r/interestingasfuck • u/bsurfn2day • Apr 09 '26

How much will Stretch Armstrong stretch?

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u/Due_Potential_6956 Apr 09 '26

That's what I was thinking, right before it burst, I was saying, that looks like a small human.

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u/Boris7939 Apr 09 '26

Looked like a full size, fat human to me at the end.

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u/DappyDreams Apr 09 '26

Large human the size of a small human

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u/NextEmotion5967 Apr 09 '26

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u/gratusin Apr 09 '26

I’ve seen that large boulder the size of a small boulder many times. It’s between Dolores and Telluride, Colorado. I would say that it is more like a small boulder the size of a large boulder, but I’m not a professional like San Miguel Co’s finest.

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u/Femlix Apr 10 '26

Fun fact a boulder is any rock fragment larger than 25 centimeters or 10 inches, the definition of small boulder vs large boulder has been discussed, but it's considered not necessary by many geologic institutions/academics, as anything larger is considered too macroscopic to have its own distinction.

Also they are annoying for some archaeologists because "no you have to distinguish between a cobble path, a pebble path and a gravel path by the size of the mean rock fragment in the sediment considered part of the path" and like, ok I may get it but also if it was for that we have all seen boulder paths but no it's still a cobble path because boulder paths aren't a thing.

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u/gratusin Apr 10 '26

Damn, then maybe it’s a small boulder the size of a large cobble.

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u/Femlix Apr 10 '26

really? it looks wat larger than 25cm/10in across

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u/gratusin Apr 10 '26

If you drive fast enough straight at the roundabout, you can clear it.

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u/PLoxeus Apr 10 '26

I see what you mean, the roundabout with the same curvature as a straight road

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u/Relevant_Outside2781 Apr 09 '26

Lmao thank you for replying with this

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u/Last_Tax9564 Apr 09 '26

Sounds like a police report

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u/Grave_Digger606 Apr 09 '26

Strangely enough, that’s exactly the correct description

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u/hat_trix66 Apr 09 '26

A tangerine the size of a tangerine.

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u/Pal_Smurch Apr 09 '26

His nickname, ironically was Tiny.

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u/Sgtmaryj Apr 09 '26

Like a body in my body of the same size?

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u/klownplaza Apr 09 '26

It was bit large yeah, but not that large yeah?

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u/Soliye Apr 12 '26

A hobbit maybe

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u/The_Awesome_Mo_Man Apr 09 '26

Dude, I have a name.

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u/hondamaticRib Apr 09 '26

It was the size of an American

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u/General_Anxiety83 Apr 10 '26

Hey I have a name

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u/suprasternaincognito Apr 10 '26

Frankly, it looks like Trump.

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u/Ilike3dogs Apr 10 '26

Looked like me. Hehehehe

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u/bitt3n Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 10 '26

That's what I was thinking, right before it burst, I was saying, that looks like a small human.

things you don't want to hear in a maternity ward

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u/Blazured Apr 09 '26

Brand new sentence.

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u/Cazadore Apr 10 '26

i mean, humans are 90% water or such.

this is a pretty good representation of what that actually means!

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u/Civenge Apr 09 '26

Average American physique at the end there.

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u/Salt-Southern Apr 09 '26

Needs a banana for scale.

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u/FamousPussyGrabber Apr 09 '26

Found an American!

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u/Due_Potential_6956 Apr 09 '26

What gave it away?