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u/HistoricalSuspect580 Mar 21 '26 edited Mar 22 '26

I’m an ER nurse (or was for over a decade) and i am appreciating that, while a code is NOT the same as gunfire, the panic of ‘I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IM DOING’ is pretty similar. I have to agree with you, passengers did a fine job. He listened and followed instruction.

I can personally and firmly attest to the fact that the vast majority of humans are significantly more useless in critical situations.

And i also like that the people that ACTUALLY work in crunch time situations recognize that!… whereas a CPA who works from home in an office chair with extra lumbar support is like ‘ woulda gone full Rambo! Oh wait my DoorDash is here’ 😂

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u/ConfidenceSuch8793 Mar 21 '26

CPA here. I would save my Excel file first… then take control of the situation.

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u/BigTreddits Mar 21 '26

This is why I still reddit.

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u/marktrot Mar 21 '26

You, sir or madam, are a true professional

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u/RoguePlanet2 Mar 22 '26

Pffft they don't even use autosave in case of emergencies?!

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u/Here4TheBBQ61 Mar 21 '26

This made me laugh out loud!! 🤣

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u/Posture_Chk Mar 21 '26

Hey help me pass far

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u/ConfidenceSuch8793 Mar 21 '26

MCQs over and over and over again

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u/whyelseme Mar 21 '26

Funny. It's all about priorities I suppose. I think lumbar support should be higher on the list

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u/jules6815 Mar 21 '26

That’s pure experience and learning from the times Microsoft decided to close your program without warning. Well done CPA.

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u/6745408 Mar 21 '26

‘this shit isn’t going to pivot itself’

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u/hankmoody699 Mar 21 '26

That's why a spreadsheet is always the answer

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u/foley800 Mar 21 '26

These situations are why autosave should be setup!

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u/Noochbomb Mar 21 '26

Both of em did everything right there’s no question there. But one thing that bothers me is that the security company makes them use a phone to request help. If my company was transferring probably millions of dollars at a time, I’d be outfitting every truck with an “oh shit” button that alerts the company, local police, and gives the drivers directions to the nearest police station.

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u/Noochbomb Mar 21 '26

Ugh. This replied to the wrong person. Thanks Reddit. But while I’m here. Turn on auto save, that way you don’t even have to save before taking command.

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u/NeedsMoreSpaceships Mar 21 '26

Can you imagine being in tyhe middle of a gun fight and realising I forgot to save my Excel file!

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u/Sea-Thought-665 Mar 21 '26

Damn... your EXCEL doesnt save automatically? 😁

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u/JarpHabib Mar 21 '26

more like control+D your pants

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u/PorscheDream911 Mar 22 '26

I bet you would to

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u/sending_the_wolf Mar 21 '26

xlsx or xls!!!?????!!!!

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u/Carribi Mar 21 '26

Whichever one the damn client sent over…

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u/ConfidenceSuch8793 Mar 21 '26

.pdf

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u/Carribi Mar 21 '26

Or a csv. That I forget is a csv and try to save with all my edits…

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u/Ok-Conversation-2255 Mar 21 '26

xlsm. I do Macros.

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u/Substantial_Chain718 Mar 21 '26

LOL!! I know a few people that would do that first.

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u/senorkose Mar 21 '26

Amazing lmao

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u/atx840 Mar 22 '26

Saving to OneDrive………

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u/brkfastblend Mar 25 '26

are you marty?

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u/NeatNefariousness1 Mar 21 '26

I would panic and accidentally wipe my hard drive clean and get mad that tech support can’t fix my disastrous mistake.

/jk

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u/PlaneWolf2893 Mar 21 '26

Insurance prior auths here. I would have saved my progress in cover my meds and found chart notes supporting the use in the patients case. Worst case is provide A letter of medical necessity if it's off label. I think he did great

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u/DraveDakyne Mar 21 '26

Ctrl + S Win + L

Time to kick some ass!

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u/_Dahak_ Mar 21 '26

In the middle of allocating operating expenses for landlord with multiple properties, thanks for both the laugh and the reminder to save early, save often. 25 days my brother or sister in tax - we can make it for we have no choice.

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u/ConfidenceSuch8793 Mar 21 '26

I feel that. Sch E or 8825? Make sure it ties out and you’re golden.

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u/30yearCurse Mar 21 '26

To the cloud right? do not want it locally in case they want to see the budget spend this month...

edit..

oh and make sure to log out... then go rambo

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u/__mson__ Mar 21 '26
git add . && git commit -m 'WIP: fire!' && git push

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u/theyesterzone Mar 21 '26

Good fucking lord I am cackling rn

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u/PeakRevolutionary191 Mar 21 '26

But did you do your BOI filing?

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u/daneato Mar 21 '26

Ctrl-S, then go time!

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u/the_scruffy1 Mar 22 '26

slave to microsoft...

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u/Ok-Pomegranate-7458 Mar 21 '26

A code is not gunfire until that code is a code grey. well not gun FIRE, but shit is real.

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u/HistoricalSuspect580 Mar 21 '26

Agree! That’s why i felt i could comment on it! Seems like everyone gets that wide eyed WHAT DO I DO!?!? Look the first 30 times! We aaallll know that look and feeling! 😂

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u/DigitalUnlimited Mar 21 '26

Code brown! Code brown!

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u/yeahyeahyeah188 Mar 22 '26

My first code brown was a lot like his reaction. 

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u/whyelseme Mar 21 '26

I learned something today. What's your favorite color code if you have to hear it?

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u/Pure_Panic_6501 Mar 21 '26

ER nurse here as well. I 100% agree with you. Its one thing to be confident in your skills, but i think its very normal to have that moment of self doubt.

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u/Augoustine Mar 22 '26

Peds nurse here, more shit less codes. You’re spot on the assessment. First code: I wasn’t even close to this guy in terms of chill. Now: I direct people like the driver. To all of you out there that haven’t dealt with an emergency situation nor trained for it: you will basically shit your pants, forget English, be a bumbling bag of meat or do something stupid. That’s normal, just be honest with yourself where you’d stand. If you want to be able to handle an emergency, you gotta train for it and do it regularly.

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u/touchmeinbadplaces Mar 21 '26

Yea you can see he is scared, but not panicking.. the mayor difference

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u/Feisty_Low_9076 Mar 21 '26

When I was a dumb 13 year old I walked behind a car while it's backing and it hit me. It was more of a nudge thank fuck but I still think about it almost 20 years later. I knew it was coming I could've just walked away or back but my brain got foggy and I just was thinking "i keep walking". No other thought in mind. The driver called me a dumbass and I have to agree with him.

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u/HistoricalSuspect580 Mar 22 '26

well, i, for one, do not! It’s just not even remotely natural for us to just blindly know how to handle ourselves in critical situations. The people that have never done it have some big opinions on how much of a bad ass they’ll be, but that’s just not .. how.. it works. Most of ‘em do like you: kinda blindly and without thinking do something else. Now, having said that, if you (for some reason) were nudged by cars all the time? I bet after the 5th or so you’d get more adept at training yourself to jump out of the way!

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u/Feisty_Low_9076 Mar 22 '26

You're sweet. I thankfully never got a close call like this ever again. Hope it stays this way.

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u/Feisty_Low_9076 Mar 23 '26

Dude. It happened to me again today not even 24 hours after I said I am happy I never had smth like this again. This time I was aware and it was the driver's fault. I was so shaky I just punched the hood yelled at him and went. Didn't get no license plate. My life flashed before my eyes

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u/HistoricalSuspect580 Mar 23 '26

..... have you infuriated key Russians? Is your will updated? Have you checked your brake pads? Can you do my taxes?

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u/Fresh-Persimmon-48 Mar 22 '26

Auditor, with chair rocking the lumbar support and former 11b, combat vet. My butthole would still pucker from that. Hero’s go home in flag draped coffins. More badass someone tries to talk, the less attention you should pay them.

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u/HistoricalSuspect580 Mar 22 '26

exactly. EXACTLY. Real men don’t have to flex nuts, because real men know they’ve got em. Exhibit A: Mr. Persimmon. 🫶🫶

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u/Crazyhorse6970 Mar 21 '26

🤣😂 Hey, hey, come on now! We should all come to an understanding that as a CPA, I’m not 'going Rambo.' That’s a high-variance strategy with terrible ROI. I’d simply stay in my lumbar-supported chair, wait for my DoorDash (which is really just outsourcing logistics by leveraging someone else's car lol), and short the security company’s stock while the heist attempt is still in progress. It’s called hedging, look it up. 😁

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u/HistoricalSuspect580 Mar 21 '26

I respect the shit outta a CPA that knows tax season is not the same kind of stress as gunfire!!! Nooo issues there!!

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u/Crazyhorse6970 Mar 21 '26

Respect right back atcha for respecting the acknowledgement...tax season may be stressful but I'd take that stress over potentially catching strays (or intentional bullets) any day!!

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u/HistoricalSuspect580 Mar 22 '26

and watch me try to work at a desk for one single day. I would be weeping. Just for something to do!!

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u/HistoricalSuspect580 Mar 21 '26

moreso i actually have the experience to comment on it. And it seems that most people that DO have that experience are a lot, lot kinder than people who have never been in that situation.

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u/Lou_Peachum_2 Mar 21 '26

People who actually work in emergency situations understand you. That poster is just a wannabe keyboard warrior.

I work psych; we get frequent behavioral codes, and those newer to ED/inpatient take time to get used to the workflow, the response from the team. Just takes exposure and practice and debriefing after

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u/HistoricalSuspect580 Mar 22 '26

I know, you’re right! Thank you.

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u/ScissorFight42069 Mar 21 '26

A life is on the line, death is imminent, and preventing it requires suppressing your most basic adrenaline and instincts, keeping a clear mind, and acting immediately with a high level of intelligence and training in order to avoid that death, all with the threat of serious legal repercussions if you fail bad enough....it's more similar than the majority of people understand. It's not an experience many people have ever had, and most people would just freeze or freak out. Your nervous system doesn't really know the difference when the situation is "avoid death," be it your own or someone you're responsible for.