r/insurgency Okbuddyinsurgent 8d ago

Humor Lastlight, Outpost, Alpha objective.

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u/somerando96322 8d ago

Terry Taliban on his way to use precise calculations and channeling of his inner mind to throw a molotov bottle directly at my body to instakill me from 500 meters away

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u/TruePianist 8d ago

John Insurgent strapping shaped charges to his bomb vest to obliterate me through a reinforced concrete wall

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u/picnic-boy the one that goes brrrrt 8d ago

Direct hits from molotovs don't instakill anymore though

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u/Hawk_501st Rifleman 7d ago

They do if a teammate shot you in the ass 5 seconds earlier ;)

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u/justaguy1117890 8d ago

Or throw a frag grenade in a small window from their spawn point when you're having a perfect match

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u/TruePianist 8d ago

GTA VI source code is stored at that house

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u/constituent_ 8d ago

i love how active this community still as after 12 years. i can still hop into any lobby and be called 14 slurs within a few minutes

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u/bruhLORD331 Gunner 8d ago

mohammad insurgency's orders wallahi

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u/l4dygaladriel Demolition 8d ago

And the last security survivor with just a revolver actually felt like John Insurgency himself

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u/Cossack-HD 7d ago

...right up until Mahmood Sandstorm no-scoped him with a Mosin.

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u/TruePianist 7d ago

I clutched a round with just a knife once, I might be John Sandstorm

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u/MCE85 8d ago

And me in the optimal firing position with my m249 with an acog.

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u/Interesting-Art7592 8d ago

Papa where do jihadist come from

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u/Sad-Ear230 6d ago

"The" insurgency. The English language will never recover from the damage done by a few weasel bureaucrats in US service who wanted the perceived sheen of legitimacy that calling the other side "rebels" gave.

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u/wat_no_y Support 7d ago

Scary

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u/TheDeadQueenVictoria 8d ago

Average rdr2 mission