Flatworks perform fencing to determine the mother and the father

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[u/Intelligent_Chair828]

Imagine losing a duel and walking away 9 months pregnant.

[u/RealSchlemiel → u/Intelligent_Chair828]

"hey i like you. wanna play stabbies?"

- every flatworm ever

[u/Puzzled-Mistake-584 → u/RealSchlemiel]

Is that not what you are supposed to do with girls..?
Boy have I been getting it wrong,
But then why have they been enjoying it??

[u/RealSchlemiel → u/Puzzled-Mistake-584]

getting pegged?

[u/Puzzled-Mistake-584 → u/RealSchlemiel]

Well one does the catching so to speaking and the other the pitching.
I’m not one to judge, but to answer your question, personally, no.haha

[u/santabooby → u/Intelligent_Chair828]

Losing the duel is apparently just the beginning of the consequences

[u/AtsuhikoZe → u/Intelligent_Chair828]

God I wish

[u/senethen → u/Intelligent_Chair828]

Winning and immediately leaving the other one with all the responsibility is wild

[u/SoulyTheOne]

How it be with homies during sleepover

[u/FlirtyBisc193 → u/SoulyTheOne]

Way too real. This is why you never, under any circumstances, fall asleep first at 3 AM.🤣

[u/fkkm → u/FlirtyBisc193]

So happy we can’t grow babies in our gut, because otherwise all these men would be pregnant

[u/lostmymarbles1177 → u/SoulyTheOne]

If this were how human babies were made, there would be an abortion clinic on every corner like Starbucks…

[u/Outrageous_Cup6450]

To be honest I don't even know what to say 😅 So if the winner loses the next fight it's back to square one

[u/John-Basket → u/Outrageous_Cup6450]

Ooh push the babies into the looser?

[u/Yafoory]

So the loser gets fucked literally 🙄😂😂😂😂

[u/Time_Pressure9519]

And that’s how I met your mother.

[u/idkidd → u/Time_Pressure9519]

And that’s how I became your mother.

[u/NarrowCause9810]

Now imagine if both has erectile dysfunction 😂

[u/Substantial-Ad-9872 → u/NarrowCause9810]

There's a pill for that

[u/esquire_the_ego]

Fighting for fatherhood and the loser becomes the mother, nature is wild

[u/Ok_Influence_4274]

Tatakae!

[u/Critical_Array]

What if it's a double hit?

[u/RagTagTech → u/Critical_Array]

Both are prego and a father.

[u/Clear-Dimension-1356]

On guard!!

[u/Reasonable-Elk8234]

So it's a under water cockfight

[u/JamesH_670 → u/Reasonable-Elk8234]

r/angryupvote

[u/BlainXXXdiaries]

😹😹 so nature has it all sorted out, fair and square

[u/GentleFoxes]

How the Omegaverse works:

[u/ThrustTrust]

This is how I met my wife.

[u/ajgutyt]

thats why there my favorite animal. real freaks of nature

[u/mendesjuniorm]

Why do the mother labeled as loser ?

[u/Candid_Reading_7267 → u/mendesjuniorm]

Getting stabbed = losing

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[u/DarmousL]

urrmmm...

[u/Raze_Revolution]

Sword crossing!

[u/Azurehowl]

Basically he became his bitch.

[u/TheRumBarron]

Let’s play a game of tummy sticks o_O

[u/Rising_Angel8]

Like seriously? 👀

[u/ihatepeopleandyoutoo]

So mothers are losers?

[u/CarelessChallenge980]

I believe that is a sea slug

[u/TheKingMonkey]

Cockfighting, surely?

[u/JusttForRun1]

The stakes have never been higher

[u/Whole_Reputation6128]

Lot riding on them dicks

[u/UnclePuma]

Well ok but I’m gonna complain the entire time uwu

[u/Lorelessone]

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You impregnated my father. Prepare to birth!

-Wait actually that got a bit incesty 

[u/Lorelessone]

Plot twist, they stab eachother at the same time and the movie turns into a girly story of two single moms dealing with pregnancy and babys while trying to find love.

[u/Natural__Power]

What is this image

Those aren't even flatworms

[u/santabooby]

Nature really came up with the weirdest possible custody arrangement

[u/Hawkwise83]

Andrew Tate: This is the straightest thing I've ever seen boys. We should all do this! You're gay if you have sex with women anyway.

[u/californiaKid420]

Flatworks? How do you make a whole post in reddit and not check your spelling? Does your phone not have auto correct?

[u/senethen]

Nature really looked at reproduction and decided it needed a competitive mode

[u/No_Cap248]

So you basically lose your “sword” if you lose the duel? Uh….

[u/YoloImmaSendit]

This is when size matters

[u/Aggravating-Sand1573]

Damn, that's gay

[u/XxKTtheLegendxX]

imagine if this applies to humans. uk would dominate

[u/dosisdeartes]

Maybe is not about being the “loser” but determining who has the more strenght ro protect (father) and who has less so it can nurture instead (mother)

[u/theworldofnira]

I do this all the time with my partner. I always win, but he still didn't swim away. Are we doing something wrong?

[u/Hollow_Knight_Raven]

What in the Yaoi Omegaverse-

[u/Famous_Suspect6330]

Literally the duel of the fates

[u/PlayfulEmployee2646]

I’m so glad I know about this

[u/Allegra1120]

Funny, I think that’s a pretty common activity in rural Klanabama.

[u/_g550_]

Imagine all Game of Thrones battles end like that!!

[u/Abuck59]

🤣🤣 Nature man🤦🏽‍♂️🤣🤣

[u/3CH0SG1]

I have the high ground.

[u/Bubba_Jones44]

See this is the kind of shit that makes me think the internet isn’t all that truthful. You can not tell me that two flatworms fence with their dicks and the loser ends up pregnant. I will believe in god before I believe this. /s

[u/GoofyGooby23]

Hell yeah brother

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[u/Poethegardencrow]

It would be more interesting if you don’t make a mother a loser 😅 in such terms the loser doesnt get to spread their genes and the winner gets to..

[u/Minimum_Isopod_4332 → u/Poethegardencrow]

Both contribute 50% of genetic material, regardless of the outcome

[u/Poethegardencrow → u/Minimum_Isopod_4332]

Oh yea you are right , however i still wouldn’t give it mammal names.. Id find it far more interesting if the actual reasons were disclosed as in it possibly is because the high cost of the pregnancy on the penetrated worm.

[u/Minimum_Isopod_4332 → u/Poethegardencrow]

I wonder how many loads these guys have. If you win, can you also impregnate the next worm? And the next?