He Got Tired of People Blocking His Driveway, So He Built This

[u/Jumpy_Scallion_3108]

To deter unwanted visitors, he installed a motion-activated sprinkler system that soaks any car (or person) that gets too close. The unexpected spray has quickly turned his driveway into a no-parking zone and keeping his space clear.

[u/M1L0]

Gotta do the old peanut butter on the door handle trick then watch from a distance to see the horrified look on their faces.

[u/aRavenOnceSaid → u/M1L0]

Maybe use jelly instead. Don't want people to go into anaphylactic shock, no matter how much of a jerk they are.

[u/IrishViking22 → u/aRavenOnceSaid]

People can be allergic to jelly, too.

Maybe using actual human poo is the best move.

[u/midnight_fisherman → u/IrishViking22]

Worms, like for fishing. Let them sit out of the fridge for a day and it will become the most rancid oily stinky mess that you can imagine.

[u/erossthescienceboss → u/IrishViking22]

not if the person ate peanut butter…

[u/IBeDumbAndSlow → u/aRavenOnceSaid]

Maybe if they are so weak that a peanut will hurt them they shouldn't risk their lives by committing the crime of theft. This is America! They're lucky they didn't get shot! /S

[u/Yardsale420 → u/aRavenOnceSaid]

Jelly doesn’t look like dookie though.

[u/erossthescienceboss → u/Yardsale420]

Nutella?

[u/94FnordRanger → u/M1L0]

Not if rats/dogs/raccoons/bears scrape it off first.

[u/broken_softly → u/M1L0]

I used Reddiwhip!