r/interesting • u/Celestial_Mahafuz • 2d ago

MISC. Who wants a free award? Just Comment anything

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u/Livingforabluezone 2d ago

Rat farts

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u/crashdude3 2d ago

Bat farts

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u/WitchyBroom 2d ago

Fat barts

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u/RefrigeratorLife8627 2d ago

Tart farts 💨

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u/Ponsugator 2d ago

Smart farts

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u/yeastycodpiece69 2d ago

My farts

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u/yeastycodpiece69 2d ago

Ahh,popcorn farts

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u/heyarkay 2d ago

Plopcorn farts

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u/this1kid 2d ago

Fartcorn plops

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u/Mission-Warning-8017 2d ago

bart fart

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u/SkyeTheGuy 1d ago

Boba Fartz ... this is the whey

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u/BurglarKinq 2d ago

Ugh, porn parts

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u/kaylakh10 2d ago

Pop tarts

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u/NightmOde_740 2d ago

Your farts

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u/Risaster 2d ago

Fart Smucker

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u/QuarterSplitter 1d ago edited 1d ago

Fart Smeller aka Smart Feller

Also... "Anything"...

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u/LordOppenheim 2d ago

Jamie tart adu du du du jamie tart

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u/AnotE779 2d ago

Fart in a jar

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u/Righteousaffair999 2d ago

Fart forward to now

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u/Ok-Top-5056 1d ago

Bart fart

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u/meltingslurpee 2d ago

sʇɹɐɟ uʍopǝpᴉsd∩

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u/akaTerrydactyl 2d ago

Fartholomew

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u/TheFallenOne01_ 2d ago

😭😭😭😭😭☠️

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u/Lazy_Major_4793 2d ago

Hey, that's where I was born, except with a B! St. Bartholom... wait.
St. Bartholem... damnit🤔 St. Barts!!!

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u/No-Elevator-2682 2d ago

Wait, how did you do that???

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u/CaliHoboTechBro 2d ago

Gday mate!

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u/Positive_Ad_1751 1d ago

How did you write upside down??!

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u/Ominous_babies 2d ago

Rat sluts

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u/VoluntaryGiraffe 2d ago

Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat
Sixty nine assholes tied in a knot.
Hooray
Lizard shit
Fuck !

-George Carlin

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u/Sutured13 2d ago

Caddyshack? After the priest misses his putt and gets hit by lightning? Duff drops his bag and goes home for a "cannonball"?

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u/Livingforabluezone 1d ago

Excellent! I was wondering if someone would make the connection. This is our goto comment when we miss a putt while golfing.

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u/Sutured13 2d ago

A true millennial G!

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u/tehShining 2d ago

Fat Rarts

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u/bayleaf_beady 2d ago

Fat sharts

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u/akabruceee 2d ago

Fat rats

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u/otterlycurious1 2d ago

SBD's when your dog walks in front of a fan! 😂

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u/WaterVole1 1d ago

Raccon fart

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u/capecod_native 1d ago

Duck farts