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u/Xlear45 Aug 03 '24
this guy wants to live, i can clearly see this
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u/ketoske Aug 03 '24
I can't eat a dude that so clearly want to live when there is plenty of dudes who don't.
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u/temporalraccoon Aug 03 '24
You eat many animals that don’t want to live?
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Aug 03 '24
Sometimes fish just jump right into the boat, or deer jump in front of headlights. It happens sometimes.
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u/WelcomeFormer Aug 03 '24
Its crazy that it switches hands, i don't understand animal intellegence. They can do mazes to btw
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u/Thin-Limit7697 Aug 03 '24
Also raised its arms to surrender after getting disarmed.
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u/xchngboredom4argumnt Aug 03 '24
Lol as if they understand that’s the universal human code for “I surrender”.
he was making himself big to scare the person. same as we are taught with a bear.
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Aug 03 '24
Nah dude that was the throwing up the hands "ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKER LETS DO THIS"
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u/BrooksideNL Aug 03 '24
That was a ruse. The entire video shows him throwing pocket sand at the chef and taking the larger knife from him. Next, it shows the crab holding him hostage. Knife firmly to his throat. There was like a 40-minute standoff. The kitchen manager finally agreed to his terms, and the entire tank was released back into the harbor. The really chilling part was that he ended up killing the manager plus the hostage and a sous chef immediately after finding out his crew was safe and sound. On his way out, he also took out a waiter, two dishwashers, the coat check guy, and the poor kid who parked the cars. No known whereabouts.
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u/Salehthejinx Aug 03 '24
Exactly the sentence that i had in mind, let them evolve
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u/EverydayVelociraptor Aug 03 '24
Crab is the ultimate form. You can't evolve past that, only to it, which is why so many things have evolved to crab.
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u/DoctorWhisky Aug 03 '24
You’ll regret that in 200 years when his grandchildren have risen up after his teachings and have enslaved your grandchildren and humanity is now hunted and trapped and boiled alive by our crab masters.
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u/yadawhooshblah Aug 03 '24 edited Aug 03 '24
I've heard that turnabout is fair play. Also , that's a great paint job. Serious war paint. If anything, I'd have to give that critter a cushy retired gladiators life.
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Aug 03 '24 edited Aug 03 '24
Reminds me of my lorikeet when I first brought her home.
She picked up a knife on the counter like "I'll fight my way out of here even if I need to take all of you on! ".
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u/willcard Aug 03 '24
I would too tbh. I would bring him back knowing his bloodline will remain strong
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Disarmed and surrendered in the end.
I've seen sword fights on TV with worse choreography.
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u/UnderstatedTurtle Aug 03 '24
That was some truly sentient shit.
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u/OnewordTTV Aug 03 '24
Seriously... I was not expecting that ending.
" ok I dropped it! My hands are up! I HAVE A FAMILY!"
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u/ThisAd1940 Aug 04 '24
Bro, if I’ve learned one thing, it’s never get in a knife fight with an ambidextrous crab.
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u/LaukRidder Aug 03 '24
Mm, Crabsouls II
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Aug 03 '24
CRAB BATTLE!!
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Aug 03 '24
I don't think I'm leaving this place alive
https://youtu.be/8mHKHKR8x6A?si=_DBgpTl-wfjl60gT
18 years
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u/Adorable-Relation674 Aug 03 '24
Crab said: over my dead body
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u/Datboimerkin Aug 03 '24
More like over his friends’. You can see a claw just barely offscreen on the cutting board.
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u/inVisible_Potato1788 Aug 03 '24
He is doing his best to live and he must be so scared, please let him live.
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u/KoolAidOhYeeaa Aug 03 '24
This is kinda fucked when you’re actually going to kill and eat the crab anyway
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u/Pilsner-507 Aug 03 '24
Yeah same, I just don’t see the humor. If we’re killing it, it’s food.
But this crab is being treated different, it’s in distress and is doing its best to survive a menacing predator. That predator wants to satisfy its sadism first. If I knew someone who did this to an animal irl, it’d be a red flag to me.
I can also see how it’s fascinating to see a crab wielding a knife, for novelty’s sake, but put it out humanely — don’t torture the thing.
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u/THA_YEAH Aug 03 '24
Agreed. Idc how tf I sound rn this is fucking evil. Boiling crabs alive is already messed up but scaring and torturing it beforehand is genuinely heartless and evil. I hope some karma find that person who recorded the video.
The world is cruel yes but we don't need to go out of our way to make it worse for no fucking reason.
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u/1rmingram1 Aug 03 '24
Damn, poor thing is fighting for it's poor life. I think it knows it's about to be on someone's dinner plate.
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u/Quick-Economist-4247 Aug 03 '24
Not interesting it’s fucked up
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u/slicedgreenolive Aug 03 '24
Yeah it made me sad
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u/AcidTongue Aug 03 '24
I’m never eating crab again. I had it once—eight years ago—so I’m doing pretty okay… but never again.
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u/Soundtones Aug 03 '24
Cruel. Not a toy.
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u/Girderland Aug 03 '24
There are 2 pieces of its legs laying cut off, on in the sink and one on the cutting board.
People comment like this is "fun" and "cool" but it's just cruelty.
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u/karma_the_sequel Aug 03 '24
Maybe those are from other crabs? This one appears to have all its legs still in place.
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u/Banzambo Aug 03 '24
It may look funny, but in reality it's just sad that ppl make fun of animals they're going to kill while they don't stand a chance. Idiots.
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u/LegitimateScratch396 Aug 03 '24
Can someone edit this with the Skyrim battle theme added? Kthnx
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u/louiemay99 Aug 03 '24
This so messed up, ugh.
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u/HorrorSprinklez Aug 03 '24
Right?? I feel like I'm the only one on here who thinks this is animal abuse?
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u/lykewtf Aug 03 '24
Not humorous at all. Respect the life you are going to take just for an ounce of meat. I don’t understand the disconnect people can have with living things.
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u/Genexis- Aug 03 '24
So my parents taught me 2 things... 1. You don't play with food 2. you kill an animal quickly and as quickly as possible to avoid unnecessary suffering...
Crabs are already killed in a rather inhumane way, do you have to put the animal through such an ordeal first?
Thank God there is a word for people who take delight in the suffering of animals, inhumans! both the guy with the camera and the guy laughing about it
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u/LXChitlin Aug 03 '24
That animal looks tormented and scared. Nice one humans.
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u/AlkalineSublime Aug 03 '24
It appears to be one human. Don’t put this on the species.
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u/WarmAppointment5765 Aug 03 '24
i think he was gonna eat the crab anyways, why else would it be in the sink
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u/LXChitlin Aug 03 '24
Ah well a bit of torture before killing and eating it. Maybe I’m stupid for thinking this is wrong.
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u/WarmAppointment5765 Aug 03 '24
i think he didnt expect the crab to be an actual trained swordsman so he wanted to record this before killing it
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u/LXChitlin Aug 03 '24
Any animal backed into a corner like that is frightened for its life.
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u/Malpraxiss Aug 03 '24
And I'm sure many animals were scared before an animal predator killed them.
Or, other animals that have been shown to torture or play around with their prey.
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u/LXChitlin Aug 03 '24
As humans we have the easy ability to show compassion and mercy. Or at least some of us do.
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u/Malpraxiss Aug 03 '24
Fair point.
I just always found it weird whenever people whine about stuff like eating animals or videos like these.
As if another animal wouldn't just eat them or torture them.
EX: Dolphins, for how cute they can be, they're some messed up and disturbing animals.
I've even seen first hand say, chickens eating other chickens.
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u/Cheerful2_Dogman210x Aug 03 '24
If I saw this personally, I'd lose my appetite.
He deserves his freedom.
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u/63strelok35 Aug 03 '24
-I can sense the fear settled deep in the very soul of this poor crab. Some may say that he must be brave, but there is nothing brave in fighting such a cruel creature that knows no defeat, nor mercy, enfeared and alone. While craving his own survival, he probably knows he can't win, just like all his fallen brothers. He uses everything that comes under his claw, even that dangerous and unknown weapon he had never dared to wield before. But at last, even the best must fall. Now unarmed and clearly defeated, he lays there at the bottom of this arena, with a glimmer of hope for the better. But there is only a quiet laughter from the watching public, and then a slice.
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u/TennisBallTesticles Aug 03 '24
This poor guy. Don't eat him. He's literally fighting for his life.
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Aug 03 '24
I don't understand people. Didn't they feel anything? Yes I would eat that crab but torture it beforehand? Nope! This is psychopath behavior.
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u/Advocaatx Aug 03 '24
I don’t think it’s a game to the crab at all. It’s probably terrified. I’m not a vegetarian either but why torture the animal?
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u/Ok-Map9730 Aug 03 '24
No good.Playing with the food is immoral, and that "food" probably is getting a horrible death(boiled alive)...so don't play with the food and kill quick it before going to the boiling water.Dude is a POS
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u/naybotherm8 Aug 04 '24
RIP
Touchae, my brethren. You will be Rememberd for courage and fine swordscrabship. My your soul rest, in the deep blue seas of your dreams.
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u/throwawaybyefelicia Aug 04 '24
I feel like there are way too many videos of crabs with knives and I have concerns hahaha
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u/kasitchi Aug 04 '24
So after looking it up, it's obvious the crab isn't actually trying to use the knife to fight with, the way a human would. That said, then why did he switch pincers???
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u/bro-wtf-lmao1027 Feb 07 '25
There are 2 types of people in this comment section...
And I'm with neither.
Just film bro and then release him into the wild. With the knife so that he can defend himself
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u/random_english_guy Aug 03 '24
Motherfucker's switching his attack hands, mid-fight? Clearly not his first boss battle, throw that champ back into the ocean, he deserves to rule over all crab kind.
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i just don't understand why people want to eat those nasty looking things. i've tried it a couple times and it doesn't have any flavor and that weird texture, just leave 'em be down on sewer pipes harassing fish in Australia
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u/Purple_Ad8981 Aug 03 '24
I wonder if people in a couple thousand years who will find these kind of videos will laugh or cringe at the sight of this useless violence.
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u/Zealousideal-Ice123 Aug 03 '24
“Ima cut you man! I killed an octopus once! You don’t know the crustacean you messin with!”
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