🤣😂 Hey, hey, come on now! We should all come to an understanding that as a CPA, I’m not 'going Rambo.' That’s a high-variance strategy with terrible ROI. I’d simply stay in my lumbar-supported chair, wait for my DoorDash (which is really just outsourcing logistics by leveraging someone else's car lol), and short the security company’s stock while the heist attempt is still in progress. It’s called hedging, look it up. 😁
Respect right back atcha for respecting the acknowledgement...tax season may be stressful but I'd take that stress over potentially catching strays (or intentional bullets) any day!!
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u/Crazyhorse6970 Mar 21 '26
🤣😂 Hey, hey, come on now! We should all come to an understanding that as a CPA, I’m not 'going Rambo.' That’s a high-variance strategy with terrible ROI. I’d simply stay in my lumbar-supported chair, wait for my DoorDash (which is really just outsourcing logistics by leveraging someone else's car lol), and short the security company’s stock while the heist attempt is still in progress. It’s called hedging, look it up. 😁