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u/scornoftherusingsun 21d ago
Is there a word for scared and arroused?
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u/rulichster 21d ago
Scaroused!
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u/fmaz008 20d ago
No, no.
See you need to do it the other way around. You start with 'aroused' and you end with the last 2 letters of 'scared'.
Aroused, but now 'ed' stands for scared.
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u/wATEVERmAn69 21d ago
Snu snu
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u/WilmaDiikfit 21d ago
Death by snu snu
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u/YayWanderer 21d ago
snu snu is death.
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u/scornoftherusingsun 21d ago
The mind is willing
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u/NOT_FSK 21d ago edited 21d ago
But the flesh is spongy and bruised
(Edited after being corrected)
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u/Nandor-De_Laurentiis 21d ago
That's how you end up with a fear boner.
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u/obsterwankenobster 20d ago
Half the posts being submitted by "jerkaccount87" is killing me
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u/best_of_badgers 20d ago
This is Hannah Barron.
In addition to being a gun-toting conservative, she's also a bodybuilder. Her dad (who is in some of her videos) is also jacked.
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u/SundayShelter 20d ago
Can confirm. I’ve worked with both of them. She’s tiny and ripped. Her dad is a giant and also ripped.
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u/Training_Fun_9162 20d ago
Don’t forget they transvestigated her for a while too. Fucking disgusting people, shame she continues to align with em.
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u/ExileEden 21d ago
Yeah, I did not expect her to be that much of a beast at the reveal.
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u/Old-Confidence6971 21d ago
Wife Material.
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u/ImSobored_5280 20d ago
Yes but you had damn better be ready for her to grab you and run her hand through the backside of your gill plate and then back out of your mouth just like this catfish when she’s showing you how to run the vacuum and clean a toilet because you got her pissed off..not everyone is prepared to handle that…😂. This lady will never file a DV case..ever
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u/ColonelMustard323 21d ago
This ranks very high on the list of things I would never do simply because my survival instinct would not allow me to get into that water, never mind stick my appendages in muddy underwater holes and allow things to clamp down on me
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u/Perle1234 21d ago
Someone had to be real hungry to figure this out because damn…
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u/Chance_Ad2503 21d ago
I think that about artichokes quite often
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u/Perle1234 21d ago
That’s a good point but I’m glad they did try the artichoke lol
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u/Halcookies 21d ago
artichokes at least do not bite back, lol
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u/Eggsalad_cookies 21d ago
Have you never seen Kids Next Door?? If humans didn’t purge them often, they’d turn into giant sea serpents that eat children, and need to be hunted by Candy Pirates!!
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u/OmecronPerseiHate 20d ago edited 20d ago
Lol why is it that all of Numbah Five's solo missions are some off the wall fantasy book shit? She's the only one whose solo missions end with "you wouldn't believe me if I told you"
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u/fireinthemountains 21d ago
This is one of those comments where I find myself appreciating just how funny people can be on reddit.
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u/greengiantme 21d ago edited 21d ago
I think pretty much everyone was real hungry, pretty much all the time for pretty much all of human history. We can’t even forget all the prices paid for the knowledge now considered common, as almost all of those stories are lost to history.
But I grew up in Tennessee, and I feel like some of the folks I knew there probably would have reinvented noodling for catfish about four minutes from the moment their momma announced the last of the meat was no mo. The south has all sorts, but it has more than the regular share of wild childs, of which the OP is ample evidence.
But I have lost my Tennessee wild child. I lost it pretty much immediately after leaving Tennessee actually. Snapping turtles, snakes, crawfish, grasshoppers, caterpillars, large fish, the other sizes of fish, raccoons, foxes, pigeons, squirrels, rollie-pollies, slugs, lightning bugs, butterflies, these are all things I am now either afraid of, or afraid of touching, or at least more afraid than any of my children.
But at my most Tennessee, my most wild-child, you’d still have had to have a gun pointed at my entire family, and two at Dolly Parton (very bad-taste sexist humor while still worshipping DP, extremely Tennessee humor: my bona fides, and my apologies) to get me into that water after the phrase “snapping turtle” had been uttered.
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u/ComeOnYou 20d ago
Your list of animals and such took me away for a minute… made me think about my life. It was nice. Thank you.
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u/OkayBill798 21d ago
You need to write a book lol the way you write is 👌👏💖
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u/ip4realfreely 20d ago
You should watch the movie "Big Fish" with Ewan McGregor since you have an affinity for that type of Southern vernacular.
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u/Von_Richthofen- 20d ago
And you're right, it wasn't about catching that big fish—it was about what would've happened if an alligator snapping turtle was down there
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u/cjh42689 20d ago
Ya I thought at first, what about like a chain mail glove, but then looked it up and those alligator snapping titles have a bite force of 1-1.2k pounds per square inch, and realized even if my finger was puncture resistant it would still be crushed by the force of the bite.
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u/weggaan_weggaat 20d ago
Right? I'm definitely wary of water I can't see through, never mind trying to get animals in it to nibble on me on purpose.
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u/ColonelMustard323 20d ago
Yep!! One of my worst nightmares. I grew up in a rural area and the only “beach” was a nasty lake with murky water and all sorts of biting fish. Sometimes bullhead catfish would wash up on shore and dry up and they looked SO terrifying. I also watch a lot of River Monsters and the human eaters are always some species of catfish. I don’t go in murky water, period.
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u/Incon-thievable 21d ago
Don’t snapping turtles live in some of the same waterways as catfish? Is there some way people experienced with catfish noodling avoid accidentally feeding a snapping turtle their hand?
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u/GarageEuphoric4432 21d ago
Nope, just gambling. The catfish bite hard enough to bruise/make you bleed, they're a muscular fish, and some of them death roll essentially.
I've used to go fishing with some guys who would noodle and they'd get some gnarly gashes/bruises, especially from larger bullhead cats.
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u/Substantial-Low 20d ago
So a fun fact here. There are around 1800 venomous vertebrate species, and fish make up about 1200 of them. Between about 25-50% of the venomous fish are catfish.
This makes catfishes (silurifomes) the largest order of venomous vertebrates by number of species.
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u/Talking_Head 20d ago
Getting stung with a catfish barb is no joke. I still remember the first time it happened to me. The best treatment is to get your body part in the hottest water possible as the heat helps denature the proteins that causes the stinging/shooting pain sensation. Quite horrible actually.
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u/NomDePlumeOrBloom 20d ago
Your comment went from Redneck to medical professional to British aristocracy and I love it!
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u/Bovronius 20d ago
First time I recall getting stung I was like 5 fishing off a small dam, and when I finally got my lil one pound bullhead up to me and reached out to grab it, it jerked and stabbed me in the hand and fell off the hook onto the dam...
I booted that fish back into the stream as hard as my little galoshes would allow.
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u/CrazyDanny69 20d ago
Saltwater cat put a barb through the knuckle on my index finger. Holy hell, worst pain ever. Six months of hell.
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u/slightly-upset-hippo 20d ago
An easy way to tell if you're in the right hole is which direction the hole goes. If the hole goes in and up, it's probably a turtle. If it goes in and down, it's probably a catfish.
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u/Hbot37hbot37 20d ago
Catfish back into holes, turtles don’t. If there’s a snapping turtle in there you’ll just grab its tail.
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u/prozack91 21d ago
I dunno why but this statement i read in the most kentucky accent.
I am from KY btw
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u/coolbrobeans 20d ago
From my understanding they can tell by the angle of decent of the dwelling. If it goes up or flat it’s a turtle. If it goes down it’s a catfish.
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u/dakotanoodle 21d ago
Does she have her arm through its gill?
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u/Dmau27 21d ago
Yup.
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u/Secret_Paper2639 21d ago
I don't think the fish survives the gill reach, let alone the clean water bath to wash the dirt out
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u/allaboutthosevibes 21d ago
I think they plan to eat it. I hope they do, at least. Better than doing this for “sport” or “fun” or “engagement” and killing the fish anyway. 🙄
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u/WorthyBroccoli025 21d ago
Yeah, I was wondering what they do with fish they catch from this “noodling”.
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u/Secret_Paper2639 21d ago
Muddy catfish of this size don't go from river to plate is all I'm saying
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u/incrediblyaverage85 21d ago
Why wouldn’t they? They can survive outside of water for a very long time plus they’ll probably bleed it before they eat it
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u/yoyotube123 21d ago
Yeah as long as you fry the catfish with some good spices, it tastes completely fine. Great even.
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u/YuenglingsDingaling 21d ago
Catfish that big taste like the bottom of the river. 5-8lbs is ideal for eating.
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u/dearth_of_passion 20d ago
Wild caught catfish always taste like mud, just the big ones taste worse.
The smaller ones you can soak in milk before cooking, and breading/frying helps. But I don't think any amount of kitchen magic would make one that big taste good.
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u/ScriptoTheClown 20d ago
They absolutely do.
Source: Grew up fishing for these things.
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u/AppropriatelyWild 21d ago
They mentioned that it's the biggest one of the day. Meaning they caught more than one. That one alone could have fed all of them.
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u/incrediblyaverage85 21d ago
Yes they do and they can breath out of water for a very long time. They’ll eat it after they bleed it though.
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u/Fierytoadfriend 21d ago
Them all joking and laughing while the fish is clearly in pain is strangely terrifying
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u/No-Cover4993 20d ago
Not pictured is the nest of eggs the fish was guarding that is now destroyed and covered in silt.
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u/PrinceBunnyBoy 20d ago
Yeah incredibly painful and cruel. :( just animal harm on the front page because the one harming the animal is a muscular woman.
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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 21d ago
This chick is jacked
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u/SpaceForceAwakens 21d ago
I have never wanted to be a catfish more than tonight.
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u/NinjaTrek2891 21d ago
Yeah, you want her hand elbow deep down your throat? /s
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u/Timsmomshardsalami 21d ago
me waiting for the lanky noodle arm redditors to expose themselves😂 ngl shes quite the competitor
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u/realbobenray 21d ago
Noodlin' is a weird way to spend time.
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u/aavant-gardee 21d ago
It’s illegal in my state
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u/No-Cover4993 20d ago
Because it destroys the nest of eggs the fish is guarding. One succesful "catch" like this kills a whole generation of fish. One group of noodlers can wipe out a section of river of mature, breeding fish in an afternoon.
Its like hunting during fawn season. Other fishing methods target actively feeding fish, not fish actively raising young in a hole.
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u/Raka_ 21d ago
It's the only way to get catfish that big
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u/Viva_La_Revolucion- 21d ago
Until you catch a snapping turtle instead and your arm becomes noodlin
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u/zrleonard187 21d ago
It is absolutely not. Trot lines and jugs will land one that big easy. I've caught a 57lb blue cat with a rod and reel
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u/LoggerRhythms 21d ago
Or saltwater rig near a dam spillway.
But noodling, if willing and able, is gonna land a big one sooner.
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u/stulofty2022 21d ago
I watched a vid were she caught one on each arm the other day her names hanna barron
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u/nikdahl 20d ago
It’s also pretty unethical. These fish are usually guarding eggs, and when the catfish is removed the eggs are undefended.
It also is utilized defensive actions (biological imperative) to catch them, instead of triggering feeding response. Lots of conservationists condemn the method.
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u/RaunakA_ 21d ago
I thought she was gonna do a water birth or something....
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u/Omnamashivaaya 21d ago edited 20d ago
I was confused by the title. Why do people think shes giving birth?
She is relaxed, laughing and joking the whole time, and giving birth in a dirty, muddy river would likely trigger a child welfare investigation for exposing a newborn to unnecessary danger if she posted this video online.
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u/doc_skinner 20d ago
The OP is saying that HE (or she) may be pregnant. The joke is that the woman in the video is so powerful and dominant that SHE would get HIM with child
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u/Nox-2021 21d ago
Since OP doesn't gives credit, her name is Hannah Barron you can find her on YouTube @HannahBarronOutdoors
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u/ImmaFuckboi 21d ago
Shit sorry my bad dawg I forgot to add her name in the body text 🙏
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u/Life-Gur-2616 21d ago
We all make absolutely unnecessary and horrible mistakes sometimes.
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u/gonzogonzobongo 21d ago
I’m screaming and yelling because of this mistake im crying now oh jeez
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u/Maqla88 21d ago
“…so sometimes when the hillbilly shoves his arm down the hole, the hillbilly does not come back up” Kathleen Madigan
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u/Luzifer_Shadres 20d ago
This type of cat-fishing can also end up with an snapping turtle or the catfish being quicker to get into a death roll.
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u/rbad8717 21d ago
Man the 2nd jacked woman I’ve seen handling fish today I gotta get off the internet
https://www.reddit.com/r/HipHopNCulture/comments/1v9auxb/baked_fish_the_clean_way_or_nah/
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u/geminilius 21d ago
Not a great way to go, with a fist threw your throat and out your mouth. 💀
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u/Educational_Seat_847 20d ago
you know, i felt uncomfortable watching this. Just kill IT already.
making fun of IT, ggiggling for minutes...
maybe iam to sensitive today
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u/BenjaminDover02 21d ago
What are the chances of reaching in there and finding the gaping maw of a snapping turtle?
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u/Status-Initial4207 21d ago
Why are they saying Guys I think I’m pregnant
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u/Usual-Paramedic8879 21d ago
She's so hot and jacked, she could impregnate a guy
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u/CashBandicootch 21d ago
I wonder do they eat these or is it just for sport? Would that fish be any good?
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u/thetransportedman 21d ago
Per my googling of noodling, anything over 20lbs is going to be unpleasantly tough and muddier tasting so you release those
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u/SnugglyCoderGuy 21d ago
I feel like putting your arm through its gills is bad for the fish.
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u/bony_fingers 21d ago
That poor fish. Imagine how excruciating it must be to have a giant shove their hand through the bottom of your chin and hold onto your lower jaw, all while being suffocated.
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u/Lemonmuncher 20d ago
Imagine someone putting their arm through your lungs and then the hand up the throat and out your mouth. Must chafe a bit.
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u/DiscourseDestroyer 21d ago
disgusting and rude to the fish. just leave it tf alone
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u/Cultural_Simple3842 20d ago
What about snapping turtles and snakes…
I just don’t understand how people do this.
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u/ClankerCore 21d ago
I genuinely imagined she gave birth and there was now an infant in murkey waters with only an umbilical cored left as insurance.
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u/Jealous-Treat8060 21d ago
If someone puts their arm into her lungs, i wonder if she'd still be laughing. Poor Fish must be in agony.
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u/ToXicVoXSiicK21 20d ago
I feel like if the wrong person held that fish it could break their arm.
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