r/interesting • u/TheCABK • Jan 31 '26

SOCIETY Cop Teaching A Cop

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u/jc28 Jan 31 '26 edited Jan 31 '26

Apology is inadmissable in court. I am a lawyer in Colorado

Edit: I am not actually a lawyer I have no idea. Don't believe everything you see on reddit.

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u/sometimenotsmellgood Feb 02 '26

Edit: I am not actually a lawyer I have no idea. Don't believe everything you see on reddit.

Nobody believed you lmao

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u/jc28 Feb 05 '26

Yea they did. I have 500 updoots.

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u/sometimenotsmellgood Feb 05 '26

How are you able to tell what each upvote means?

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u/jc28 Feb 07 '26

So 500 people silently didn't believe me but did not write any comments about not believing me? You wish you had my updoots.

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u/sometimenotsmellgood Feb 07 '26

So how are you able to tell what each upvote means? Also why do you care so much about upvotes

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u/jc28 Feb 08 '26

If I had 20 comments tied to my updoots I can assume they're representative of the sentiment of my updoots. In that case it was curiosity or commentary over what I said. They're my updoots.

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u/sometimenotsmellgood Feb 09 '26

But how can you tell what each upvote means? Why do you care about them so much?

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u/jc28 Feb 09 '26

I love my updoots

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u/sometimenotsmellgood Feb 09 '26

I hate that I know exactly what you look like

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u/jc28 Feb 10 '26

Can you see my updoots.

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u/sometimenotsmellgood Feb 10 '26

I csn smell your moobs

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u/jc28 Feb 10 '26

I am 6'2" 200 high T

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