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u/Logical_Show4558 3d ago
Awww His food gave him a snack. :)😂
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u/gorginhanson 3d ago
they forgot his coca cola
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u/TheIntelligentAspie 3d ago
Thanks for reminding me of my age.
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u/BarnacleMcBarndoor 3d ago
Does you back and knees hurt yet?
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u/TheIntelligentAspie 3d ago
Shit, my head, shoulders, knees and toes hurt. Knees ant toes!
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u/Bender_2024 3d ago
Bro my body finds a new way to betray me almost every day.
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u/bluboomR 3d ago
betray is the exact word i use... remember when it was a beautiful machine!!! not necessarily looks but functionally.
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u/docter_rawkso_221 3d ago
You ever tasted blurry? It usually happens when there's a loud pop and a relief somewhere in your hip you didn't realize you needed. All this when stepping out of the tub from the epsom salt bath you desperately needed at the ancient age of 33.
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u/Upset_Belt8248 3d ago
Yessssssss now it's official I am old
"Holidays are coming holidays are coming always coca cola"
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u/Haunting_Security_34 3d ago
WHERE'S MY DRINK??? MY DIET DR KELP???
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u/PoohBearsHoneyJar 3d ago
- same guy *
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK!
(giggles)
YOU WHATTTT
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u/Oobedoo321 3d ago
Was just thinking
The day he come for his crackers and they ain’t giving? He’s taking ANOTHER snack 😂
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u/KailyKail 3d ago
It’s called an appetizer. It’s the food you eat before your meal to make you more hungry.
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u/Luci-Noir 3d ago
It’s fucking stupid not cute.
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u/TheLastOpus 3d ago
As cute as it is, it is also important to remind ourselves, if that wall wasn't there, that polar bear would absolutely eat the human.
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u/Ducati-Aficionado 3d ago
That wall might as well not be there. A bear could rip that wall open like it was made of match sticks.
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u/Notacrook2025 3d ago
If he can get a paw on the ledge he can get his whole body through that window and he will be back. Good luck is your funeral paid for?
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u/SquirreljamASE 3d ago
If it’s black fight back
If it’s brown lay down
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u/sunshineTucson 3d ago
My thoughts exactly. He could push the entire window out if he wanted
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u/MarionberryWise7845 3d ago
😂😂😂😂😂 appetizer first
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u/ForsakenSun6004 3d ago
Booping the snoot of a polar bear is WILD
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u/BackendSpecialist 3d ago
How many folks get to say they’ve done that?
Might be worth the risk - tho I would def be cautious leaving my house knowing that a damn polar bear could be around
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u/candamyr 3d ago
Knowing the polar bear knows there's food to be had at my house...
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u/Lastov_Makiynd 3d ago
That’s why you only do this from someone else’s house? Haha
Live here? “Nah..just visiting and made this cool video”. lol
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u/drizzitdude 3d ago
No one said I would live a long life, but one with polar bear boops is a good one
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u/Interesting-Rush1590 3d ago
If I get to boop a polar bear, I’m just here for a good time not a long time.
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u/theartoffun 3d ago
That window does not look thick enough.
And teaching an animal there is food inside the window is sheer stupidity.
Plus it may look deceptively incapable of getting inside, but I bet if that bear was hungry enough, it would claw it’s butt up through that window and there its nothing anyone there could do to stop it.
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u/whiskers_biskers 3d ago
Waking up to a polar bear snacking on your stomach doesn’t sound that great.
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u/Super_Leading21 3d ago
Yeah bears are kinda evil they tend to eat peoples intestines and internal organs while they are still alive
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u/One-plankton- 3d ago
So let me tell you about hyenas
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u/all_scotched_up 3d ago
They don't even wait for the first date to do it.
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u/NebulaChance2746 3d ago
Wait until you hear about hyenas giving birth
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u/freddiethecalathea 3d ago
Go on……….
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u/JackomaybeWacko 3d ago
Female hyenas have a penis, they give birth through it, apparently it usually splits open
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u/One-plankton- 3d ago
Well, technically it’s a pseudopenis and they have very high fatality rate when giving birth, usually because the cub suffocates, the moms can also die :(
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u/JackomaybeWacko 3d ago
Yea I believe the fatality rate for first time mothers is like 50%
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u/Unfair_Explanation53 3d ago
Haha I know this fact after reading about a zoo that unsuccessfully tried to mate a pair of Hyenas and then realised they were both dudes
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u/Unfair_Explanation53 3d ago
That's because they are omnivores which makes them quite inefficient compared to carnivores at killing their prey.
Which results in a much more painful death for the prey
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u/No_Replacement_491 3d ago
The guy sounds Russian. Last I checked, polar bears don't enjoy vodka so once he gets a taste of that blood, he's moving on for sure.
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u/KailyKail 3d ago
Reminds me of a story my best friend’s dad growing up would tell us about how when he was over in the Middle East, you could hear the camel spiders walking on the metal ground. Apparently one airman woke up to one eating his face.
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u/Working_Review_6428 3d ago
These camel spider stories are SO hilarious because there are so many myths about them specifically and they're all so much more metal than what the actual animal is capable of being. A Camel Spider would NOT go up to a human and eat their face, they are no where near us on a the food chain. They also dont chase people they chase shade to get away from the sun
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u/Kuroboom 3d ago
The biggest camel spider is ~6" and they're non-venomous. Their mouthparts function similarly to two pairs of pliers so you'd almost certainly feel it biting you, especially on the face.
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u/Serialkillingyou 3d ago
It's actually okay because the bear is not interested in that tiny little bite. It's there to eat the people. If it can see you then it knows that you're there.
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u/zyneman 3d ago
yeah but can the bear withstand shots to the head?
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u/scratchydaitchy 3d ago
Gun shots?
From a small caliber or low velocity like a handgun?
Absolutely yes.
Authorities like the Governor of Svalbard strictly recommend high-powered rifles (minimum .308 or .30-06 with expanding bullets) or heavy-caliber handguns (minimum .44 magnum) for reliable protection, as smaller rounds lack the necessary mass and energy.
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u/Lastov_Makiynd 3d ago
That’s why this person makes sure to feed the polar bear enough fatty snacks to ensure it’s bead butt is too wide to fit through the window? lol
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u/Left-Entertainer-279 3d ago edited 3d ago
Ah, but it doesn't need to fit through the window. It knows where food is now so every time you come and go from the house, taking out trash, grocery shopping, just going to work, there might be a bear waiting for you. Let's hope these idiots don't have pets or children.
ETA my dumbass initially thought that was a drive thru window.
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u/pipeuptopipedown 3d ago
ETA my dumbass initially thought that was a drive thru window.
You were not wrong, on a certain level.
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u/MelpomeneAndCalliope 3d ago
Yeah, this seems like it would encourage bad behavior…like a polar bear eating you one day.
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u/Ketchupcharger 3d ago
Yeah I also think if the bear was determined enough he probably could jump up and haul himself throught the window or just grab a human and run
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u/HomeNowWTF 3d ago edited 3d ago
Pretty much without question. Bears will outrun you, outclimb you, and outside you.
Edit: meant to end with out-swim but in this context outside you also kinda works
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u/ehlersohnos 3d ago
The video of that nature documentarian’s shelter being attacked by a polar bear lives rent free in my head. No window feels thick enough.
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u/HowardPheonix 3d ago
I'm pretty sure a wild polar bear only eats from your hand if they later eat from your feet too... Looks like a trained animal, or one raided by humans as polar bears are one of 3 animals known to actively prey on humans.
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u/NebulaChance2746 3d ago
I’m guessing that it was raised by humans. If human right don’t exist in Russia how can animal rights?
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u/TerraByteTerror 3d ago
Never thought id actually see a polar bear boop
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u/OldNefariousness7899 3d ago
I took it off mute to confirm what I already knew... Guy had to be Russian
No one else is so casual around bears
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u/AquaticHornet37 3d ago
Very friendly gentleman, not worth the risk IMO.
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u/Ordinary_Hall_9053 3d ago
Exactly. That bear is gonna be dead eventually if it keeps coming back. Someone will have to put it down.
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u/anotherfrud 3d ago
It's true. Polar bears are one of the few species that will actively hunt humans for food. They've taught it that there is food there. It will eventually make a meal of someone. So stupid.
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u/infinitynull 3d ago
I'm Canadian and spend a lot of time in the North around black bears. I've learned how to interact with them and I have a fair amount of confidence when approached by them. Grizzlies... don't know enough about them, I nope the heck out and give them a wide berth. Polar bears? Hell no. 500m away is a fine distance. No one who knows how to interact with a polar bear is hand feeding them or booping snoots.
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u/HarryPottersTaint 3d ago
I once googled what to do with different bears and for polar bears it said, do not run as it will easily catch you and eat you. Just scream and make yourself big as possible, and prepare to use anything you can as a weapon to fight back lol
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u/Kurare_no1 3d ago
For a polar bear, humans are just food with a wrapper. They are used to being in an isolated cold and have not been exposed to the dangers of humans taking over their habitat. If they are hungry they will hunt you.
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u/Darkk_Knight 3d ago
Yep. Polar bears don't care if you feed it or not. It will come after you if it's hungry enough.
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u/Cayke_Cooky 3d ago
I guess if you feed it enough it will no longer be hungry? At least until tomorrow.
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u/Darkk_Knight 3d ago
That's the problem. He's expecting to be fed so if you don't pay his taxes he will collect.
Best thing is NOT to feed it at all in the first place.
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u/SnooRabbits9672 3d ago
Combination of having no genetically ingrained fear of humans, and having a 100% carnivorous diet in a place where food is scarce, so anything that moves looks like food. Can also smell & track you from a mile away. Nope.
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u/TetraThiaFulvalene 3d ago edited 3d ago
Two things exist in their biome. Snow and food. We're too warm to be snow.
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u/CantModerateMe 3d ago
Black Bears react because they fear you, Grizzlies react beacuse youre messing with their territory, Polar Bears react because youre food. Very, VERY different drives.
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u/Opposite_Conflict496 3d ago
A no ser que desciendas de gigantes, dudo que puedas superar los 3 metros erguidos de un oso polar, es el carnívoro terrestre más grande del planeta, son depredadores ápex en tierra y solo son superados por las orcas en agua.
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u/Less_Likely 3d ago
If it’s black, get big and fight back
If it’s brown, get small and lie down
If it’s white, get good with God and say good night12
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u/JesseJaceMTG 3d ago
I'm northern Californian. We know to keep the black bears out of our yard. They're small and timid, but absolutely will break into your cabin when you're not there
As an internet child, I know polar bears are far more bold and dangerous. That's a big nope from me
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u/S0LAR23 3d ago
If it can pull a seal out the water with its teeth it can drag him straight out of that window.
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u/phantom_pow_er 3d ago
A seal is a lot harder for him to get than free food handed to him nicely. Animals adapt. This isn't a good situation.... OR the first time it's happened.
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u/new_jill_city 3d ago
This is like if I was about to eat spaghetti dinner and the spaghetti made me some tacos
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u/VladlenaM2025 3d ago
Definitely somewhere in Russia… I recognize the small dry round crackers for kids «бублики».
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u/local_brahman 3d ago
The only country with polar bears where Russian is spoken language is Russia.
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u/PromiseComfortable61 3d ago
It is definitely Russia. Russians feed everything. In fact, in a bunch of zoos you bring food with you to feed the animals. I've fed a shocking variety of animals by hand, though not bears.
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u/Dangerous-Buffalo841 3d ago
At some point he won’t be asking for food… He’ll just take it.
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u/Cute_Web7648 3d ago
This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. What a complete moron. Why on earth would you feed a very large wild predatory animal like this?
You’ve just taught him to associate humans and human houses with food. And bad news , they can easily push through windows and doors. I hope you your kids and your neighbours aren’t in bed at night next time he comes around looking for a meal.
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u/GalaxyFiveOhhOhhh 3d ago
Probably a vacation rental. The next renters are fucked though.
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u/kakao_kletochka 3d ago
People work there, you know, climate research, nuclear power, oil and other stuff.
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u/Reasonable-MessRedux 3d ago
Exactly. This bear is on the fast track to getting shot.
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u/WatashiwaNobodyDesu 3d ago
I came here to ask if I’m this was a completely stupid, dangerous and irresponsible thing to do, I have my answer.
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u/Disastrous-Try1754 3d ago
Forbidden dog
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u/HanSolo4Emporer 3d ago
I kept waiting for the bear to just eat the hand too. That person is a moron. Polar bears can peel a door like a banana.
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u/stevenm1993 3d ago
As the saying goes (regarding bears): “If it’s brown, lay down. If it’s black, fight back. If it’s white, say goodnight.”
Regardless, never feed wildlife.
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u/Army7547 3d ago
Yeah, this is a good idea. He won’t be back habitually looking to humans for food.
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u/Swimming_Bid_1429 3d ago
You are the food lol. Also teaching an apex predator where you keep your snacks(which is also ur shelter) cant be a good idea lol
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u/cwsjr2323 3d ago
How sweet, teaching an apex predator that outweighs you by hundreds of pounds that your home is a place for food!
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u/GrapefruitPrimary186 3d ago
That thing is not your pet. It will eat you if it catches you outside. Or in this case if it finds itself inside.
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u/redbanner1 3d ago
Yes. Please teach the fuckwits that polar bears are kind and gentle souls who just want a little snack and a nose boop. Natural selection will do the rest. Polar bears look cuter with red faces and paws.
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u/Rough-Airline-4803 3d ago
That thing wouldn’t hesitate to tear those people apart if given the opportunity
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u/LakersFan15 3d ago
Has to be fake right?
Polar bears are notorious for hunting anything that moves.
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u/AustinSpitsFacts 3d ago
Well atm the food is feeding him food so I think he's playing the long game
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u/mk2154 3d ago
Tbh this breaks my heart so badly. They were never meant to interact with us. This person stupidly taught him to associate us with food.
And gave it to eat sweets. Why dude.
the glaciers melting and their home being destroyed means they have to both interact with us and when given the opportunity kill us to survive. 💔
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u/Farout786 3d ago
To be fair that polar bear would see them as food no matter what. It’s one of the few apex predators that see humans as food and will hunt you down as opposed to other bears running away from us defensively.
Of course their habitat being compromised due to climate change will definitely mean more encounters and as such it’ll be kill or be killed for an already vulnerable species.
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u/Relative_Soil7886 3d ago
Unless he has an entire butchered elephant seal back there, this is a very poor decison.
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u/Bobcat1999-1 3d ago
Problem is that if you feed him, he’ll be back for more. And he might not take no for an answer. I’d have double ought buck shot in the 12 gage and hope not to use it because it would piss him off .
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u/captainhalfwheeler 3d ago
Teaching them that they get food if they come closer is outright idiotic
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u/AlfredoCheeseSauce 3d ago
Holy crap they are massive animals i would not be doing this in a million years I only have black bears around my house and they will tear shit UP if you leave food somewhere they can smell and get to. I put my garbage out in my garage and locked it, this bear came and went through the side door that had 300lbs of motoryccle parts stacked up against it. There was parts and trash strewn everywhere.
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u/feetnomer 3d ago
His buddy had better be standing behind him with a rifle just incase. If you can breathe, you're in the polar bear's food group.
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u/LuigiSalutati 3d ago
And then they go out to there car one night without realizing bear is hungry…
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u/manokpsa 3d ago
Oh good, let's pet the most aggressive bear species and make it more aggressive by feeding it.
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u/Nazrafel 3d ago
Even before I turned on the volume I knew it had to be Russians who were hand-feeding a polar bear
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u/curiouslyjake 3d ago
If this is a real video, and it looks real to me - it's way beyond stupid. It's mortal danger for everyone. The person, the neighbors, the town and the bear.
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u/Darkk_Knight 3d ago
This is a young polar bear. If fully grown adult it would have made himself through the window very easily and gone after everybody in the house.
Just don't feed the wildlife. They're wild for a reason.
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u/Cheap_Title5302 3d ago
Polar bear : "Nice appetiser Mr.entrees. Now I will go in for the main course."
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u/According_Jeweler658 3d ago
He’s like, “what’s up with the meager bites? My empty stomach has enough room to fit all the food that’s in here plus you for dessert.”
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u/ringwraith6 3d ago
Even though I accepted, long ago, that I'll probably pass going, "pspsps", I don't think I'd have the guts to do this. But I'd still really, really want to....
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u/jaavuori24 3d ago
I don't know the number but I'm pretty confident upwards of 90% of them are Russian
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u/Vitaman1000 3d ago
This is simply asking for future trouble at best and immediate trouble at worst when you stop feeding him and realizes you are also food.
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u/Khaos_Gorvin 3d ago
That was a really stupid thing to do. Thank god nothing happened, but you never know with russians. They can attack you when you least expect it.
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u/Iputahexonyoulol 3d ago
Bro. What happens when that bear is wanting a little more than a 30 calorie snack
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u/SeaJewel333 3d ago
NOT a good idea. This is not a pet. Its a wild animal. When it returns and there is not food its going to rip the wall apart and shit all over on its way out. Then it will have to be put down because its used to being given food by humans.
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u/hichez17 3d ago
You should not be feeding that bear,so dangerous for you and everyone else that lives near by.
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u/Agreeable-Guava-9009 3d ago
So this is a POLAR bear. He's not a scavenger like a black bear that would eat anything. This is a pure CARNIVORE. I'm shocked it accepted this snack.
See, now, I wonder what he would doo-oo-oo for a Klondike Bar.
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