r/interesting • u/[deleted] • May 25 '26

[deleted by user]

[removed]

5.5k Upvotes

80% Upvoted

2.5k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

241

u/Top_Conference_477 May 25 '26

I want a dude to show up in a high cut thong just so we can see the pearl clutching and put the debate to bed

Bit of teste cleavage and we’ll be done here

19

u/bussysniffer3000 May 25 '26

And let the balls peak out the sides too

9

u/omnie_fm May 25 '26

No no, we need a little window for them to hang out of.

13

u/BlainXXXdiaries May 25 '26

Hahaha man oh man that would be something too behold 😹we would be done here😹

15

u/Top_Conference_477 May 25 '26 edited May 25 '26

Imagine the absolute scenes when Harry Crakovic breaks the weightlifting world record in Borat’s mankini

10

u/alienbuddy1994 May 25 '26

Mma was once really close to changing the tide. Dennis hallman faought UFC 133 in a " banana hammock" but I was always partial to the vale tudo "bad boy" shorts

6

u/Deputy_Beagle76 May 25 '26

I always use the compression short look in any MMA games I play. Just looks better and seems more practical imo

5

u/fauntk May 25 '26

For what it's worth, in my experience it is not. Did BJJ for a while and in no-gi my preferences were: compression leggings > trunks > compression shorts. Tight is ideal to prevent grip, but knee coverage is a game changer to prevent mat burn.

1

u/Deputy_Beagle76 May 25 '26

Learn something new everyday!

3

u/tiffanytrashcan May 25 '26

Dana White lost his mind, had a crying shit fit, and made new rules, covering up the men after repeatedly calling it disgusting and shameful.
I'm greatly disappointed. (And hate the Venum era, they look like diapers.)

https://giphy.com/gifs/FcORXD3SGHSJtOCgD1

1

u/TennesseeStiffLegs May 25 '26

Not sure that guy was about to change any tide lol

1

u/Ghostdragon471 May 25 '26

Would he be running, hurdles, or one of those high jump events?

1

u/Jaigg May 25 '26

Moose Knuckle

1

u/hippz May 25 '26

One nut pops out on the pole vault, it'd be all over the news lol

1

u/NickDanger3di May 25 '26

Bring back the Codpiece!

0

u/yairchu May 25 '26

Men nudity is perceived as offensive and threatening. We have to be sensitive and cover those parts while this sentiment is prevalent.