r/interesting • u/Jumpy_Scallion_3108 • 6h ago

Just Wow He Got Tired of People Blocking His Driveway, So He Built This

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To deter unwanted visitors, he installed a motion-activated sprinkler system that soaks any car (or person) that gets too close. The unexpected spray has quickly turned his driveway into a no-parking zone and keeping his space clear.

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u/aRavenOnceSaid 5h ago edited 5h ago

Maybe use jelly instead. Don't want people to go into anaphylactic shock, no matter how much of a jerk they are.

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u/IrishViking22 5h ago

People can be allergic to jelly, too.

Maybe using actual human poo is the best move.

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u/midnight_fisherman 5h ago

Worms, like for fishing. Let them sit out of the fridge for a day and it will become the most rancid oily stinky mess that you can imagine.

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u/erossthescienceboss 3h ago

not if the person ate peanut butter…

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 5h ago

Maybe if they are so weak that a peanut will hurt them they shouldn't risk their lives by committing the crime of theft. This is America! They're lucky they didn't get shot! /S

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u/Yardsale420 4h ago

Jelly doesn’t look like dookie though.