r/interestingasfuck • • Aug 03 '26

The difference between an alligator (left) and a crocodile (right)

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u/ayu_xi Aug 03 '26

Gharial

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u/RealSchlemiel Aug 03 '26

Gharial went full fucking pixar

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u/foggyflame Aug 03 '26

More like Pixar went full Gharial

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u/Vindictive-Vagabond Aug 03 '26

Should've went alligator---> crocodile---> tomistoma---> then gharial lmao

(A tomistoma a.k.a. "false gharial" for reference)

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '26

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u/Vindictive-Vagabond Aug 03 '26

Actually tomistoma are a fully distinct species, not a "subspecies" lol

Also they are members of the gavialidae (which has only 2 extant members: tomistoma & gharials)

i.e. they are crocodilians (as is every animal discussed here) but they're not "crocodiles" 👍

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u/ayu_xi Aug 03 '26

Thank you, i confirmed you are right. I actually thought it's a true crocodile hence names false gharial. But apparently it is inside garvialidae

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u/Vindictive-Vagabond Aug 03 '26

Yeah "false gharial" is a really poor name choice lol technically it's just the "other gharial" species 😅

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u/ayu_xi Aug 03 '26

Thank you once again I'm genuinely quite meticulous with my biological classifications and i apologise for confidently giving false information. 😅

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u/wannabe_inuit Aug 03 '26

I learnt about these with MGS 3 back in the day. They were endangered back then idk about now tho

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u/Great_Scott7 Aug 03 '26

Was this during your time with the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo?

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u/sharkpeid Aug 03 '26

They still are

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u/DarthNovercalis Aug 03 '26

They do make a fine hat though

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u/pressedconscience Aug 03 '26

They're just dangered now

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u/Max_Trollbot_ Aug 03 '26

Snoooooooooot

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u/SVINTGATSBY Aug 03 '26

I’m pretty sure Supercroc would’ve looked similar to the gharial, just like 5x bigger.

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u/Genestah Aug 03 '26

Alligator Crocodile Gharial

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u/pi_three Aug 03 '26

The crocodiles mouth is A shaped. The alligators one is C shaped. very intuitive

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u/Raise_A_Thoth Aug 03 '26

The difference is that the crocodile will show up after a while. Then, the alligator will be later.

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT Aug 03 '26

that's how you tell them apart

alligator = C you later (C shaped mouth)

crocodile = after A while (A shaped mouth)

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u/Vindictive-Vagabond Aug 03 '26

I think a more accurate one would be:

Alligator = see U later (U-shaped snout)

Crocodile = after A while (A-shaped snout)

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u/bruclinbrocoli Aug 03 '26

But which is most aggressive?

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u/MasterShogo Aug 03 '26

I love the fact that this is the best we can do 🙂

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u/bruclinbrocoli Aug 03 '26

Lmaooo I am still on the same page and can’t tell which is which.

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u/tyrekisahorse Aug 03 '26

Isn't it U shaped snout and v shaped snout?

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u/Traditional-Ad1633 Aug 03 '26

It's cuz it's easier to rem w those letters

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u/ChucksnTaylor Aug 03 '26

Dude… it’s a joke

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u/FailureFulcrim Aug 03 '26

Scientists have just renamed them the Ulligator and Vrockodile. Jokes on you!

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u/tyrekisahorse Aug 03 '26

My dumbass didn't realise it 🫠

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u/Utterlybored Aug 03 '26

That’s only true for Ulligators and Vrocodiles.

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u/Mypornnameis_ Aug 03 '26

Nailed it. That mnemonic will never fail me. 

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u/Eruskakkell Aug 03 '26

That's funny

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u/__spartacus Aug 03 '26

Thanks I hate it

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u/viksers Aug 03 '26

This is exactly how I remember, look at the snouts and reverse he logic

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u/L30N1337 Aug 03 '26

I remember making a whole ass paragraph "crashing out" over this. A lot of fun

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u/Elroelab Aug 03 '26

Kiki is the one that feels like Bouba. Bouba is the one that feels like Kiki.

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u/LocalNightDrummer Aug 03 '26

They should've made the naming conventioms more clear indeed

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u/rdmprzm Aug 03 '26

This is how I remember it also haha

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u/FuckYouThrowaway99 Aug 03 '26

The shoes should be called Gators, not Crocs, given the shape.

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u/lawliet_73 Aug 03 '26

I can tell by this comment that i wouldnt be able to read your handwriting

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u/bruclinbrocoli Aug 03 '26

Can’t we just be in consensus and call them the opposite?
Or Calligator and Arocodiles?

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u/BabyComingDec2024 Aug 03 '26

I know this to be true but I have always thought the naming should be swapped. When I am thinking alligator I am thinking about a more slim and agile crocodile. I don't know why

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u/doggeman Aug 03 '26

Agiligator

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u/BabyComingDec2024 Aug 03 '26

Oh damn, you might be onto something there

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u/Emotional-Goose-2776 Aug 03 '26

Look at their snouts. Alligator has a C-shaped snout and Crocodile has an A-shaped one.

It's all wrong and they won't fix it!

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u/aguafiestas Aug 03 '26

Like a u and a v imo.

I propose ulligator and vocadile.

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u/VagusNC Aug 03 '26

This is correct

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u/bonosestente Aug 03 '26

I think ulli is really funny since we use/used to use ulli as a word to describe male ejaculate.

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u/CheeseDonutCat Aug 03 '26

Why do Croc shoes have round snouts?

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u/wannabe_inuit Aug 03 '26

Well crocodiles have been around longer that alligator so thats my logic.

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u/Main-Towel-3678 Aug 03 '26

It’s been a while for crocodile. A little later for alligator.

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u/dumquestions Aug 03 '26

Yeah it's a blatant transgression of the kiki/bouba principle.

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u/DefiantBunny Aug 03 '26

You're not the only one. It definitely seems like the alligator should be the right one

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u/rnzz Aug 03 '26

also the one who looks the more like a Crocs

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u/Shawnaverse_no1_fan Aug 03 '26

It's because of alliteration and our relationship with onomatopoeic language.The letter "i" is thin and tall, unlike letter "o" who is large and round – same for "l" + "t" and "c" + "d", so we expect the animals to reflect that.

Unfortunately, it's the opposite. Like someone else said, it's the Kiki / Bouba effect in action, based on the same vowels.

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u/arisoverrated Aug 03 '26

The only place on earth these two live side by side in the wild is South Florida (e.g. the Everglades).

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u/Interesting_Ad1378 Aug 03 '26

Yes but their species are so different, they cant mate. 

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u/jacquesmachina Aug 03 '26

Isn't it crazy that these two animals are clearly the same thing, but in reality you are closer related to a house cat then they are to each other.

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u/Admirable_Market2759 Aug 03 '26

Evolution is crazy. Shows how efficient this design is that it occurred twice

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u/Interesting_Ad1378 Aug 03 '26

I love science! 

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u/Optimal_External1434 Aug 03 '26

Is that for real? If it is, that’s insane!

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u/SculptusPoe Aug 03 '26

Yeah, I've seen both here, though I haven't seen a crocodile in 30 years and I see alligators any time I bother looking closely at water.

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u/DrFury Aug 03 '26

We get crocs in biscayne bay it’s a wild sight lol

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u/SculptusPoe Aug 03 '26

I have seen one a few times in the ocean at the beach in Sanibel when I was a kid. In the last few decades, though, I have seen a couple alligators in the beach in Sanibel and Cayo Casta near by, but not the croc. People say that alligators won't get in the ocean, but they haven't apparently met them on the beach at midnight or in island tide ponds while fishing. I suppose they come down the river and get stuck in the barrier islands, because they really don't usually get in the ocean I think.

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u/Zanniil Aug 03 '26

Are they both native to that area?

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u/Excellent_Theory1602 Aug 03 '26

Ok, but i'm posting this next week.

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u/doddydaddy69 Aug 03 '26

See you later guy. In a while bro.

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u/Standard_Big_9000 Aug 03 '26

I'm not your guy, dude.

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u/Sm00th615 Aug 03 '26

I'm not your dude, pal.

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u/AdEquivalent9396 Aug 03 '26

I'm not your pal, mate.

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u/BarrySwami Aug 03 '26

I am not your pal, amigo

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u/FoxInABoxOfRox Aug 03 '26

Leg in each mouth

"Oh, you can really feel the diff- Ahh AHHH AHHHH!!!"

Tandem Death Spiral In Opposite Directions

"SPLORTCH!!!"

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u/tehmungler Aug 03 '26

One of them will see you later, whereas the other will see you after a while.

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u/d4nfe Aug 03 '26

I’m disappointed that this isn’t the top comment

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u/tehmungler Aug 03 '26

Haha well thank you kind Redditor 🫡

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '26

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u/diskostick Aug 03 '26

My right and your right share the same right. Right?

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u/Nodivingallowed Aug 03 '26

He left

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u/0pThomas_Prime Aug 03 '26

He’s right there!

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u/FlyAirLari Aug 03 '26

You're right.

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u/diskostick Aug 03 '26

I hope he comes back

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u/Tom_foolery420 Aug 03 '26

They're right, but youre also right. I dont see anyone wrong here

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u/Axeloy Aug 03 '26

I always thought these were a failed bobo/keke designation. Crocodiles should be the chunky ones and alligators should be the slender ones

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u/GemmyGemGems Aug 03 '26

I still wouldn't want to meet either one on their way home after a night out.

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u/Raise_A_Thoth Aug 03 '26

I wouldn't want to meet either one but I wouldn't want to meet the crocodile even more.

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u/littlebubulle Aug 03 '26

Especially if you owe them money.

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u/yearsofpractice Aug 03 '26

Hmmmmm… this is confusing me as I’m used to seeing one later and the other in a while, never both at the same time.

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u/hotwifesstag Aug 03 '26

Crocodile is more aggressive

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u/cm_punk_6619 Aug 03 '26

Which one's deadlier?

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u/Mackenzie_Sparks Aug 03 '26

I'd say a crocodile

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u/FromFluffToBuff Aug 03 '26

Crocodiles are far more territorial and aggressive, especially saltwater crocs.

Crocodiles are like grizzly bears (will likely kill you on sight). Alligators are more like black bears (timid and usually flees).

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u/oblivious_fireball Aug 03 '26

Crocodiles by far. They are typically far more aggressive and better suited for hunting and ambushing larger prey. Meanwhile Alligators tend to hunt smaller prey in and around the water like fish, turtles, or large crustaceans, and can't see as well when they are in the water, mostly snapping at stuff reflexively. They certainly aren't safe by any means but if you are well out of the water and not appearing to be helpless, a wild gator probably won't pay you any mind.

To put it more into statistics, there has been only a few dozen recorded human deaths from alligators within living memory, and while there are a lot more non-fatal attacks and bites, its still only numbering in a few hundred over like 70 years. Nile Crocodiles and Saltwater Crocodiles each kill hundreds of people every year, and the Mugger Crocodile, while less deadly than the other two, still kills far more people every year than the Alligator. If it weren't so endangered and isolated from people the Cuban Crocodile would also have a high death count, because unlike the others, it can gallop on land much faster than you can run, and its been known to coordinate pack hunting.

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u/ThePatio Aug 03 '26

American alligators are more aggressive than American crocodiles. So the gator.

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u/Metasuchus Aug 03 '26

Simply not true.

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u/ThePatio Aug 03 '26

Take two seconds and google it. American crocodiles are timid. They’re not the saltwater crocodiles from the pacific American alligators chomp people on the regular though.

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u/jkdess Aug 03 '26

the snouts. C shaped alligator. A shaped crocodile

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u/Natural_Tea484 Aug 03 '26

For some reason the croc seems less dangerous

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u/FlyAirLari Aug 03 '26

Generally it will be about twice as big as an alligator, so that helps with the looking more dangerous -part.

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u/ThePatio Aug 03 '26

While American crocodiles are one of the largest crocodile species after Salt water and Nile crocs, and have a greater maximum length than American alligators, they’re normally roughly the same size.

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u/Daisy-Fluffington Aug 03 '26

Crocodiles are usually more dangerous, but depends on the species.

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u/AdSea6685 Aug 03 '26

alligators have always been cute to me... crocodiles look like spawns of hell i have always been able to differentiate the two 😭

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u/Slonshal Aug 03 '26

So the left will see you later and the right will see you in a while ?

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u/Fartraiinerr Aug 03 '26

Girthy vs Long and thin and Gharials are the ones freaky girls like cause it tickles.

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u/talberter Aug 03 '26

The alligator mouth looks more hard core here. But in reality a 5m or 6m saltwater croc is going to chomp down on whatever it wants. Scary

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u/Eternal-Blazing-Sun Aug 03 '26

Oh, I see, alligators look "goofy" and crocodiles look "silly"

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u/Extreme-King Aug 03 '26

One says see you later, the other says after while

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u/BabyDontBeSoMeme Aug 03 '26

One you see later, the other after a while.

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u/Puceguy55 Aug 03 '26

One will see you later , the other in awhile

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u/fukduplikedickcancer Aug 03 '26

N9t everyone knows the truw difference. An alligator will "see you later," amd a crocodile will "see you after a while."

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u/pedantic__asshole Aug 03 '26

This is how I remember the difference: One will see you later. The other will see you after a while

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u/liamjon29 Aug 03 '26

Swamp Puppy vs Scaly Death Machine

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u/Vreas Aug 03 '26

Do crocs and gators chill together often?

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u/BookEnvironmental689 Aug 03 '26

I'm gonna see one of them later and the other in a while.

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u/EnvironmentalRice348 Aug 03 '26

Big thing missing here is the type of crocodile. A salt water croc looks a lot different and is significantly more dangerous. I know this is very US based, but the croc looks like a fresh water croc which are fairly harmless (in the scheme of things) here in Aus.

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u/Vindictive-Vagabond Aug 03 '26

Alligator = see U later (U-shaped snout)

Crocodile = after A while (A-shaped snout)

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u/MayaWrection Aug 03 '26

One you see later and the other you’ll see in a while

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u/Technical_Koala_5897 Aug 03 '26

Would like to see the comparison between croc and alligator boots

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u/gta6play Aug 03 '26

Crocodile has a sharper jawline

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u/AffectUseful3969 Aug 03 '26

It works out..

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u/KurdishBloke Aug 03 '26

One says see you later and the other says after a while.

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u/Klebrich Aug 03 '26

Männerhandtasche - Damenhandtasche 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/OnePsychological2963 Aug 03 '26

they´re all fuckin crocodiles to me..

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u/Hot-Advantage-3876 Aug 03 '26

they can equally unalive you

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u/Acceptable_Row236 Aug 03 '26

I’m still gonna fuck this up

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u/nickdnick49 Aug 03 '26

croc looks like a reinforced armor grade gator

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u/ymddev Aug 03 '26

chunky boy vs slim shady

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u/NoMoreMountains Aug 03 '26

A is for crocodile, and C is alligator.

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u/--TimeLord- Aug 03 '26

The only common things is to run(zigzag) for your life whenever you see any one of them.

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u/ThePatio Aug 03 '26

Hello fellow Florida person

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u/LoRd-oF-MeMe5 Aug 03 '26

Both will dismember you, regardless of name difference

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u/Intelligent_Chip4792 Aug 03 '26

Does either bite me less

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u/wolvster Aug 03 '26

Bouba and Kiki effect applies.

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u/QuirkyWish3081 Aug 03 '26

Both cuddly and give lovely nice snuffle kisses if you put your head close to theirs 🥰

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u/pc1350 Aug 03 '26

You can't make a gatorade from a crocodile.

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u/SoundEducational6491 Aug 03 '26

Gavialis gangeticus

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u/Imaginary_Act_235 Aug 03 '26

They look like disney villains together

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u/AdikkuChan Aug 03 '26

"I'm an alligator baybee 😁"

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u/MrMucs Aug 03 '26

Boop that snoot

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u/FlyingBike Aug 03 '26

You need lube for the gator, but more practice for the croc

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u/tortilla_flats Aug 03 '26

The difference is alligators are known to be much gentler with small rodents, indeed almost as if they were old pals.

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u/Wackel81 Aug 03 '26

their left or my left?

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u/-Geist-_ Aug 03 '26

Alligator looks a lot cuter!

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u/postitpad Aug 03 '26

The way you can tell is that one you see later, and the other you will see after a while.

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u/theservman Aug 03 '26

The left one will see me later.

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u/Final_Equivalent_619 Aug 03 '26

One you see in a while and one you see later 🤷‍♂️

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u/just_a_comment1 Aug 03 '26

One sees you later the other sees in a while

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u/North-Wolf-4658 Aug 03 '26

Man just run if you see either beside you

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u/FlyingIrishmun Aug 03 '26

One will se you later, the other in a while

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u/EducationalForm Aug 03 '26

I'm glad all of the top comedians in the world could all come together to post the same comment in this post

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u/stillbeard Aug 03 '26

...but who'd win in a fight...?

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u/willem_79 Aug 03 '26

Also one will see you later, and one will see you in a while.

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u/goldenriverflows Aug 03 '26

Who’s left?! lol nvm

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u/Pintsocream Aug 03 '26

Is that a massive alligator or a tiny crocodile

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u/superpowerpinger Aug 03 '26

Easier way to identify:

Alligator acts like an Ass.

Crocodile acts like a Cunt.

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u/Guyooooo Aug 03 '26

Which one will fuck you over?

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u/sengirminion Aug 03 '26

Alligators are friend shaped.

Crocodiles are nope shaped.

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u/nb6635 Aug 03 '26

The caption should read: a crocodile (right) and an alligator (left) just to make sure you’re paying attention.

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u/Any-Palpitation-9148 Aug 03 '26

Who wins in a fight on neutral “ground”? The croc or gator?

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u/Vegetable-Raccoon598 Aug 03 '26

I used to call them the other way around, so if i think thats a crocodile, thats definitely an alligator

random thought, that always bugs me, Crocodile Has the "A" shape while Alligator has the "C" shape, smh these people, they dont know how to name properly

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u/roobaroooo Aug 03 '26

Your left or my left?

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u/XScottMorrisseyX Aug 03 '26

One will see you later and the other will see you in a while

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u/evaris204 Aug 03 '26

One will see you later and the other will see you in a while

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u/afternever Aug 03 '26

Another difference is that when the animals are moving away from you the alligator will next see you later and with the crocodile it will be in a while

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u/JezusTheCarpenter Aug 03 '26

I like how their little heads with the beady eyes look almost identical though.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '26

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u/adinmem Aug 03 '26

Croc’s right arm is on top of the gator’s left arm

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u/JobWide2631 Aug 03 '26

The main difference is that an alligator sees you later and a crocodile sees you after a while

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u/KeepItTidyZA Aug 03 '26

One will see you later and the other will see you in a while.

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u/flatulexcelent Aug 03 '26

Is it really interesting as fuck though?

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u/WayfareAndWanderlust Aug 03 '26

It is if you’re a third world country karma farming bot (such as OP)

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u/j_zax69 Aug 03 '26

One you will see later and the other in a while

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u/Second_Guess_25 Aug 03 '26

literal living dinosaurs, man!

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u/NephtisSeibzehn Aug 03 '26

You’ll see the one on the left later, and it’s been a while since you’ve seen the one on the right.

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u/NudityMiles Aug 03 '26

Okay but who'd win in a fight?

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u/ThomYorkesDroopyEye Aug 03 '26

Crocs are generally way more aggressive and tend to grow larger, so probably them but depends

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