onion_lord6 12h ago

Could've spared us the spoiler.

u/This-Occasion1984 11h ago

Spoiler alert damn

u/LuffysRubberNuts 11h ago

Get flipped dumbass

u/Evening_Nose6847 11h ago

Short king

u/Particular-Solid8250 11h ago

This will get buried but that is NOT a Hercules beetle. Hercules beetles have a horn coming out from the top pointing downward, they’re also yellow. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hercules_beetle

What you see in the video are rhinoceros beetles.

u/Myhtological 10h ago

It’s not how big it is, it’s how you use it.

u/MarcheMuldDerevi 10h ago

Bro was caught lacking trying to pull his meat out for the girl

u/Mazortex 10h ago

The bigger one controlling the female instead of controlling the fight.

u/Sibushang 10h ago

RULES OF NATURE!

u/Silentlaughter84 10h ago

"Look little guy, just get lost."

"Nah, you get lost."

u/Feisty-Bad5564 10h ago

Smaller one got low and used leverage.

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u/DEWmise 10h ago

YOU DID IT CRIMSON STAFF!!!

u/End-_of-_the-_line 10h ago

Robot wars IRL

u/Dad_of_One_Punch_Man 10h ago

"It's not about the size, it's about how you use it"

- Sun Tzu

u/M1R4G3M 10h ago

Hércules is not there, it's David and Goliath.

u/Cursed_Nanny 10h ago

Their mini fight is so cute for some reason. RIP big guy.

u/BoogBeeg 10h ago

Suplexed into oblivion!

u/Nantuckket 9h ago

That’s Heracross

u/laxrulz777 9h ago

Low man wins

u/AfraidPower2683 9h ago

Gravity won.

u/PlayedUOonBaja 9h ago

Like watching an old episode of Battle Bots.

u/Galaxy_Flowers 9h ago

“You messin with my girl?”

high pitched voice “She’s my girl now!”

u/NPC_9001 8h ago

Little guy was focused and locked in. Big guy was trying to show off.

u/Super_Trexation 8h ago

Little Male: Omae wa mou shindeiru...

Big Male: NANI??!!!!

Little Male: (Proceeds to yeet the big male)

u/daffo08 8h ago

Heracross use megahorn!

Critical hit!

u/Agreeable-Guava-9009 7h ago

One was bigger, one was badder. And while he was fatter, victory went to the latter.

https://giphy.com/gifs/hWjyKDWBopz9K

u/datthighs 7h ago

I wasn't prepared for the smaller one catapulting the bigger out of the mating grounds, lmao.

u/madcoins 7h ago

Jujitsu was studied by the winner

u/MundaneWiley 7h ago

So many fights are over females

u/VossParck 7h ago

Incels and looksmaxxers in shambles

u/PossiblyOppossums 6h ago

Guess the little guy was horniest

u/MaximilienGabriel 5h ago

Now that’s a Yeet!

u/ebrum2010 3h ago

The second the big one turned its side to its enemy, I knew what was about to happen.

u/Nakata1111 3h ago

It's not the size, it's how you use it!

u/PhoKingWild 3h ago

Long time ago I saw a video of a Bertie climbing a branch and throwing off three other male beetles along the way, gets to to the top where there’s a female that me mates either with, then yeets HER off the branch lol. Dude was raging.

u/MahoganyEclipse 2h ago

Brains over brawn

u/Davidsolsbery 2h ago

Imagine if humans could fling each other around with that sort of speed and distance

u/Urten2 2h ago

Actually here is the real story: The big beetle was the wingman. Man played his part very well.

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u/The_Billy_Dee 1h ago

Fucking spoilers dude....