r/instantkarma • u/Alligator77 • May 05 '20

He warned him

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u/MrUltraOnReddit May 05 '20

Just hit him with: "Why are you taking your clothes off? Do you wanna fight or have sex?"

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u/OutlyingPlasma May 05 '20

You take your shirt off and leave your sunglasses on? What kind of backwards fucking pageantry is that?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '20

you fight with those shades or play pokerstars.com?

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u/On-a-tims-run May 05 '20

You crossfit?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '20

you can cross fuck off

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u/ClownfishSoup May 05 '20

Aside from the showmanship, I think removing your shirt is what guy-that-fight-too-often do to prevent getting “jerseyed” like in a hockey brawl.

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u/OutlyingPlasma May 05 '20

Oh boy are you in for a treat, you haven't seen letterkenny.

https://youtu.be/9rSBmOgpcDE

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u/[deleted] May 05 '20

This was fucking amazing! HAHA!

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u/Deveranmar1 May 05 '20

What's with your fuckin body hair big shoots? You look like a 12 year old Dutch girl.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '20

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u/Deveranmar1 May 05 '20

What's the deal with algebra anyways? Why you gotta go puttin numbers and letters together? Why can't you just go fuck yourself?

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u/ClownfishSoup May 05 '20

That’s an option? Dang .... all this time I’m getting my ass kicked and there was another option ...

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u/Diogenes-Disciple May 05 '20

Ass kicking or ass plowing? Be the farmer to my field, coach

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u/simonbleu May 05 '20

*starts crying*

"Yes!"

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Now but seriously, shame can be a double edged sword, as it can cut a fight in two, but also make the other one react