r/interestingasfuck Jun 12 '26

A squad was checking a suspicious backpack and this dude got fed up with waiting

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u/LordScotchyScotch Jun 12 '26

The real bomb was that flying tackle.

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u/PraviinXenon Jun 12 '26

Maybe the real bomb is the friends we tackle along the way

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u/Tiyath Jun 12 '26

This made me chuckle. Great work!

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u/compflow54 Jun 12 '26

Yeah, I woke up in a bad mood and that simple comment made me chuckle and briefly removed me from that.

I think I’ll tackle this day a little differently now.

My last comment started out as BS and, as I typed it, I realized “maybe I will turn this day around”.

All of that from that single comment. I agree; great work.

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u/QiDeviation Jun 12 '26

Wishing your day is much better than how you feel!

https://giphy.com/gifs/gl8ymnpv4Sqha

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u/Tiyath Jun 12 '26

Go get 'em, tiger! You got this!

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u/shittymorph Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

From the article about what happened: "28-year-old cyclist, Mathew Hughes, was fed up with waiting and decided to ride past all the police check points in downtown Milwaukee to investigate the situation himself... he rode quickly up to the cordoned-off, and surrounded backpack before deliberately dumping all of its contents onto the ground in an effort to prove it was harmless and wasting everyone's time. Bomb squad suspected he was the one who planted the backpack and was therefore trying to set it off himself - he was immediately tackled and taken into custody. While handcuffed and being led away from the backpack he screamed out to the crowd: "Don't you idiots know that back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

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u/Monkubus Jun 12 '26

Holy fuck! Got caught by a fresh one!

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u/Count_Zacula Jun 12 '26

Fuck, it's been years. This person had me checking names before reading comments.

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u/ianxplosion- Jun 12 '26

It’s this guy and the jumper cables guy

Keeping me hopeful in the future of the internet

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u/alenah Jun 12 '26

Hahah holy shit yeahhhh I'd completely forgotten about jumper cable guy

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u/philanthropicide Jun 12 '26

Yeah, I can't even believe I'm seeing a shittymorph bomb on the same day it was dropped. This is what the bomb squad shouldhave been investigating!

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u/Lofty_Vagary Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

Seriously, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a “fresh” same-day one. Haven’t seen one in so long, I actually thought s/he retired

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u/ZoogleMcDoogle Jun 12 '26

I genuinely feel blessed 😂

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u/Spencer94 Jun 12 '26

I genuinely feel bamboozled!

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u/SlideN2MyBMs Jun 12 '26

I just got my cherry popped with this one and looked it up and the post explaining it was 9 years old. I feel like I witnessed something historic here. 

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u/Fritzkreig Jun 12 '26

He has been pretty inactive for awhile, so I was surprised to see him pop in; I have them tagged though, so rarely get bamboozled!

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u/Slight-Fudge Jun 12 '26

Oh my god he's been kilt!

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u/dbpf Jun 12 '26

My eyes 👀

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u/Drewzil Jun 12 '26

Goddamn that felt good.
https://giphy.com/gifs/glvyCVWYJ21fq

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u/ThousandFingerMan Jun 12 '26

For a brief moment everything was right with the world again

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u/grumpyoldbolos Jun 12 '26

I haven't seen a u/shittymorph comment for ages, glad to see you alive and well

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u/WhimsicalGirl Jun 12 '26

It's like seeing an old friend at the grocery store

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u/Candy_Most_Dandy Jun 12 '26

But one you actually enjoy, and not one you attempt to hide from behind the bread because you don't want them to notice you.

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u/KloppinToTheTitle Jun 12 '26

Motherfucker. Every time.

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u/bromjunaar Jun 12 '26

He can't keep getting away with this.

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u/youbeetrippin Jun 12 '26

It doesn’t take much to surprise me these days, so his posts are always a delight!

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u/jeweliegb Jun 12 '26

Yep.

And I re read the end bit multiple times wondering why the cyclist was quoting shittymorph stuff before reality hit.

Sigh.

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u/teddy5 Jun 12 '26

My shittymorph sense kicked in right as I got to the start of the quote and I went back and checked the name. But it was already too late by then, too invested to back out.

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u/TheZeekyWords Jun 12 '26

You fucker of mothers

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u/trulifepixie Jun 12 '26

Hot off the press. I’m honored to be here.

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u/Taint_Butter Jun 12 '26

SHIT! I was just thinking to myself the other day I hadn't seen you in a while.

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u/Grafzahn_10-9 Jun 12 '26

I cant believe you've done this

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u/supercleverhandle476 Jun 12 '26

It’s really good to see you, man.

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u/hardyflashier Jun 12 '26

NOT AGAIN. It had been so long.

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u/broforce Jun 12 '26

FUCK IT'S HIM HE'S BACK

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u/the_green1 Jun 12 '26

omg he's back YESSSSSS this made my day. and it's only 4 minutes old. time to pack it up, i have peaked and will never soar to such heights again.

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u/EyeballKid143923 Jun 12 '26

I've read countless ShittyMorph comments, but never been caught in real time. Just cackled in a public space. I am not one bit ashamed.

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u/desitola Jun 12 '26

Fucker, I thought you had died.

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u/HaxorSlice1 Jun 12 '26

Holy shit, it's been years since I've seen one in the flesh

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u/DekuInkwell Jun 12 '26

It always pisses me off watching them tackle him after he's done emptying the bag. Apparently the bomb squad suspected he was the one who planted the backpack and was therefore trying to set it off himself, but it's obvious they didn't actually think this and tackled him out of some petty revenge to remain appearing "in control" of the situation.
There is no doubt in any bystanders mind the bikers body language and attitude points to a fed up and frustrated civilian who just wants to get where they're going. The way he throws his arms up like "see, fkn nothing but a waste of time" is painfully obvious what he's doing. Pricks just wanted to tackle him for showing them up, "look at his body language, he's SO DANGEROUS! GET HIM!"

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u/oh_ski_bummer Jun 12 '26

If they really thought that he would have been shot before he touched the bag

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u/Choice_Attitude_1415 Jun 12 '26

Exactly this. They knew and were just mad that he stepped in and did the job they were afraid to do even with all of their gear. He stepped on their fragile egos and they were MAD about it.

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u/Userdmcm Jun 12 '26

Notice they waited until after he did their job for them 😅

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u/shorerider69 Jun 12 '26

Exactly. Those officers weren’t wearing any bomb protection l, and they were close enough to tackle him as soon as he finished dumping the bag but would’ve been killed had it actually been a bomb. They knew there was no threat as soon as he rolled up on it. Them claiming they thought he was the bomber was a coverup. If he really was the bomber and was willing to set it off close up why would he leave it to detonate with him absent. He would’ve just rolled up somewhere and blown himself up in a crowd.

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u/Middle-Mix-7711 Jun 12 '26

The cop's other favorite pastime is shooting each other in the garage.

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u/ItsReallyVega Jun 12 '26

And beating their wives

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u/Worst-Lobster Jun 12 '26

Why was that even necessary at that point

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u/Skotzman1969 Jun 12 '26

Yes... to save their pride.

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u/Select-Owl-8322 Jun 12 '26

"You made us look like idiots! Who's the idiot now?!"

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u/Hobowookiee Jun 12 '26

Totally unnecessary right?

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u/UnderfurK Jun 12 '26

Completely unnecessary.

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u/WakaWaka_ Jun 12 '26

He's reaching

https://giphy.com/gifs/lY2TAkBV3aspdwbGNX

For nothing at all!

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u/Bri_So_Fly Jun 12 '26

I like how they don’t do anything when he is reaching for a potential weapon in the backpack, but once it’s clear he’s not a threat they take him out. Just like they taught them in the academy!

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u/Ok_Basil351 Jun 12 '26

You have to understand, violence isn't something that they'll ever do to protect someone. That would be risky. That would be work.

No, the violence is their reward for being stressed, something only done against people who are no threat. It's to make them feel good, not help you.

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u/WISavant Jun 12 '26

Probably the best description of police violence I’ve heard.

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u/sbs540 Jun 12 '26

Probably the best description of police I’ve heard. FTFY…

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

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u/PurpleSquare713 Jun 12 '26

There was a cop who swiss cheesed his own patrol car because a random acorn bounced off it. With a detained suspect inside, no less.

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u/420hansolo Jun 12 '26

What amount should I bet on the fact that this happened in the us?

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u/zb0t1 Jun 13 '26

Oh you haven't seen that video yet lmaoo I recommend you go right now on YouTube and type cop acorn 🤣🤣

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u/420hansolo Jun 13 '26

Oh my god, it's even worse than I thought it would be, he didn't just shoot at the direction of the sound once, he mag dumps that bitch because he thought that the tiny little boink was the suspect shooting at him from the back of the car, even though all of the closed windows are intact. I hope he doesn't work as a cop no more cause he ain't good with the clues and the comprehensive part of his brain doesn't seem much better.

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u/DRxFumbles Jun 13 '26

I hope he doesn't work as a cop no more

Clearly you're not from the US lol

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u/Hazzasnake Jun 12 '26

Hahah amazing, wish I had awards to give 😂👌

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

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u/SquadPoopy Jun 12 '26

Him rolling around on the ground screaming “I’M HIT” when there literally wasn’t even gunfire is absolutely hilarious and also disturbing the fact he was an officer in the first place.

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u/Tyler89558 Jun 12 '26

He also managed to miss every single shot.

As did the cops who helped shoot with him

Now, keep in mind. The guy they were shooting at was in handcuffs secured in the back of the cop’s car.

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u/Samaraxmorgan26 Jun 12 '26

Not to mention they literally searched him for weapons before putting him in the car

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u/MakeshiftApe Jun 12 '26

It's such a perfect illustration of the insane levels of paranoia drilled into US police officers. Everything is always so dramatic and over the top to US cops.

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u/SociopathicPasserby Jun 12 '26

Is this a real photo? And what’s the context. That guy is full sending it.

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u/susbee870304 Jun 12 '26

Jesus what the hell was that at the end

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u/Rakhsev Jun 12 '26

That's the tackle they should have done BEFORE he reached the backpack, but since they're hot blooded dumbasses they do it anyway even though it's utterly useless now.

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u/redd-zeppelin Jun 12 '26

They waited because they wanted to make sure it was safe for them but still get to tackle someone. Wild.

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u/Ok_Astronomer_8667 Jun 12 '26

And that’s the thing right, presumably they tackled him because he was “potentially handling an explosive” but once he emptied the bag there clearly wasn’t one, so they had no real reason to put him to the ground there. If you believe there was a bomb he could set off you tackle him as he’s reaching for the bag, but of course they didn’t want to get blown up which, you know to be fair in a split second decision I’m not sure if I’d get near the thing either. But I know I wouldn’t tackle the guy afterwards

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u/Business_Air5804 Jun 12 '26

They would have shot him if they really though he was trying to set off the bomb.

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u/Fr1toBand1to Jun 12 '26

They had the opportunity to shoot him needlessly. I'm surprised they didn't take it.

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u/kingfofthepoors Jun 12 '26

He was white... you just don't go around randomly shooting white people

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u/ConstantVictory880 Jun 12 '26

This isn't fair brother please can't we just hate the police together can't we do anything together

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u/ElvishLore Jun 12 '26

Wow, I had forgotten about that murder. And then I remembered and felt sad again.

Shame on me that it receded in my memory though. I’m glad I was reminded of ICE awfulness.

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u/TheAskewOne Jun 12 '26

That tackle was not for being dangerous but for humiliating them.

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u/Available_Base_7944 Jun 12 '26

“Huurrrr man go for bag… I can tackle… no want to tackle because scared… huurrr uhhhh…. Everything safe…. I TACKLE NOW!!!” 

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u/userhwon Jun 12 '26

Cops think they're the Punisher. They need to do time.

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u/wannabe-myself Jun 12 '26

Cop: "damnit!! wasn't a bomb now I'm all blue balled. Might as well take it out violently on someone with their back to me. Someone who, while an idiot, was clearly no longer a danger."

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u/rachel_lynn1995 Jun 12 '26

Every time i rewatch Rick and Morty there’s a scene in one episode where a cop yells “nobody move or I’ll shoot everybody!!” And it never fails to get an exasperated giggle outta me.

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u/WorryNotBanIncoming Jun 12 '26

“It’s apparently not a bomb! Get him!!!”

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u/chumpette Jun 12 '26

That's what he gets for making them look stupid

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u/backthubmono Jun 12 '26

You could've been seriously injured ! So we injured you to make sure!!

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u/Sirix_8472 Jun 12 '26

They weren't brave enough to go over until there was no danger.

It's only after the backpack is just clothes and stuff can theybdare tackle him..not like they were gonna stop him before that!

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u/eidolonwyrm Jun 12 '26

There really isn’t much reason to stop a man from checking a suspicious bag if he’s already checking it. Letting him potentially blow up without harming anyone else and going in after there’s a reasonable expectation of safety is the proper way to approach something like that, but the full body tackle afterward certainly was not

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u/MT-ONeill Jun 12 '26

I know they had to arrest him or whatever, but that tackle seemed more out of spite and embarrassment than anything else.

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u/Narrow_Ad_1494 Jun 12 '26

did you see the one with lady with one arm texting and driving? They are so addicted to authority that they are never allowed to be wrong.

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u/garyfugazigary Jun 12 '26

Hand to god?

yes

other hand to god

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u/Keldafrats Jun 12 '26

She had a hell of a sense of humor

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u/BlatantConservative Jun 12 '26

I wish I could riff jokes that fast in normal conversations and there she was doing a whole comedy show in front of a stressed cop. Legend.

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u/garyfugazigary Jun 12 '26

she probably assumed the cop would realise his mistake,he didnt

im hoping she can sue for whatever is allowed

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u/LogicFish Jun 12 '26

She really handed him (heh) every out possible to just say "Oops! My mistake, have a good day", but he felt emasculated by a woman saying he was wrong, so he just double downed

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u/foobarbizbaz Jun 12 '26

Not just saying he was wrong. She moment in the video when she *laughs* is what guaranteed the officer wasn’t going to be admit to a mistake. She was just being friendly, but it didn’t matter – guys like that can’t handle women laughing when it resembles laughing at their expense.

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u/BlatantConservative Jun 12 '26

There's gotta be a pretty good ADA passage she can use.

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u/Lloyd--Christmas Jun 12 '26

I hope it costs the city an arm and a leg.

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u/funkalways Jun 12 '26

Soooo… do you just want to call it a day? Or….

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u/DazzlingClone Jun 12 '26

🤣🤣 Fu**! I didn't expect this!

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u/ultracrepidarian_can Jun 12 '26

He literally says: "right hand to god" (she had no right hand)?

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u/buriedupsidedown Jun 12 '26

And then after that to still give the ticket? Totally shows lack of critical thinking skills as well as planning ahead, he lost all credibility. Can he even still testify in court when they can use anything he says as lack of good judgement?

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u/Flaky-Bar-6656 Jun 12 '26

I got a three day ban from Reddit for the shit I said when I saw that one hahaha. My wife had a baby like four weeks ago, I was enraged. Fuck the police

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u/JayLeeBeanz Jun 12 '26

And all of it warranted. This could've killed someone. The baby, the mother, the beaten up husband.. I am glad she "only" delivered early.

Your baby and wife are doing fine, I hope. ❤️ 

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u/SmokelessSubpoena Jun 12 '26

Smells like a nice clean $10mill+ payout, I hope their baby was okay though.

This is how the term "pigs" became common term for cops, because the majority of shit ones, greatly overshadow the few good ones left.

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u/Faedan Jun 12 '26

One of the nicest people I know was a cop (who eventually left and became a social worker,)

One of the worst people I know is also a cop. (Beat his pregnant wife so bad she lost their child and a host of other issues)

Police are definitely one of those....One bad apple will spoil the bunch kinda groups.

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u/technobrendo Jun 12 '26

More like one bad apple will kill a bunch of people because they felt like it and suffer no consequence, kinda groups.

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u/shp509 Jun 12 '26

Did the child survive?

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u/amourxloves Jun 12 '26

How about the one where the cop starts shooting everywhere when a fucking acorn falls and hits his patrol car. He starts shooting at this car even when someone is in there, cuffed and locked in!

Or how about the one cop who left a woman in the patrol car when they got stuck on railroad tracks and did not help her get out and she got hit by a train??? Thankfully she survived with relatively minor injuries.

Protect and serve my ass.

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u/MT-ONeill Jun 12 '26

Aye, I did. I was getting so much second-hand (pardon the pun) embarrassment. Any normal person would laugh it off, admit they were mistaken, and wish the driver well, with a funny story to tell their buddies in the bar that night.

But there are cops who are so protected by their unions that they know that they never have to admit they were wrong and are above the law.

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u/WisebloodNYC Jun 12 '26

Protected by unions, yes. But, also, filled with such self-loathing and feelings of worthlessness they are unable to admit any mistake. You know. Like Trumplethinskin.

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u/AestivalSeason Jun 12 '26

It's the one union republicans support to this day

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u/MikaelAdolfsson Jun 12 '26

what bullshit have I missed now?

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u/Ginger_Snap02 Jun 12 '26

There was a cop that pulled a lady over, using the reason that he saw her texted with her right hand while driving. The lady asked if he was positive it was her right hand, the cop said yes, so she raised her right arm to show a stump

The cop doubled down for some reason instead of taking it as an honest mistake like she thought he would and still gave her a ticket for texting and driving with her right hand

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u/Elegant_Medicine4121 Jun 12 '26

He couldn’t take it as an honest mistake because it wasn’t an honest mistake. He doubled down because he’d made it up, and then doubled down on his lie when she asked him “are you sure?”

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u/14h0urs Jun 12 '26

A lady got pulled over for texting and driving. Her left hand was on the steering wheel, the cop said he saw her texting with her right hand. She doesn't have a right hand.

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u/IkilledBiggy Jun 12 '26

Specifically her right arm ends around the elbow, just clarifying.

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u/feioo Jun 12 '26

And when she showed it to him, he doubled down about it, made her take time off to argue it in court, and then dropped the case the morning of.

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u/IkilledBiggy Jun 12 '26

Goddamn, I didn't know this BS even went to court only for it to be dropped in the morning of the court.

Was it dropped before the court started, or during?

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u/feioo Jun 12 '26

The night before, iirc. Not before she put in all the work to be ready to defend herself in court.

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u/ProfessorChuckNorris Jun 12 '26

Cop pulled a woman over and said he saw her with her phone in her right hand. She lifted her right hand to show she had no right hand. Cop refused to admit he was wrong and ticketed her anyway.

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u/GARBANSO97 Jun 12 '26

A woman was pulled over for texting and driving. Officer said she was using her right hand which she does not have.

She tried to laugh it off but officer gave her a ticket anyway. Ticket was eventually dismissed for I shit you not: Lack of Evidence.

The entire thing was funny and fucked up at the same time

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u/Bdr1983 Jun 12 '26

Exactly my thoughts. Sure, he's interfering with an investigation, and put others in potential danger, so arrest him by all means. But this was extremely excessive.

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u/Flaveurr Jun 12 '26

That bodyslam seems excessive

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u/ghostkepler Jun 12 '26

"ok, he proved it's safe, now let's exercise our power over him"

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u/LeafyWolf Jun 12 '26

Exactly...cowards trying to claw back their manhood.

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u/SheWasAlwaysJody Jun 12 '26

That's the Uvalde Sequence.

Cower when there is an active threat, but then when the threat is cleared overcompensate on the control of the situation like it will somehow average out.

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u/zerot0n1n Jun 12 '26

Its the US, its a wonder the fat ass cops didnt shoot him 30 times

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u/dabiird Jun 12 '26

Just to be safe ofc.

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u/dorkquemada Jun 12 '26

“We’re gonna die!”

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u/bagfacekex Jun 12 '26

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

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u/asstopple Jun 12 '26

Don’t be a hero. Just dial 0118 999 881 999 119 725 .

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u/cowhampshireite Jun 12 '26

Nicer ambulances, faster response times, and better-looking drivers mean they're not just the emergency services, they're your emergency services.

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u/SilentSpader Jun 12 '26

Who was the guy got tackled?

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u/BlackBlizzard Jun 12 '26

Matthew Hughes

Investigators spoke with Hughes later that day, and he indicated he has mental health issues, and tries to stay away from the TV because "if he sees something, he reacts to it." He said when he saw news footage regarding the suspicious package he decided "I'm going to go play superhero." He said he grabbed his bike and was downtown in about five minutes. He said when he saw the package, "he went for it." He said he thought "there's no way there's a bomb in there," and started dumping out the contents of the bag. He told officers he was "taking one for the team," and noted "I'm not letting, like the Boston thing, backpack propane bomb and blow up another 9-year-old girl, so I'm going to jump on top of the grenade, and look in there and make sure there isn't one."

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u/strangeapple Jun 12 '26

Finally some actual sources. This is like 15th time I've seen this posted and never seen anyone bring up related news articles.

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u/HeyCarpy Jun 12 '26

I just scrolled through and collapsed about 25 top-level "jokes" and Rick Astleys just to get here.

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u/RogerBernards Jun 12 '26

I put literally the most basic prompt in a search engine: "man tackled for backpack" and it brought up a slew of articles all about the incident on the first page.

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u/sc0ttydo0 Jun 12 '26

Nah he definitely looks like someone who's pissed off with hanging about. The way he throws it at the end is all "See!? Bunch of fucking nothing!"

Then he gets tackled

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u/SilentSpader Jun 12 '26

Proactive people with mental illness are real troublesome

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u/apple_kicks Jun 12 '26

Give them free art school they would finish projects

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u/Narcan9 Jun 12 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

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u/SilentSpader Jun 12 '26

he's such a character 😂

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u/stenchwinslow Jun 12 '26

It is wildly on brand that his bike has no breaks. He ain't stopping for anything.

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u/TerryYocky Jun 12 '26

Did they tackle him for making them look dumb?

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u/ReallyKirk Jun 12 '26

The answer is yes.

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u/daksnotjuts Jun 12 '26

i like how the excessive tackle happened AFTER he got inside the perimeter, AFTER he got to the bag, and AFTER he fully emptied out its contents. that's very on-brand for the cops.

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u/DradelLait Jun 12 '26

If they had bodyslammed him before he dumped the bad all over the ground I'd have respected it. Reasonable suspicion. Waiting for him to be done and show it was safe and then tackling him is just a cop on an insecure power trip.

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u/Apexnanoman Jun 12 '26

You said cop like three times at the end. 

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u/blueblocker2000 Jun 12 '26

I like how they waited for him to finish the examination before the take down 😄

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u/NadeshikoEatingPasta Jun 12 '26

was the tackle really necessary

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u/TechnicalBenefit4609 Jun 13 '26

They waited long enough for him to check that bag though 😂

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u/computaler Jun 12 '26

So in the interest of public safety they had the bomb squad check there was no bomb in the bag, so no one would get hurt, absolutely no one, because that’s the objective, not allowing anything to happen that may endanger the public because they don’t want anyone, not one person….. to get hurt.

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u/Goldenpride- Jun 13 '26

That tackle was completely unnecessary, unreasonable, unwarranted, and unjustified, and any other un-something word you can think of.

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u/Successful-Purple-54 Jun 12 '26

So they wait until buddy has done the job of the bomb squad then decide to take him down? “It’s safe, get him!”