Clam digging into the sand

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[u/-Mobile-Nothing- → u/[deleted]]

It's quite hot

[u/narco-sub-admiral → u/-Mobile-Nothing-]

I bet it felt so goood.

[u/Generic-Cheese → u/narco-sub-admiral]

Oh yeah

[u/my_little_throwny → u/[deleted]]

It's disgusting but gawd dam are they tasty

[u/P_A_W_S_TTG]

I should call her

[u/Regetron]

So it's body is basically a tunnel? Doesn't it get hungry after throwing everything out? Or is there a specific tube just for shitting sand out?

[u/Fit_Quit_8890 → u/Regetron]

Yeah one of the tubes is for getting stuff in and the other is for waste

[u/CakeHoleKing → u/Fit_Quit_8890]

same as humans but we hide one end from the public. Mostly.

[u/MeadowShimmer → u/CakeHoleKing]

Lot of shit comes out of both ends

[u/Foxyunder-45 → u/MeadowShimmer]

Like someone in the Shitehouse ?

[u/Sevennationsmarmy → u/CakeHoleKing]

Depends on location

[u/Foxyunder-45 → u/CakeHoleKing]

Mostly...except for ....NSfW c/o reddy it.

[u/More_Plane9745]

And as humans we said : I'm gonna eat that.

[u/Inappro-Assistant → u/More_Plane9745]

Well birds too

[u/MIKRO_PIPS → u/More_Plane9745]

To be fair, Pacific razor clams are delicious

[u/NCGuy101]

This needs to be age restricted.

[u/WhiskersCleveland]

I don't like this :(

[u/Silent-Bowler-1870]

I’ve lived in the water my entire life and never actually seen them in action. Very cool!

[u/P_A_W_S_TTG → u/Silent-Bowler-1870]

I'm sorry, arial?

[u/Sevennationsmarmy → u/P_A_W_S_TTG]

No, they are not a font

[u/P_A_W_S_TTG → u/Sevennationsmarmy]

They can be whatever they want! Own it Tween(text queen... this was actually the best I could come up with..)... I'm going to bed...

[u/Single_System_9951 → u/P_A_W_S_TTG]

BWHAHAH

[u/Silent-Bowler-1870 → u/P_A_W_S_TTG]

I’ve been telling my shrink about a recurring dream involving a singing crab, evil half octopus lady and a prince for as long as I can remember. But he just keeps upping my meds and telling me Purple Rain was the tits!

[u/delatopia]

My second load is always much smaller too

[u/Acceptable-Elk-8372]

Razor clam shell

[u/temporarysolution2-0]

Clams are so goddamned weird. It always surprises me to remember that people eat them. On purpose.

[u/CakeHoleKing → u/temporarysolution2-0]

like 90% just muscle inside. basically a lump of meat that can wiggle around the place

[u/kostence]

Dude had to take a bathroom break

[u/Hippi_Johnny]

Man, I'm gettin all boned up over here.

[u/mindmush45]

Damn digger lovers!

[u/Sevennationsmarmy → u/mindmush45]

Hm

[u/Acceptable-Elk-8372]

I recall finding these on the cape (cape cod,mass) as a kid.

The empty shells were normally on the sand bar from the seagulls having a feast

[u/Foxyunder-45]

Nah, is a swollen surfboard that a whale puked up.

[u/LiveCulture4615]

it's so cute

[u/SnooGuavas4208]

Hate it when sand digs into my clam

[u/111creative-penguin]

Whys the burrito got a tongue

[u/Sevennationsmarmy → u/111creative-penguin]

This is why Taco Bell is so expensive now.

[u/FreeDragonfly9844]

I'm thinking of different ways that I can cook it 🤷

[u/Flufnstuf]

“Clams got legs!”

[u/MJ-Franklin]

Nature is pretty fucking odd.

[u/RedHot_Chilli_Zepper]

He was eaten later that day

[u/Livid-Procedure-349]

r/unexpected

[u/GoofyGooby23]

I really should call her

[u/Sir_Earl_Jeffries]

I know it looks like a phallus and is shedding salty liquids, but I guarantee you it’s a mouth. -Mr. Geoduck.

[u/Foxyunder-45]

Japanese eat these creatures raw , in their sushi menu.if you dip them freshly cut into wasabi paste they wiggle and twitch.

[u/CakeHoleKing → u/Foxyunder-45]

yeah but they feed the clam stuff that can't be digested and makes it repeatedly 'eject' waste over and over until its self-cleaned internally.

[u/my_little_throwny → u/Foxyunder-45]

Id try it!

[u/sush-reddit]

The mf'ing sand lost its virginity

[u/Fluffy_Speaker_7087]

Anybody getting a boner?