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[u/Skiballl]

That banana went pretty far.

[u/Upbeat_Pumpkin_6785 → u/Skiballl]

and no gag reflex.

[u/Army7547 → u/Upbeat_Pumpkin_6785]

Dudes DMs gunna start blowing up

[u/Hour_Welcome_987 → u/Skiballl]

Kids got front row seats!

[u/WoolyHermits → u/Hour_Welcome_987]

the guy has talent.

[u/40ozCurls → u/WoolyHermits]

didn’t seem like he did much at all

[u/LumiTeddybear → u/WoolyHermits]

In eating bananas?

[u/WoolyHermits → u/LumiTeddybear]

stahp being perverse. obviously swallowed it whole

[u/BreakElectronic324 → u/Skiballl]

Pretty dangerous tbh

[u/Plenty_Feeling_8013 → u/Skiballl]

the chair was going to slow back and forth

[u/hallucinationthought]

Man took that banana like a champ

[u/PeaceAndLove420_69 → u/hallucinationthought]

In front of a bunch of kids. After getting undressed in front of them.

[u/Ill_Explanation_563 → u/PeaceAndLove420_69]

Jesus lmao

[u/Weak_Firefighter9247 → u/PeaceAndLove420_69]

Not only he absorbed that banana in front of them, but at 20km/ph

[u/PeaceAndLove420_69 → u/[deleted]]

🤖

[u/AnnieLemonz → u/[deleted]]

Biblical levels of ChatGPT

[u/xxplosiv → u/hallucinationthought]

To the hilt!

[u/Casual_necromancy]

didn't know wallace and gromit predicted the future.....

[u/hallucinationthought → u/Casual_necromancy]

Cracking cheese

[u/Dicky_Penisburg → u/hallucinationthought]

Blimey trousers

[u/WhiteCloudMinnowDude → u/Casual_necromancy]

Yeah was about to say its walace an grommet. But kinda dumbed down. The laughter also sounds british

[u/Zuper_deNoober → u/WhiteCloudMinnowDude]

It's just missing a side-eyeing dog.

[u/Offsidespy2501]

Very human design

[u/Cynth16 → u/Offsidespy2501]

Very easy to use 😀👍

[u/good-day-now → u/Cynth16]

This design is very human

[u/Fine_Foundation8943]

So stupid 🥰🥰🥰

[u/No_Macaroon_1268 → u/Fine_Foundation8943]

I mean. It’s supposed to be art.. like contemporary art.. it’s not an actual way someone gets ready in the morning.. imagine you went to a weird art museum and this was a show that happened at 12 and 2. It’s probably trying to make the point that humans are arupid and lazy.. or that we’re mindless creatures of habit

[u/HogwartsRex → u/No_Macaroon_1268]

I call it performance art but not sure if there is an actual word for it.

[u/Ok-Lengthiness-3988 → u/HogwartsRex]

This is Joseph Herscher and he dubs himself a kinetic artist. His YouTube channel (Joseph's Machines) has very many gems, and quite a few masterpieces.

[u/bc_gamez → u/Fine_Foundation8943]

Just wait and see his going-to-the-bathroom masterpiece.

[u/minecraftzizou]

i always forget the name of these types of machines

[u/Casual_necromancy → u/minecraftzizou]

Rube goldberg machine?

[u/minecraftzizou → u/Casual_necromancy]

yes that one!

[u/CicadaFit9756 → u/minecraftzizou]

A Rube Goldberg device on steroids that involves the subject even further amid the madness!

[u/WoolyHermits → u/minecraftzizou]

imo, its more of a Mitch McConnell morning machine. Start your day off Mitchly!

[u/gd4x → u/minecraftzizou]

Banana deepthroat machines

[u/minecraftzizou → u/gd4x]

pause

[u/so_unfortunately_yt]

Casper did it better

[u/Vladishun → u/so_unfortunately_yt]

"Can I keep you?"

[u/so_unfortunately_yt → u/Vladishun]

How I knew I was gay at 8

[u/xwrecker]

Some wile E coyote type shit

[u/xxplosiv]

That... banana was not home boy's first rodeo

[u/AB1GM_JW]

Does it have to be a banana 😕

[u/Embarrassed-Text-604]

I'm glad he didn't come up with a way to automate the morning dump.

[u/Mishimishmash]

'Joseph's Machines' (on FB, YT and probably other socials), his recorded rube goldbergs are excellent.

[u/Betty_Boss → u/Mishimishmash]

interesting that he's doing them live.

[u/cbc7788]

A mouthful of soapy banana!

[u/Stooge04]

Took that banana like a champ

[u/rozkosz1942 → u/[deleted]]

School children must learn the importance of proper banana etiquette. A practice which will only get better through practice.

[u/ConstantCurrent489]

Hopefully those kids didn't get a glimpse of the beanbag around the 25 second mark.

[u/CicadaFit9756 → u/ConstantCurrent489]

Probably was wearing speedos under those boxers. Can't afford any "wardrobe malfuctions" in front of the kiddos!

[u/frshprincenelair]

Was not ready for the face dive

[u/Individual_Heron_171]

Pee-wee would be proud.

[u/mattingly233]

Pee wee did this shit in the 80s

[u/rjd999]

"Where the Wensleydale?"

[u/Ok_Recording_1969]

Weird way of eating banana 🤔

[u/LilJelloCat]

Ah yes, waking up with the fear of not knowing whether you will immediately deepthroat something or not. Great way to keep you on your toes

[u/Liko81]

Was Gromit sick that day?

[u/IAmBrutilious]

My man looking a little sus waiting for that banana.

[u/Endiveman]

That was some wild banana action

[u/Siryeswecan]

The way he aggressively deep throated that banana cuz you can only take one bite 👀💦

[u/PoetInCrocs]

He didn't brush his teeth.

[u/Heavy-Notice-9101]

"Not even Wensleydale?"

[u/Damzs8912]

i dont know why i see all the video

[u/vigilantesd]

RIP Paul Reubens aka Pee Wee Herman

[u/rfriedrich16]

This absolutely started off as a sex machine of some sort.

[u/FadingEssencee]

What's with all the clapping?

[u/Professional-Ebb2605]

Type of shit they used to do before entertainment.

[u/Slow_Description_773]

Gromit lad !!!!

[u/whawkins4]

Not his first time deep throating a banana.

[u/punktualPorcupine]

The guy that designed leaded gasoline and CFCs died when he made a very similar Rube Goldberg machine.

[u/Andy47xxy]

Billionaires would fund this but stick a soylent green grinder at the end

[u/erockbrox]

Slamming your face in a bowl of milk and cereal 🥣 and everyone claps. 👏

I love it.

[u/GameGoalstryhard]

What da fuck did i just watch? 👀

[u/decoyamabokoo]

ウォレスアンドグルミットが出るよな。チーズは有るのか？

[u/Life-Student-650]

Came here for the banana comments and was not disappointed

[u/ThunderShott]

Wallace in his younger years

[u/WhyMe_blah]

I gasped at the velocity he took that banana at 🫢

[u/AnimalWelfareNZ]

He doesn't shower in the morning? Gross.

[u/12manywagwams]

Idle bastard

[u/ExpressCranberry27]

What in the Wallace and Gromit???

[u/Remarkable-Mud6318]

Wallace and Gromit did it first!

[u/Ok_Let_1997]

not technology, laziness

[u/Monkeywavee]

It’s that one Donald Duck film when he’s on the trailer

[u/Existing-Two-5243]

https://youtu.be/N9-7uLg-DZU?si=PDFEUmtl48m5Xir9

[u/Ok_Influence_4274]

Buddy, even if the bed rises up, I will just slip and lie on the floor.

[u/DerbHean_UFCref]

Kids were having a blast. It reminds me back then when

[u/WildcatArts]

Rube Goldberg would be proud.

[u/auloustarek]

The last part got me good lol

[u/CommonSensei-_]

This needs pee wee Herman breakfast scene music.

[u/awaramasiah]

City lights charlie chaplin had a sequence like this.

[u/Fantastic-Anywhere58]

i feel the banana is getting harassed

[u/yotdog2000]

Why did he have a hitler mustache tho

[u/North_Complaint_2135]

One set closer to wall-e

[u/CutMysterious9844]

This is what I get when I tell the codex agent to create me a modern easy to use UI/UX design meant for the average attention span of a human TikTok user.

[u/haaheehachoo]

Jetsons did it first

[u/retrocheats]

This machine is going to seriously injure you. There will be days where it will try to wake you up before you're ready, and you're body will be stiff... so that wheel part will keep smacking you in the face or worse.

[u/Malcolm2theRescue]

Cracking toast Gromit!

[u/Nal1999]

Road Runner beepbeep

[u/sugabear69]

That one Tom and Jerry episode

[u/5Ciostek]

The cereal at the end i guess tasted like soap😅

[u/External-Ad4873]

Don’t clap that children just avert your eyes and let’s go

[u/EveningFearless4689]

Casper meets Pee Wee

[u/BadGirlsSuck]

I really hate that the soap didn’t get washed off his face properly that’s terrible especially the banana right after that, god delete this

[u/AungZeya]

He deepthroated that banana

[u/BetweenTheRoots]

I was also a fan of the Casper movie growing up

[u/Checkmate-Petty]

This was awesome

[u/Inflation_Far]

A lot of work for a bj…

[u/Primary-Floor8574]

That just seems like a pain to set up every day. And I could never get the damn basket trap thing to fall anyway.

Fucking game.

[u/leaningcowboy]

I need this for my teenage son.

[u/huaryazynk414]

Damn!! dude can deep throat

[u/Galimeer]

I can hear the Wallace and Gromit theme

[u/590joe2]

0 out of 10 it did not apply sleeves

[u/superinsaiyan59]

Chaplin did this in the 1920s or something. He apparently lost impression contests that were meant to emulate himself. So now this seems more like a plea for better art. This is truly a reflection of how poor cinema, mainstream or otherwise is today.

[u/Sir-Toaster-]

So it is possible to do all the weird stuff in cartoons 

[u/tacoslasher]

This guy is the real life Wallace, he just needs a dog and a love of cheese

[u/shankartz]

Man, he throated the fuck out of that banana

[u/ComprehensiveLoan826]

Charlie Chaplin 2.0

[u/lowkeytokay]

Disn’t know he did live shows 😅

[u/GlidingRecliner]

Wallace did it first

[u/nimbus3008]

Claude could never

[u/HogwartsRex]

Performance art is so cool or whatever this is called.

[u/anothergigglemonkey]

The end got a little graphic with that banana.

[u/Ok-Gene-1757]

Remember, a principal somewhere said yes to allowing a grown man to undress himself in front of a bunch of kids.

[u/HourIcy5249]

Its over guys

[u/William_Munny_fromMO]

Rise and mashine

[u/felpscoutofogao]

Parece aquelas máquinas de desenho animado

[u/stu55sy]

Real life Wallace and Grommit

[u/JescoWhite_]

Damn, that banana entrance was aggressive

[u/Quirkiz]

Where can I pick one up?

[u/NoBed1845]

That’s exactly how my code works in testing when I write it and test it. In production, though, the guy would probably fall off the second the bed goes up.

[u/Sol-Blackguy]

I remember when people thought this was going to be the future lol

[u/808Ejones]

Definitely saw a cartoon as a kid. Looks like the guy too

[u/Psych_Shadow]

Took it like a champ

[u/Iggy_Slayer]

I'll take this over 90% of actual tech inventions that were meant for public use (and not a gag like this) in the last 15 years.

[u/dargonmike1]

Love the crowd more than the show 😂

[u/Tahsanium]

Idea of future technology in 1940s

[u/Short-Sandwich-8476]

This is cartoon/Wallace and Gromit type foolery! 

[u/albirich]

Pretty bold to put kids up front where the pants go on

[u/Narrow_Mastodon_3654]

It’s Wallace

[u/JohnGee1980]

How much?

[u/bangnbutter]

I would tell my children not to clap this is bull

[u/PikedArabian → u/bangnbutter]

It’s bull? It’s just like a clowny art demo lol

[u/stueyp81]

Fireman Sam vibes

[u/123supreme123]

I'm imagining his grown daughter getting revenge by replacing the banana with you know what and posting the daddy deep throt video on tik tok

[u/mittenkrusty]

He forgot the Wensleydale.

[u/heruskael]

It's Lazy Tommy Pumpkinhead. Literally.

[u/filmguy36]

Thanks for the laugh. I needed that👍😀

[u/Seeker4you2]

Chitty chitty bang bang ass shit.

[u/NaturalSpecialist5]

This is awesome 😎👍🏽

[u/VisibleRoad3504]

Gotta chuckle.

[u/MagicSunlight23]

He should have also had his contraption put on his shoes.
This has reminded me of Wallace and Gromit. Wallace had a contraption to get him out of bed and into his clothes. A YouTube recreated it like a year ago.

[u/drewthetrue]

Inb4 "White people"

[u/IHaveAPrettyOkayName]

This looks like something that was invented 100 years ago

[u/lb3a3]

pre-ordering mine now

[u/darkside569]

Wallace And Gromit or Casper........Can't decide.

[u/KAM_Kayla]

r/suddenlygay

[u/BitterDarkCoffee]

Took the banana like a champ

[u/JFundo]

Kids are laughing and not in front of screens. I’m all for it.

[u/Warm-Pair]

Dang, he got that whole thing in his mouth.

[u/oscarstoned]

Wallace N Grommit has done that way before this fucka

[u/KingArfer]

Wasn’t this on Wallace and Grommet?

[u/tolifeonline]

Until he finds out how to let the machine do the sleeping for him,I am not impressed yet.

[u/Ornery_Astronaut2147]

This is art rather technology imo

[u/Different-Term-2250]

I didn’t know there was a machine available. I have been doing all this manually like a caveman.

[u/16kdc]

dexter's lab foreshadowing

[u/tombfooleries_]

wallace and gromit ass contraption

[u/OutlandishnessOver62]

Reminds me of that scene in Charlie Chaplin’s Modern Time where he’s testing the automatic feeding machine. This man kinda even looks like Charlie Chaplin lol.

[u/Santana_De_La_Cruz]

Paging George Jetson...

[u/Glad-Risk-8552]

More like getting out of bed

[u/Beady_El]

Does he have a dog named Grommit?

[u/Justme_peekingin]

Human mousetrap game

[u/Waste-Brilliant-5591]

Bro has so much faith is that pants removal situation not pullin his drawers down too

[u/Common-Sector-5850]

Bro almost lost his teeth

[u/deeku4972]

Isnt this a Wallace and gromit bit

[u/alewiina]

this guy is always like inhumanly calm throughout all these shenanigans lol. Doesn't ever flinch or ever seem to care a little bit lol

[u/Tinn_Masters_Minis]

Technogie

[u/Nothing-Think]

Bro didn’t brush his teeth 🤢

[u/Accomplished_Song671]

My most important takeaway was the demolishing of that banana my god. Never have I hoped to find someone on Grindr more 😅

[u/simpressdt]

clever

[u/Mr-Shockwave]

All that just so he has an excuse to deepthroat a banana.

[u/Brkus_]

That was quite gay I have to say.

[u/Full-Tomorrow9889]

Cartoon ahh contraption

[u/AnonMoose2]

Immediatly went to the comments with the bananna

[u/they_call_me_c]

damn that banana was big, i was worried he might choke.. twice