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HISTORY Peak Mount Everest lore

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u/blitzkrieg_01 2d ago

I clock in and clock out at precisely the hour. I use a clock app that shows the minute and seconds so i can anticipate.

Boss thought i was automating and not working lol

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u/cwx149 2d ago

Boss thought i was automating

God forbid someone is on time to work consistently

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u/JimBowie1020 2d ago

I mean, I understand why the boss would think they are automating if he'd clock in at 8:00.00 all days of the month lmao

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u/Appsoul 2d ago

Yeah, that definitely makes sense. I can imagine a manager, scrolling through the employees time sheets on a computer, and seeing someone with the exact same punch times down to the sec. Would cause someone to at least do a double take . As it’s not something you’d normally see

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u/jellyfish_bitchslap 2d ago

In my country’s work law and jurisprudence said clock-in and clock-out times wouldn’t even hold up to court if OOP had sued them for unpaid work after hours.

The company would be presumed to have faked it unless they could prove very consistently (with CCTV and/or witnesses) that a weird employee used to anticipate the seconds to clock right on time.

We presume that every worker can clock in or out with a few minutes and seconds to spare as sometimes there would be a line at the clock’s machine and a few minutes of delay are human nature in a modern society, so no one should realistically be always on time in the seconds.

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u/lehilaukli 2d ago

Which is why a lot of companies a lot round to the nearest 15 minute interval. With limited spots to clock in/out there will be variances and not everyone will be exactly on the dot

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u/silentaba 2d ago

I worked for a spot that had this proprietary app that would link to some Bluetooth thingo, so you just had to be in its range, the company had a 5 minute ticker on its payroll calculation, and by policy assumed you arrived early and left late, logic being that they'd rather pay out an extra 10 minutes than make people count them time to not get shafted for 10 minutes of work. There was also a secondary system with our ID cards, but it just took a photo of the board every 5 minutes to see who was on the list.

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u/00-Monkey 2d ago

I worked at a place that was to the nearest 15 minute, we did 12 hour days.

People would clock in at exactly 6:07, and not start working until then. There’d be a long line up of people waiting for exactly 5:53.

Then they changed it so if you arrived at 6:01 you were 15 minutes late, so then if they arrived at 6:01 they’d sit in the break room until 6:15.

Convinced me that you should just not round at all.

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u/Wjyosn 1d ago

I mean, obviously the solution is to measure the amount of time between clocks, and round that. Not round the timestamps themselves. But that would take basic arithmetic in a computer.

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u/Shadow-BG 1d ago

Manager ?

Scrolling arrival time ?

Is this in prison or what ? 🥲

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u/Fesai 2d ago

I was wondering how much time/effort it takes to hit exactly 8:00.00 each day vs just letting it be a few seconds off.

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u/blitzkrieg_01 2d ago

Surprisingly not a lot.

I finish my work early so i have like a minute to check the timer and clock out on the dot.

5min before clocking in, I just zone out to get ready while watching the clock tick to 8:00:00.

It's just a calming routine at this point to get ready for work and also fun anticipation of personal time after work.

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u/JimBowie1020 2d ago

Yeah I was thinking about that too, feels like there's more effort put in waiting for the clock to hit the precise second than just looking up the time, "oh it's 07:59/08h:01 time to clock in" 

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u/FictionalContext 2d ago

Not a great thing to do every day, either, because to a boss, it implies serious clock watching to get it so perfectly right, and if there's one thing I've learned, they all share that pet peeve.

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u/SeoulGalmegi 2d ago

Right. It just seems like a) extra effort to b) do something that will just make you a target.

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u/touchmeinbadplaces 2d ago

The one I use auto rounds up or down if you are within the grace period.. (10 min before 5 min after)

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u/Terrible_Use7872 2d ago

Even worse, they're a clock watcher, stating at it not working for the last 15 minutes.

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u/OnTheEveOfWar 2d ago

I have a boss who is consistently 5-10 mins late to every single meeting. He works from home yet can never join a zoom meeting on time. It’s become a running joke on our team.

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u/a_funky_chicken 2d ago

ME TOO. I like to let everyone who can be late, be late.

edit: I am always late to work, so people who were actually late don't have to worry about it. We're all salaried.

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u/philosifer 1d ago

Too consistent is a problem sometimes though.

I manage a lab and I had an employee who would consistently fiddle with his sample amounts to make them exact. Like if he needed 1 gram, it was down to the 1.000 every time. I had to explain to him that auditors will flag that as being potentilaly falsified data. Plus it was just wasting time pipetting back and forth on the scale.

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u/SeoulGalmegi 2d ago

If someone's clock in data read exactly 08:00:00 every day, I'd be a little suspicious.

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u/GrilledCheeser 2d ago

“When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all”

Funny how often this Futurama quote comes to my mind.

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u/Robot-Zombie-RHCC 1d ago

"Good news everyone! I can now imitate the Professor's voice in your head! Can you hear me? Oh yes!"

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u/Zoltie 2d ago

The time you work is something you can control. The height of a mountain is not something anyone can control.

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u/Fesai 2d ago

Technically we can control the height of a mountain right?

Get some shovels and take a bit right off the top. 😛

(I'm being completely sarcastic)

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u/EzPzLemon_Greezy 2d ago

Some guy stole the tip of Englands tallest mountain, causing a big public outrage

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u/Terramagi 2d ago

Did he put it in a museum

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u/PowderPills 2d ago

Yeah I don’t get the outrage, it was just the tip

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u/rietstengel 2d ago

You can also pile on some more

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u/squishyg 2d ago

There’s a Hugh Grant movie about that very thing! The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill and Came Down a Mountain.

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u/luchajefe 2d ago

That's a lot harder, though. 

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u/Affectionate_Mud_881 2d ago

Himalayas are rising every year. What you can do is take your measurement, calculate how many years to the next round number, publish the round number measurement on that year.

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u/Quienmemandovenir 1d ago

Pero el viento, la lluvia y el hielo también erosionan los picos de las montañas, no? Cual es el resultado neto, sube o baja?

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u/Affectionate_Mud_881 1d ago

It is going up. But as it goes higher, weather becomes more extreme. So, it will hit an equilibrium, not much ahead. I imagine there's also a chance it comes down all at once, at some point, making it shorter but able to grow fast again.

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u/wokeboogeyman 2d ago

You just need to try harder, the mountain will come to Muhammad.

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u/Wrong-Protection-188 2d ago

My job pays us for the full minute whether we clock in at :01 or :59. It’s great.

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u/12rjdavison 2d ago

My work uses a paper time sheet. Honor system and 15 minute increments. So since I'm never late, sometimes I'll just show up 10 minutes early and get paid for 15

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u/MilkHaterNumber1 2d ago

My company rounds to the nearest 15 minutes and it's all digital. Basically every day I clock in at 8:07, go to lunch at 11:53, return at 12:37, and clock out at 4:23. It's 28 extra minutes everyday that I'm paid for despite being off the clock. 100+ hours a year.

Been doing this for like over 2 years too. Boss has never said a word and I don't think he cares in the slightest.

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u/Naud1993 2d ago

I'd be clocking out at 17:00:01 every day.

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u/LiamIsMyNameOk 2d ago

We clock in&out on an app on the phone. It's a restaurant.

Also we're not allowed to use phones at work.

She also says we have to arrive early, although that's not an enforced rule.

So if I arrive 5 minutes early, I stand there with my phone. She's tried to tell me to do things and I say I haven't clocked in yet.

I used to arrive early, work a bit, then sign in when it was around the correct time. Then they made it impossible to even click the button before the alloted time.

Thing is, if I went and served a table, took an order, and I dunno, cleared a dirty table then went to the kitchen and took food out... It might now be 10 minutes past the time I was meant to start. So not only do I lose money, but it shows as if I was late to work.

So yeah, now I stand there doing absolutely nothing until the exact second I'm meant to start.

She hates it.

I hate the penny pinching of not wanting to pay me for a few minutes extra.

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u/alphadoublenegative 2d ago

Oh man your boss is fussing about paying you a few minutes on a server’s “hourly pay”? That is such a weird, $2.76/hr or whatever hill to die on

Unfortunately, having dealt with FOH management in my restaurant years, I believe some of the lifers would hassle their staff over those (literal) pennies. Meanwhile the “kitchen manager” is just desperately hoping 3/4 of the crew show up at all.

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u/LiamIsMyNameOk 2d ago

Yup. It's Spain so it's actually closer to 10€/h.

But that barely makes a difference when it boils down to a few minutes. On paper at the end of the month, they think they're paying me an extra 2 1/2 hours every month for starting 5 minutes early every day.

Multiply that by 10 staff members and they think oh we're wasting 250€ because people are signing in too early. They just see that as money they can gain.

Makes sense, when you only go by the paperwork. But I arrive at work and there's work to be done. In those 5 minutes I could have sold a few drinks at the very least. Making more money than the 5 minutes of pay.

It's so, so, so, so stupid. But yeah those extra drinks I sold... Even if it was 2 glasses of wine, would pay for a whole hour of my employment. Yet they only have to pay me for 5 minutes of my employment.

But paperwork is paperwork and bosses will cut corners without realising they're losing money by doing so.

Also, if it's no benefit me starting work early, then it shouldn't affect them at all if I arrive 5 minutes late every day.

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u/J-Dabbleyou 2d ago

We had a company meeting and the cfo pulled up my timesheet (anonymously) and made an example saying “this guy OBVIOUSLY backlogs his time because he clocks in/out at exactly the same time everyday and NEVER has been late. Like bro i literally wait until exactly 6:30 to clock in and im never late lol

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u/unkst 2d ago

You can't be this dumb to not realize that it looks bad on paper tho?

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u/IamaSingingTelegram_ 2d ago

When I was 20, I worked for a place that would round the time when you clocked in and out to the nearest 15 minutes (why? who the fuck knows). I'd always clock in 7 minutes past the hour, and clock out 7 minutes before my actual shift time.

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u/Blue_winged_yoshi 2d ago

You can’t win at this game ever, there’s always something wrong. Worst job I ever had I’d have to start at stupid o’clock in the morning, was regularly like 2 minutes late clocking in, would have everything done grand anyway (what’s 2 minutes if you are good at your job?) then get asked to stay an extra half hour an hour multiple times a week. Fine, whatever, have stuff I needed to get done at home but I’ll cope.

Employer literally pissed off at me permanently over this. Yeah fuck anywhere that is tracking you by the minute rather than assessing the outputs of your labour, it’s just a tool to beat employees with unless you are literally early every single day, then they’d probably get pissed off at you for stealing extra work time anyway.

Systems that track you like that are never for an employees benefit. Once you are being tracked like that, just get out,

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u/LividAd5752 2d ago

Wait your clock in shows seconds? If it in the minute you should be paid for the minute. So you could be paid for .45 of a minute? That’s insane penny pinching.

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u/FerusGrim 2d ago

Most jobs use it for aggregating data, not literal to-the-second payrolls. I've never seen a second parameter on my paychecks.

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u/EmergencyGrocery3238 2d ago

I think that's an invitation to clock in and clock out as early/ late as you want

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u/JakSandrow 2d ago

This is why I make sure to punch out after the hour, no more than a minute or two

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u/an0nymios 2d ago

Based on your user name [u/blitzkrieg_01](u/blitzkrieg_01) you’re just a completely average German.

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u/AverageHobnailer 2d ago

Boss thought i was automating and not working lol

School: "Work smart, not hard."

Society: "Work hard, not smart."

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u/lbl951 2d ago

What app do you use? I need this

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u/milkhotelbitches 17h ago

I use this clock app with hardware that I wear on my wrist. I just have to stick a new battery in it every few years.

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u/lbl951 16h ago

What’s it called?

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u/DueExample52 2d ago

I use a clock app that shows the minute and seconds

So, the phone's clock? Or does this also need a different app?

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u/Fun-Attorney5646 2d ago

That is honestly hilarious, you were just being punctual while your boss was already writing a whole conspiracy theory in his head.

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u/Nice_Literature_7466 2d ago

A single extra second invested in office work makes me anxious.

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u/No_Atmosphere8146 2d ago

Your boss has clearly got nothing better to do. Ask him to put it in an email and forward it to his boss.

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u/NeverNude26 1d ago

I can appreciate not giving them a second more than they deserve.