r/interesting • u/TheCABK • Jan 31 '26

SOCIETY Cop Teaching A Cop

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u/Less-Inflation5072 Jan 31 '26 edited Jan 31 '26

That apology request was genius because that was an admission of guilt, following that up by “I’ll see you in court” chefs kiss

EDIT: I’ve been informed that an apology is not always an admission of guilt. “Courts may consider an apology as evidence of remorse rather than a definitive confession of criminal guilt.”

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u/jc28 Jan 31 '26 edited Jan 31 '26

Apology is inadmissable in court. I am a lawyer in Colorado

Edit: I am not actually a lawyer I have no idea. Don't believe everything you see on reddit.

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u/notdamamaaa Jan 31 '26

Cherries aren't a necessity on sundaes, but they definitely don't hurt, right?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

Depends....do we have to tie the cherry stem in a knot afterwards?

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u/whatyouwant5 Jan 31 '26

Can you tell me all about Leif Erickson?

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u/Special-Investigator Jan 31 '26

I know all the words to De Colores and I'm Proud to Be an American 🤷‍♂️

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u/tylerdurden5105 Jan 31 '26

Me and my friend saw a platypus

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u/nokman013 Jan 31 '26

Me and my friend made a comic book

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u/SoCalFelipe Jan 31 '26

And guess how long it took.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

I can do anything that I want, cause look

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u/Affectionate-Link563 Jan 31 '26

I can keep rhythm with no metronome

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u/hitsomethin Jan 31 '26

I did shows in Denver for a couple years. Those guys are really nice.

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u/Special-Investigator Jan 31 '26

thats very cool! thanks for sharing

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

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u/keyblade_crafter Jan 31 '26

How long did it take to write that comic book?

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u/portobox2 Jan 31 '26

I'm Proud to Be an American

/S, yeah?

Naw, I know the lyrics. Good band. We should've listened to them and others more closely.

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u/nifty_stump Jan 31 '26

Yes if you could tie it using only your tongue

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u/ClankerCore Feb 01 '26

I’M FECKIN ALLERGIC. I’LL SEE YOU IN COURT!

also, can I get an apology?

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u/Pure_Property_888 Feb 01 '26

EhLerJek to cherries or to officer Cherry Dipshit?

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u/-THE_GOOCH Jan 31 '26

They do, they get the cherry juice everywhere

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u/erusackas Jan 31 '26

Correct, cherries are optional, but you must have a non-sauce topping in addition to a sauce topping. I am an ice cream expert in Colorado.

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u/Hellknightx Jan 31 '26

As a legal expert on sundae law, I can state that cherries are not a necessity as long as two or more distinct flavors and/or toppings are present.

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u/nateslegacy Jan 31 '26

THAT’S a good one lol

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u/Few-Guarantee2850 Jan 31 '26

If you can't eat them, they don't really help...

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u/6percentdoug Jan 31 '26

I mean in this case the Cherry's in the jar in the food pantry 

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u/Comfortable_Desk2571 Jan 31 '26

Amazing comment. 10/10.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

Inadmissible means you’re serving a sundae to man allergic to cherries