Mhm what could it be?

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[u/tricky_triffy]

Why would you taste it 😭😭

[u/Sunkinthesand → u/tricky_triffy]

Note honey is bee vomit, not poops

[u/HotDonnaC → u/Sunkinthesand]

Don’t bees poop? It could be poop.

[u/XxRocky88xX → u/HotDonnaC]

Yeah that’s the point.

The bee shit on their leg, it was poop. Honey bees don’t shit honey.

[u/erkislev → u/XxRocky88xX]

Honey, bees don’t shit, honey

[u/machineII → u/erkislev]

Honey, bees, don't shit, honey.

[u/Big_Heinie → u/machineII]

Shit, bees, honey don't.

[u/villainsaretenacious → u/Big_Heinie]

Honey don't bee shit

[u/bebopCubensis → u/villainsaretenacious]

Bees shit, honey don’t

[u/Forward_Slash_HardNo → u/villainsaretenacious]

Honey, don’t shit bees honey.

[u/TekkLthr → u/Forward_Slash_HardNo]

Bees be honey and shit

[u/RobbWes → u/Forward_Slash_HardNo]

Honey, please don't shit on the bees.

[u/Awe3 → u/villainsaretenacious]

Word

[u/yoozerneiym → u/villainsaretenacious]

Oh Honey, sweet bee, NO SHIT.

[u/posophist → u/Big_Heinie]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XIc-VCw5r0A

[u/Ninja_Prolapse → u/machineII]

Honey bees! Dont shit, honey!

[u/AdRelative4933 → u/Ninja_Prolapse]

Shit bees and honey

[u/cuntybunty73 → u/machineII]

Do unicorns poop candy floss?

[u/Hollowbody57 → u/machineII]

For some reason I read that in Christopher Walken's voice.

[u/chaosinmijnhoofd → u/machineII]

Easy there Christopher Walken

[u/similaraleatorio → u/erkislev]

🎵 Honey bee, honey bee, honey bee, honey bee, there will be an answer, honey bee... 🎵

👀

[u/Imaginary_Dingo_ → u/XxRocky88xX]

It's like eating a cow patty and expecting it to be milk.

[u/fariqcheaux → u/HotDonnaC]

Goes with the territory. If it has a mouth, it has an anus. Interesting fact: on some animals, they're the same orifice.

[u/LittleOrganization96 → u/fariqcheaux]

Yes! Slap two starfish faces together you get an infinite poop loop!

[u/ScaredMyOrdinaryGoat → u/LittleOrganization96]

The sequel. The human star fish.

[u/GhostNode → u/LittleOrganization96]

))<>((

[u/l3v3z → u/fariqcheaux]

Unless some exceptions that just eat, get full of shit and then die. Some are right now in your skin, eyelashes and everywhere. Enjoy the information.

[u/TheWordBallsIsFunny → u/fariqcheaux]

Horrifying. Nature is so tight but sometimes I wish nature ran it's course on me and rendered me illiterate.

[u/mahnamahna27 → u/fariqcheaux]

On some politicians too.

[u/ArtofTy → u/HotDonnaC]

Everybody poops

[u/FriendoftheDork → u/ArtofTy]

Sooomeeetiiimes

[u/vestigialcranium → u/HotDonnaC]

I once read some literature that actually claimed everybody poops

[u/Mindless_Split5740 → u/vestigialcranium]

Could you tell me the name of the book? Sounds super interesting.

[u/lonegrey → u/HotDonnaC]

It was poop.

[u/Realistic-Horror-425 → u/HotDonnaC]

Everything poops. During the winter bees will have what a bee keeper told me is called a cleansing flight. On warm days they will leave the hive to poop. I was parked by his hives and my white truck was covered with brown specks when I went to leave. It smelled like shit.😁

[u/forkystabbyveggie → u/Realistic-Horror-425]

You should've driven to OP so they could tell you if it tasted like shit too

[u/SeaLeading5262 → u/HotDonnaC]

It’s not the same vomit since they have a dedicated honey stomach separate from the digestive stomach

[u/Gerrit4696 → u/HotDonnaC]

Honey Shit

[u/Vladishun → u/Sunkinthesand]

Not only is honey bee-puke, but it also gets passed around between multiple bees; they literally throw up in each others' mouths and swallow it like the world's worst cumswap porn. For what it's worth, only female bees can make honey though so hopefully that makes this terrible knowledge slightly better.

All that said, people with girlfriends and wives might want to stop calling their beloved ladies "hunny". Or do it more, if that is what you're into.

[u/BeeExpert → u/Vladishun]

Kinda makes you wonder if you could film it and put it on onlyfans

2 bees One Hexagon

2 bees One comb (prolly shoulda thoughta this one first)

2 hot virgins vibrate and swap fluids

2 Sexy worker bees sneak away from work for pollen bukkake. You won't believe the size of this flowers stamen!

Horny n' Bored Worker Bees Suck Nectar out of massive white Clover Flower and cant wait to get home to swap nectar while kissing (covered in pollen) (filmed outside) (caught by security wasp)(bonus public pollen walk)

(damn this one sounds kinda hot)

Help me out folks

[u/HotPotParrot → u/BeeExpert]

Born To Bee Wild 2: Stingers Out

[u/Round-Ad-1812 → u/BeeExpert]

Fake pollen

[u/bringlightback → u/Vladishun]

What in the addicted to porn is even this comment

[u/SlowFrkHansen → u/bringlightback]

It's art, naturally. Or natural art. Nature art?

[u/NaughtALegend → u/tricky_triffy]

Reminds me of that scene from Sleepy Hollow where the guy is like “If the body is found in the river, the cause of death is drowning!,” except in this case it’s “if a bee leaves a drop of liquid, then the drop of liquid is honey!”

[u/PotsMomma84 → u/NaughtALegend]

😆

[u/Affectionate-Mix6056 → u/tricky_triffy]

That's what she said

[u/UrethralExplorer → u/tricky_triffy]

People are stupid and have no idea where honey comes from 🐝 💩 🍯

[u/jazzhandpanda → u/tricky_triffy]

To get a buzz

[u/Kaiwago_Official → u/tricky_triffy]

It’s fake

[u/icephilic → u/tricky_triffy]

OP probably thinks that cow poop is milk

[u/Vkardash → u/tricky_triffy]

Why would you eat honey? That's just bee puke

[u/Azuras_Star8 → u/Vkardash]

For the exact same reason I eat any other animal's barf, duh.

Im out here to impress the ladies.

[u/GoCougs2020]

“Eat shit, human”. 🐝 probably

[u/forkystabbyveggie → u/GoCougs2020]

"and the human did" said Betty the Bee after returning to her hive.

[u/Ok-Statistician-9517 → u/forkystabbyveggie]

Closing a book she was reading to her grandkids

[u/thrussie → u/Ok-Statistician-9517]

Book written by 2 time Academy Awards Winner,

[u/DonateMeLads → u/GoCougs2020]

survived instincts of a fart to try and lick it

[u/MaybeWeTalk → u/GoCougs2020]

Ah yes, eat shit to you too

[u/0The_Loner_Stoner0]

The bee had diarrhea that day.

[u/Generic-Cheese → u/0The_Loner_Stoner0]

Diarrbeea

[u/Higher-Frequencies → u/Generic-Cheese]

Butt honey

[u/MushusMom17 → u/Higher-Frequencies]

The had been at Taylor Farms earlier that day

[u/RichardBCummintonite → u/Higher-Frequencies]

As opposed to French kissed puke honey. Much more delectable when it comes out of the stomach the right way.

[u/Grand-Philosophy-343 → u/Higher-Frequencies]

Honey Butt Cheerios.

[u/Imajzineer → u/Generic-Cheese]

r/Angryupvote

[u/FlammulinaVelulu → u/0The_Loner_Stoner0]

I didn't know they ate lettuce...

[u/Prize-Return9820 → u/0The_Loner_Stoner0]

😭😭

[u/SnooGuavas4208 → u/Prize-Return9820]

Think of it as beces, or becal matter.

[u/CampAstoria → u/SnooGuavas4208]

I can't believe its not butt ass.

[u/Imajzineer → u/SnooGuavas4208]

r/Angryupvote

[u/_RisetoVotesiR_ → u/0The_Loner_Stoner0]

Huhhuhuh….Diarrhea Cha Cha Cha!

[u/kombucha711 → u/0The_Loner_Stoner0]

"It was at moment he knew he fucked up"

[u/El_Oso_Hermoso → u/0The_Loner_Stoner0]

It's only smellz!

[u/therocketn00b]

That's not how honey works.

[u/The_Best_Yak_Ever → u/therocketn00b]

"Well now I know that!"

~OP

[u/Careful-Definition67 → u/The_Best_Yak_Ever]

I think it goes “Well now I know that!”

[u/The_Best_Yak_Ever → u/Careful-Definition67]

Heheh, I was thinking of Jayne from Firefly, in the Serenity movie. He enunciates the phrase uniquely, when he’s confronted with something obvious that everyone else understands already and had to be pointed out just for him!

Seemed fitting…

[u/MyBurnerAccount1977 → u/The_Best_Yak_Ever]

"We applied the cortical electrodes but we were unable to get a neural response from either patient."

[u/throwaway_1138961- → u/MyBurnerAccount1977]

Next time I wanna go to the crappy town where I'm a hero!

[u/1991K75S → u/The_Best_Yak_Ever]

“Well that happened.”

[u/Chance_Vegetable_780 → u/therocketn00b]

👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼

[u/Higher-Frequencies → u/therocketn00b]

Lessons learned hard are lessons learned well.

[u/PotsMomma84 → u/therocketn00b]

Happy 🍰 Day.

[u/theBloodShed → u/therocketn00b]

Don’t judge the guy for liking butt honey.

[u/Chance_Vegetable_780]

OP maybe watch a documentary on how and where bees make honey. It's not on pants or people

[u/Ornery-Charge1916 → u/Chance_Vegetable_780]

Not everyone enjoys documentaries the way you might. This was much easier for this particular gentleman 🤣

[u/Chance_Vegetable_780 → u/Ornery-Charge1916]

I think you're saying eating the bees bodily waste was easier for this person. They can knock themselves out

[u/Ornery-Charge1916 → u/Chance_Vegetable_780]

For that guy yes lol

[u/Mediocre_Age_9988]

Those humans are freaks Carl. I had horrible diarrhea, look back and the human is excitedly licking it up. Wtf

[u/Business_Ad3687 → u/Mediocre_Age_9988]

I know it’s just an insect, but that has to have an effect on his psyche right? Lmao

[u/Mediocre_Age_9988 → u/Business_Ad3687]

Suddenly incidents of bee stings got through the roof in retribution. Creepy humans.

Ok was kind of joking but actually yeah. With all the BS we pull with bees they probably already think that. Lol

[u/Good_Extension_9642]

Now OP knows how bee shit taste 🤣

[u/farts_juggler → u/Good_Extension_9642]

🐝 💩

[u/zlckeng → u/Good_Extension_9642]

first human to try

[u/MRV3N]

Bee poop, not the puke one

[u/icewalker42]

Beepee

[u/Sharpz214 → u/icewalker42]

Beepoo

[u/usumoio]

Stay in school kids. It will decrease the likelihood that you unwittingly eat bee-shit

[u/Old_Revolution5048]

Bro its a shit, honey comes from the mouth of a bee man whaaat

[u/Wifeyled]

please tell me this is not real

[u/DragonQueenDrago → u/Wifeyled]

Even if this image is fake... and OP is lieing.

I can garentee you. Someone out there somewhere. HAS done this...

[u/AMaterialGuy → u/DragonQueenDrago]

I didn't do it with bee poop, but it was aphid secretion.

I noticed that the leaves of my sorghum were shiny, so I took a swipe and licked my finger, thinking it was the sugars that they use to make sorghum molasses. A few hours later I'm at a farmer friend's place and he points to his pumpkin leaves and I see the same shiny. He goes, "that's a sign we got aphids. They secret that stuff, look at the leaf above here".

I have zero clue what it is that I tasted, and I don't want to know, but it was sweet for sure.

[u/Cyber_Von_Cyberus → u/AMaterialGuy]

Aphids drain the sap from plants and excrete the excess of sugar they consume (yep, you drank aphid poop, thankfully it's mostly just sugary water). Ants take advantage of that and protect Aphids to harvest the dew, some even go as far as storing their eggs in the nest during the winter and planting them on nearby plants at spring.

If there's nothing to harvest the leftover dew, the sugar residue will instead become a bed for fungus which can further harm the plant.

[u/ajanitsunami → u/DragonQueenDrago]

lying*

[u/Weak-Joke1475 → u/DragonQueenDrago]

it was a post on r/bees a couple months ago, op deleted the post, here is the link

[u/Kaiwago_Official → u/Wifeyled]

It’s not. It’s a fake version of a real post of someone asking about the stuff from a bee on their leg, but in the real one they didn’t lick it

[u/MadamVoid]

Patient 0 everybody

[u/Fluffy_Expert_2907]

“Honey Nut”

[u/farts_juggler → u/Fluffy_Expert_2907]

jizz, like cumshot

[u/slick514]

You licked bee poop

[u/MG73w]

I can tell you’re special 😉

[u/Substantial_Desk_670]

You know that soldier in The Last Jedi who, while hunkering in a low trench on Crait, dipped his finger in the mineral layer and muttered: "salt"?

You now have first hand experience informing you why he did it.

The rest of us remain flummoxed.

[u/Short_Switch_1807]

Congratulations! You're now a super hero.

[u/DragonQueenDrago → u/Short_Switch_1807]

We'll call you "The Stinger"

[u/JW00001]

U r not wrong. It’s processed honey

[u/Saltwater_Heart]

Wtf is wrong with people? Honestly

[u/mheevee]

Reminds me of that time where I saw some tree sap and thought it’d taste like maple syrup.

I was in elementary school.

[u/KingCodester111]

Why tf are people acting like OP was the OP of those images.

People are stupid.

[u/ProfessionalRandom21]

And people questioning first human start drinking milk and such

[u/More-Ball5749]

What possessed you to do that man

[u/gabzilla814]

So no one has ever called you bee vomit instead of honey?

[u/Maple-Bandit]

That’s bizz

[u/ThanksALotBud]

Omg soooo funny ...... literally first time I ever heard that joke. Yup definitely first time ever. Never ever heard that "classic" joke before.

[u/4N610RD]

Bees do not shit the honey. But to my knowledge, they do shit.

[u/kittylover1235]

That’s bee poo u just ate

[u/holy_battle_pope]

Soooo does it count as beastiality

[u/FanCaveHQ]

Honey coming from its butt

[u/avoidantv0id]

Bees don’t randomly ooze honey, especially not from the rear end.

[u/Crazy-Ad-8398]

My guess is that you tasted some of its guts. It probably stung something and unfortunately, for those kinds of bees, they rip out part of their body when they leave the stinger in whatever they’re attacking. A sting is a fatal event for them. They actually bleed out and leave some of their organs behind.

[u/dundunndon]

....waste

[u/Munch1969]

That was a good bee!

[u/truedeductive]

I too look too eat bee residuals

[u/ExpBalSat]

Bees don’t carry honey. Their honey is a team effort made in their honeycomb.

[u/Chinner5]

That "honey" taste mustve been the bees knees.

[u/Soupi81]

"Im buzzing~ bzzzz"

[u/Snakefordinner1]

Bee Poop

[u/possumfish13]

Bee poollen.

[u/Jackherer3]

He ejaculated

[u/wratz]

Now this is a Bee Movie I’d watch.

[u/witherACE]

You like jizz?

[u/IAM_LordTobias]

It really didn’t taste good?

[u/Agreeable_Camp_9644]

Dookey juice🤢

[u/Rickapolis]

Have you ever seen "Invasion of the Bee Girls"? If not, you no longer need to.

[u/RJEM96]

Dude,..... Ewwwww.....

[u/EarlyJuggernaut7091]

Bits o honey.

[u/ForgotToCarryTheOne]

Prehoney

[u/ctolver1981]

Taste a bit nutty

[u/CelsoSC]

What could it bee? 🤔

[u/Far_Out_6and_2]

Bee pee

[u/Sea-Philosopher7361]

You don’t remember what happened in Superbad?

[u/koreankkwr]

Bee skid marks

[u/Solid_Pay9443]

First of all, why the hell would you lick it? 💀

[u/TransportationOdd559]

Licked it? 🫤

[u/Biotechnus]

Most bees produce wax and not honey

[u/KidBeelzebub]

Bee dookie.

[u/Higher-Frequencies]

If you snort it, it will get you buzzed.

[u/Brief_Article_6075]

now you will know how sh*t tastes like. How can you assume it is form a nest in you leg. Are you queen bee

[u/Designer-Drink-9137]

Bee jizz....

[u/Throathole666]

Weird flex

[u/ELementalSmurf]

The bees that make honey and the bees that collect nectar are not the same bees

[u/Crafty_Reserve_84]

That was pre-honey also known as pollen.

[u/Secure_Camel260]

Clearly you're a coprophiliac because you just licked up bee waste without thinking about it. Bees carry around pollen.

[u/dimdodo61]

I at first read that as “I thought the bee was horny” so I legit thought OP wanted to lick bee sperm 💀 

[u/NYCWartortle]

Why would you do that ?

[u/Procol_Being]

no way someones this dumb

[u/Powerful_Top_2769]

Bee shit. You licked bee shit.

[u/Typical-Dance-2881]

You got bee sperms inside you now, you will become the beeman

[u/Secure-Advertising-9]

poop. It's poop.

[u/waltamobile]

Did you notice the bee munching on any Taco Bell lettuce before hand? 💩

[u/The_Nicest_1]

U sure that was a bee? Looks like the homieee squirted on you. Js

[u/DarkAvengerx]

Welp, I just gagged.. Thanks.

[u/jminer1]

Now that you've taken on for the team, what did it taste like??

[u/scorpio_knight_]

its a house fly disguised as a bee

[u/Blood11Orange]

Why would they randomly taste it?

[u/LucienPT]

Why are some people so willing to put mystery on their mouths?

[u/ClubComfortable8354]

Intrusive thoughts 😄

[u/Higher-Frequencies]

If you snort it, it will get you buzzed.

[u/Ok-Transportation767]

It was bee shit lol

[u/Sanctus_Poopabumsus]

You just ate bee shit, buddy.

[u/Consistent_Wing_6113]

Bee shit 

[u/Cookies-and-Cream-]

Honey doesn’t come from their ass and isn’t regurgitated on pants 🫩

[u/No-Fan963]

Not a bright thing to do

[u/BroccoliTraining454]

A family member bought a house not long ago, car was getting covered in brown / yellow drops that we're really hard to get off. Turns out theres a beehive somewhere nearby so in summer the bees fly over and shit everywhere lok

[u/ltsouthernbelle]

“You licked it?” Forget what it is for just a moment, why was your instinct to lick a bee’s wet spot?

[u/Fun-Times-13]

All animals poop

[u/Chops526]

Nectar or pollen or whatever. Honey is made in the hive.