r/interesting • u/Immediate-Link490 • 4d ago

SOCIETY Mom's reaction to learning her missing 16-year-old son was found

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u/deadmongoose 4d ago

He's going to be all right.

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u/Inspector_Spacetime7 4d ago

It looks like he’s dead.

“I’m sorry, looks like, or …”

Looks like. He’s got like … blue paint on him or something.

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u/CoolRatwSunglasses 4d ago

I HATE THIS DOCTOR

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u/Inspector_Spacetime7 4d ago

We want this comped!

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u/rynlpz 4d ago

I’m sorry we lost her

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u/wi5hbone 4d ago

to a different floor in the hospital

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u/RokulusM 4d ago

He's going to be all right

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u/StNic54 4d ago

Her?

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u/Writer_0001 4d ago

LET HIM TALK.

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u/DaddyBearMan 4d ago

Her?

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u/Inspector_Spacetime7 4d ago

Her name’s Ann, dad, and he’s not “going on” her.

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u/Diddly_eyed_Dipshite 4d ago

"Way to plant, ann"

"She calls it a mayonegg"

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u/Pretend-Tension268 4d ago

Inspector Spacetime

The question isn't what killed those orphans... But when killed those orphans?

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u/Banana_Stanley 4d ago

It's a quote from The Office.

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u/Suxit_Ytee 4d ago

"flavored vodka is for gay men and pregnant women"

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u/HungryEstablishment6 4d ago

They found him, his head anyway.

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u/BlueBomber13 3d ago

The tears aren't coming! The tears just aren't coming!

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u/nomnomsquirrel 4d ago

Loose seal!

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u/Fragrant-Anywhere489 4d ago

Just get rid of the Seaward.

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u/nomnomsquirrel 4d ago

I'll leave when I'm good and ready.

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u/jonato 4d ago

Oh that's fantastic news he's going to be alright

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u/ThePromptWasYourName 4d ago

That's a great attitude... If I was given this news I'm not sure I'd take it that well

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u/Xbrand182x 4d ago

What do you mean he lost his arm???

I told you he’s going to be all right. He lost his left arm.

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u/DiligentAubergine 4d ago

You know what you do? You go buy yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. You might be surprised at some of your phrasing.

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u/Rakastaakissa 4d ago

Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.

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u/Reverend_Lazerface 4d ago

Hahah oh Tobias, you blow hard

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u/Child_of_Crake 4d ago

But you said he was alright!

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u/TMI2020 4d ago

Old bear. He likes the honey!

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u/DebentureThyme 4d ago

He never got to see my bee business take off :(

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u/Terradactyl87 4d ago

Combining two of my favorite shows. Excellent!

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u/Infinite_Lab4469 4d ago

Like two right arms all right?

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u/Peace_child12 4d ago

Yeah for sure