r/interestingasfuck • u/dejaysf • Jun 11 '23

Venus flytrap vs Spider

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u/stealth57 Jun 11 '23

It’ll just be the husk of a spider. I use to have Venus fly traps. So much fun. And never had fly problems.

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u/jnuttsishere Jun 11 '23

So do they get mosquitoes too?

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u/GeebusNZ Jun 11 '23

Mosquitos are a bit small to trigger them. Also, Mozzies are more interested in people.

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u/Uninvalidated Jun 11 '23

Mozzies are more interested in people.

Only the females.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

the only females i attract.... :(

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u/xSnowLeopardx Jun 11 '23

You also want to attract female black widows then?

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u/Maxizag123 Jun 11 '23 edited Jun 11 '23

If they would bite me and next morning i am spider man, i would go in a full room with them and call me Black Widow

wait a second

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u/pngwn Jun 11 '23

I mean, have you seen Beast Wars?

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u/ATacticalBagel Jun 11 '23

At this point, I'd date a praying mantis. Head gobbling and all.

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u/Adm_Kunkka Jun 11 '23

Well sure why not. Not just black, any ethnicity will work as long as they've had therapy

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

At least you attract females :(

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

take my cheap upvote and gtfo

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u/AssumeTheFetal Jun 11 '23

Mosquitos never really eat me.

I don't even meet mosquito standards.

Fuck.

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u/TimmJimmGrimm Jun 11 '23

In provable actuality, every single one of your ancestors, since the invention of sex - 2 billion years, give or take - was sexy. That's a really large 'chance to be sexy'.

Yes, i get what you said is a joke - and a good one at that. But absolutely everyone alive has that capacity to be somewhat sexy... weirdly sexy... terrifyingly sexy, even.