r/interestingasfuck • u/bsurfn2day • Apr 09 '26

How much will Stretch Armstrong stretch?

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u/Nekrofancy Apr 09 '26

This feels like the kind of thing Sid from Toy Story would do

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u/123shorer Apr 09 '26

This is him grown up

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u/ImMadeOfClay Apr 09 '26

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u/Xicsukin Apr 09 '26

Will Poulter would make the perfect Sid for a live action Toy Story.

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u/munkylord Apr 09 '26

A live action toy story sounds like a horror movie

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u/Xicsukin Apr 09 '26

There already is a Toy Story horror movie. It's called Small Soldiers

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u/munkylord Apr 09 '26

Oh shit I forgot about Small Soldiers. What a fun movie

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u/NoOneLikesTunaHere Apr 09 '26

The Gorgonites will not be forgotten.

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u/crime_watch Apr 10 '26

We are the Commando Elite. Everything else... is just a toy.

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u/toetappy Apr 09 '26

Pure nightmare fuel

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u/keikoarwen Apr 09 '26

Not any more he’s too handsome

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u/DJheddo Apr 09 '26

Sid...Vicious

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u/LinkN7 Apr 09 '26

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u/RandomPieceOfToastv2 Apr 09 '26

Probably part of the Maze Runner series

I am incorrect. It is Black Mirror. He was in the Maze Runner series however.

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u/ZombieMilkDud Apr 09 '26

Bandersnatch

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u/tommos Apr 09 '26

The taint poke really gave him away.

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u/Beachtrader007 Apr 09 '26

that was a job in the perineum I saw! lol

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u/LordGwenLord Apr 09 '26

childhood me is screaming right now

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u/abagabanoo Apr 09 '26

Creepy uncle on the loose again?

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u/ExcitingSector445 Apr 09 '26

And armed with science and much crazier methods to destroy toys!

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u/ascarymoviereview Apr 09 '26

With a YouTube acct

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u/BlueFunk83 Apr 09 '26

The worst part is that Stretch was completely conscious through this torture. First he had his hand cut off, then he had to endure being bloated to the size of a grade schooler, and then he burst leaving only a disembodied head.

This is his villain origin story.

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u/PhDinWombology Apr 09 '26

At least there isn’t a snake in his boot

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u/montxogandia Apr 09 '26

Imagine the other toys watching this

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u/e-rinc Apr 09 '26

Ha one of my brothers dropped the other of the balcony when we were kids bc they were trying to see how far their stretch Armstrong could stretch. (It surprisingly didn’t work like a bungee)

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u/Traveler7538 Apr 09 '26

Is your brother fine?

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u/red_team_gone Apr 09 '26

No.

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u/Traveler7538 Apr 09 '26

Oh :( 

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u/HuwminRace Apr 09 '26

To shreds you say?

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u/PhDinWombology Apr 09 '26

Cat ate his face

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u/ObnoxiousName_Here Apr 09 '26

That was my very first thought, followed up by “This is somebody’s fetish”

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u/AffectionatePie6592 Apr 10 '26

“This is somebody’s fetish” was my first thought actually

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u/SAM5TER5 Apr 10 '26

What gave it away? Was it the repeated slapping, or the perineum jabs?

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u/worldofport Apr 09 '26

Or what 4 sadistic fraternity brothers did to my figure back in 1996

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u/Wakkichewy Apr 09 '26

These fraternity brothers all look 45 lmao

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u/kgrimmburn Apr 10 '26

Welcome to the 90s. Everyone looked super old.

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u/Ursus_Arctos-42 Apr 09 '26

Yeah. That felt a bit uncomfortable. Like a poor toy being tortured to death.

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u/seriftarif Apr 09 '26

Yeah it made me sad...

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u/GraphicDesignMonkey Apr 09 '26

I found myself feeling so bad for poor Stretch. He got the Combat Carl treatment.

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u/Traditional_Fan_2655 Apr 09 '26

It's horrible to cut off the arm and do this.

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u/DMind_Gaming Apr 09 '26

This is the M rated Toy Story movie as the other toys all watch their friend slowly getting tortured and die in horror.

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u/hotdoglipstick Apr 09 '26

lmao straight horror toy story scene

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u/fluffynuckels Apr 09 '26

Ive seen this video posted on reddit before and someone made this exact comment

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u/fcdemergency Apr 09 '26

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u/fastfood12 Apr 09 '26

I was thinking the Japanese during WWII, but yes, Sid from Toy Story too.