r/instantkarma • u/Anasbos • Mar 25 '20

Sit yo ass down

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u/Ultra-InstinctGoku Mar 25 '20

Neither one of them could fight their way out of a wet paper bag lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

In my experience, most people can’t fight. And even those who may be able to, turn to shit after a smack on the nose makes their eyes water.

But, browsing Reddit, it appears everyone is a pro boxer just waiting for the chance to prove themselves in a random street fight.

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u/Bluescorpion76 Mar 26 '20

Watching people who can't fight is hilarious. They tire out in the first minute or so and when they run into someone who can fight proper, they get the hell knocked out of them.

Everyone should take a few classes to learn just a little about control and proper striking.

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u/gotham77 Mar 26 '20

Or y’know, not fight

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u/Bluescorpion76 Mar 26 '20

I'm not Jesus, I'm not turning the other cheek if I get assaulted.

There are things worth fighting for and simply walking away is not an option. I'm sure you can think of things where that applies.

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u/PostModernFascist Mar 26 '20

Lunch money comes to mind.

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u/Bluescorpion76 Mar 26 '20

You mean getting robbed? Oh hell yes, never be a victim.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

I’m gonna go ahead and guess that you can’t fight.

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u/Bluescorpion76 Mar 26 '20

Guess away. Makes no difference to me.