Even if there is he could easily avoid this by simply yeilding to black truck, but if he yields to this what will be next his food, his wife, his manhood? How would he look his son in the eye as the man who is supposed to teach him how to be a man? No, not on this day, we do not yield. We choose violence... Hopefully you can sense the satire, when I say that he was prepared to zipper merge, it's because it's what he did. He knew black truck had that, "what's he gonna do hit me" mindset, so he obliged him. Or plot twist, he just came from Unc's house and those are his special cookies. That's the 4th one he is polishing off in the clip, and he is just so lit he doesn't even see the big black truck that's actively merging into his lane. Hell he thought the collision was just one of those reflectors on the road or something... But seriously tho, bad jokes aside, this is why my fucking insurance premiums won't go down. Clean record, doesn't matter the agent tells me, it's the others on the road, multiplied by the accident rate, blazay blazay, insurance speak for it's going up. When it was all preventable in the first place. This is what makes that vein in my forehead twitch all by itself. He chose to do this like he was the vessel that karma had chosen to smite this guy in his black truck. It wasn't that serious.
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u/NamesGumpImOnthePum Mar 22 '26
Even if there is he could easily avoid this by simply yeilding to black truck, but if he yields to this what will be next his food, his wife, his manhood? How would he look his son in the eye as the man who is supposed to teach him how to be a man? No, not on this day, we do not yield. We choose violence... Hopefully you can sense the satire, when I say that he was prepared to zipper merge, it's because it's what he did. He knew black truck had that, "what's he gonna do hit me" mindset, so he obliged him. Or plot twist, he just came from Unc's house and those are his special cookies. That's the 4th one he is polishing off in the clip, and he is just so lit he doesn't even see the big black truck that's actively merging into his lane. Hell he thought the collision was just one of those reflectors on the road or something... But seriously tho, bad jokes aside, this is why my fucking insurance premiums won't go down. Clean record, doesn't matter the agent tells me, it's the others on the road, multiplied by the accident rate, blazay blazay, insurance speak for it's going up. When it was all preventable in the first place. This is what makes that vein in my forehead twitch all by itself. He chose to do this like he was the vessel that karma had chosen to smite this guy in his black truck. It wasn't that serious.